FYI I’m still processing just how validating and inspiring the Bad Bunny Halftime Show was. Ricky Martin got me in the feels and the Gen X.

That prostate cancer screening commercial was really, truly beautiful.

Ginkgos forever 💛

Behold my latest manicure in all its beauty

The closest I’m gonna get to see the northern lights from Capitol Hill @capitalweather.bsky.social

Tonight was a very bad night.

Crazy to hear people talking about people with sleep disruptions and chronic disease and being good stewards to our bodies and this guy is just like 😪 youtube.com/shorts/9eSTN...

Just… ugh

Also for the record: The Toronto Blue Jays won in my heart. 💙

Everything is terrible and the district as a whole is depressed but oh sorry did you say you needed to see my newest manicure? It’s ILNP ink and Penelope Luz Sinensis and I know it means nothing to most of you but we all need a hobby to stay sane.

All farmers markets are magical places and the @freshfarmdc.bsky.social at Mt. Vernon triangle is particularly so. Got poblano peppers, radishes and some @pearlfineteas.bsky.social tea.

This is the kind of info I needed this morning. H/t @monkeyrotica.bsky.social

THE MANICURE WILL BE DOCUMENTED, DAMMIT! Hi! This is Lahar by Cracked Polish, which seems like a perfect shade and concept for this particular Halloween.

I need to find my nail-obsessed people on here plz.

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Ran into @joeflood.bsky.social at Lincoln Park today, right after I finished judging the Howl to the Chief costume contest, but before meeting the freshly engaged couple (thanks for the tip, Joe!) but right after walking 6 miles checking out yard sales and saying hi to @sandramoscoso.bsky.social ❤️

Okay y’all it’s very early where I am rn which is why I want to know why you would ever be eating a caramel-covered apple at this time of day?! Is there something I’m missing?

Where should I celebrate my birthday? Eager to read your recs on your favorite DC places to celebrate.

Content read by AI is so weird and unsettling. AI don’t understand subtle non questions or sarcastic tone and you have to read along with the article to make sense of it. Or at least that’s my experience. 0/10, dislike intensely.

Some things are not a choice but the way you react is entirely your choice

In which I explore this one weird trick: madamemeow.com/2025/07/14/t...

Everything is controversial if you say it off-handedly enough.

I may be deplatformed on Instagram, but I am not out. Celebrating Cruisemas in July, a.ka. the birth of the most glorious and versatile actor, Tom Cruis Mapother IV. A double feature today: The Color of Money (1986) and Born on the Fourth of July (1989). 1/x

Wow I am still so depressed.

Y’all I’m teaching a tarot class at @relume-co.bsky.social and I’m so excited!!! Come out and learn with me? relume.co/products/int...

Apropos of nothing, Saquon Barkley's outfit sucks. All the money in the world and you can't afford that extra inch on your dumb pants?

Early winner, Teyana Taylor. Seriously: Who's gonna top this magnificent getup?

OKAY WHO IS GOING TO BE LIVE BLOOBING THE MET GALA ON THIS THING cc @nicholeaileen.bsky.social

No, you’re crying because you accidentally planned your timing perfectly and you’re riding the D2 bus and it feels like ten years are just yesterday

@freedcproject.bsky.social isn't letting up!

Kind of amazing how a truck refusing to give you the right of way as you’re crossing the street can then go on to roll through not one but two dark orange (read: red) lights and do it all with complete impunity.

Uh.... I thought that's exactly what ALL y'all wanted

"The National Museum of African American History and Culture is not a place that traffics in improper ideology," Clint Smith writes. "It is a museum that recognizes that America has been suffused in improper ideologies for most of its history." https://theatln.tc/81hXXEqK

Definitely saw a bunch of Mar-a-Lago faces out and about in their Easter finery today.

Don’t shave drunk

MUM mum! MUM mum!

Today in proof that DC's spirit animal is a basic bitch:

One of the pope’s last acts in his life was telling JD Vance how much he sucks. May we all hang on long enough to do so.

Do you think being so up close to JD Vance’s evil did the Pope in?

RFK Jr. says there are no autistic poets, so we interviewed one. Hear from Elizabeth McClellan, @popelizbet.bsky.social, an award-winning poet, attorney, and legal educator based in Memphis, Tennessee.

Can we agree that those AI starter packs are almost as bad as the AI studio ghibli portraits?

DC Book Crawl! Yessssssssssssssss!

I am dying to do a long thread on this one house but I am having a hard time organizing my thoughts but just know that I LOVE REAL ESTATE and I love talking about it even more.

So there is this bakery with absolutely divine bread but the surliest customer service ever and every time I come here I have to ask myself if the anger is worth it.

No surprises there. Everyone has been steamrolled by all the winning.

Starting to arrive at the hot-takeish conclusion that Reddit is mostly silly. There are good things about it but it’s mostly just silly people.

Hey! I’ve been writing essays here and I’d love for you to read them and subscribe while you’re at it: madamemeow.com/2025/04/06/t...

Check out the beer list for our event with metrobar on Saturday!

Tl;dr GERD sucks but my skin has never looked better