Ten years ago, another busted weather forecast like today inspired me to write The Swamp. In my novel, a meteorologist trying to get a more accurate forecast crashes a drone into the White House a.co/d/01N4kI84

seen in DC

Tulip Day brought an explosion of color to wintry drab DC

Good morning! It's Sunday 03/15/26 @capitalweather.bsky.social

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“I am innocent,” Bryan Betancur proclaims as he walks out of court in DC, wearing his newly-ordered GPS monitor. “Feminism is a cancer.” Betancur then walked toward the Archives metro station. Once off camera, he yelled at me about my shoes — a common occurrence given his foot fetish.

this will be a humiliating spectacle for all concerned www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Fight back! Ride a bike! This retro poster is a tribute everyday heroes who use the power of cycling to be a positive force in the world. www.etsy.com/listing/1489...

The King of the World honors the friendship between Trump and Epstein, just like Jack and Rose on the Titanic. By the brilliant team of the Secret Handshake

Metro Hair Creeper Bryan Betancur looked smug as he left the Arlington County Court House after being arraigned. Moments later, he was arrested in the parking lot for another set of charges

Sunset at Scott Circle in Washington, DC

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Holi Festival in Dupont Circle was amazing. Here's to spring!

Bryan Betancur was free to be the Metro Hair Perv because his earlier stalking went unpunished joeflood.com/2026/03/06/b...

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone. But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Sure, the economy sucks but the street art is superb

Foggy morning on the National Mall, with remnants of snow

Our cherry blossom peak bloom forecast is out! We're calling for the blossoms to reach their peak April 3-7 -- the latest peak since at least 2018. The cool weather has slowed down the beginning of the bud cycle. Read our full blossom forecast at this link: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...

So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for: - Who takes over; - Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation; - How to defend US bases in the region; - Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and - How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

that time Metro creepster Bryan Betancur got thrown out of Artomatic joeflood.com/2024/03/09/o...

I see outlets already getting stuff wrong, so: if you’re media trying to write about Bryan Betancur, I have way more information about his background than anyone else who can go on the record. DMs are open.

they got him last night on the silver line

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Lock him up! This January 6th rioter has been stalking women for years but going viral for hair fondling on the Metro finally got the authorities to act

@maddow.bsky.social Trump freed this January 6th rioter and now he's creeping on women in the Metro

Jeffrey Epstein Walk of Shame in Farragut Square, Washington, DC. Someone scratched out Elon Musk!

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Big protest against Trump and the war in DC today

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a fan of this energy tbh, and ambitious politicos should be trying to outdo each other here

@itsmarkmoran.bsky.social is swinging thru.. so that’s at least one candidate that’s anti surveillance state

has Mayor Bowser helped anyone kidnapped by ICE in DC?

Trump will do whatever Mamdani says. He has a thing for handsome bearded men. Use that Democrats!

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The last time Lang brought his "crusade" to DC only ten people showed up joeflood.com/2026/01/05/c...

if you've been to the White House, then you've probably seen the Truth Conductor. The Park Police arrested him for panhandling, which is a lie. He's free now. Help him out if you can!

Oh... so THAT'S where he gets it from! www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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From Sandwich Guy to Senators, Pirro keeps on losing

not much snow in DC

This morning in the valley #VAwx

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

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protest outside Trump's so-called Board of Peace

Trump's fake droops while his eyes are closed at today's "Board of Peace" meeting (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)