*Struggling with rationalising the plot of Lights & Sound* No, no she can't say that. That would be hypocritical and not make sense based on what she was doing before. So if she says that, and *she* accepts it, them still making up and hooking up would seem really toxic and unhealthy, and... wait.

Just been rereading some of my favourite parts of this and discovered there's a paragraph in Lights And Sound that's going to sound like it was lifted word for word from IMCY because Lili and I have both independently come to the same conclusion about the tax on superheroes'/magical girls' bodies.

I cannot wait to see what the swine think of these pearls

Whoops, uh, didn't remember I hadn't revealed the new story is about superheroes 🫣. Hey, the new story is about superheroes.

I've come to realise that the biggest thing that fuels my writing fervour is when I become compelled by consuming another piece of media, like it really gets in my brain and fills me with the drive to create.

Current story I'm working on is one I've wanted to write for a year and a half: it's a new thing unlike stuff I've done before, and it's based on a thread I posted a long time ago on Twitter.

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It would be so good to see the look on a boy's face when he figures out the only way the clue to the whole mess he just found makes any sense at all is if the all-powerful evil architect of all his suffering and I, his innocent dutiful companion, are one and the same.

I want to watch him turn around slowly in shock and pain and let a smile creep over my face while the score changes to a sinister faster tempo orchestral reprise of my theme.

I want to effortlessly catch and arrest the same wild haymaker I pretended to be accidentally knocked down by when we first met, and throw him to the ground with barely a flex as my clothes burn away to reveal my gayer eviller outfit.

It's every woman's right to suddenly develop burning eyes and hover five feet off the ground above some idiot boy's prostrate form while she mocks him for missing all the obvious clues to her treacherous deception that he then proceeds to remember in soft-focus flashbacks.

The really fun thing about ch9 is it is def gonna sideswipe the folk who've been trying to figure out whether the story is set in "Victorian Times" or "WW1" and aren't ready for my frequent assertions of "Necessary Adjustments is set in an alternate history 190X" to finally materialise in the text.

Revelation of Who Is Fighting In The War and What The War Is About will put any notion of a terrestrial historically congruent setting for the story to bed I assure you.

Desperately yearning to say "I thought they'd never leave" from behind a boy's head the moment he's finally alone in his hospital bed after a life-threatening incident he knows but could never prove I engineered.

It's important for you guys to understand when I say I want to be a "baddie" I'm not just talking about having messy relationships and a fat ass.

Seeing a girl with a cute little accessory like a fashionable pair of glasses or a bow and imagining it floating on her surface instead of adorning her pretty face 😈

"Cis" boy freedom fighter with gynaecomastia coming up through the ranks hearing about a legendary boytamer who disappeared, leaving only her squad who now for some reason hunt his cell specifically. He presumes it's because they find the cell's advances in offensive hypnosis technology threatening.

Eventually the squad manage to capture him personally and separate him from his comrades. They're actually a lot nicer to him than he expected; friendly and sympathetic even. They just have some photographs they want him to look at. They say they might... jog "his" memory.

ME , SEDUCTIVELY : I'LL MURDER U IN AN INTERESTING AN PECULIAR WAY HER , REALLY SCARY : JUST THE NORMAL MURDER IS OK . PLEASE

Cis chaser girlfriend very quickly regretting hooking up with me with the realisation of what I always intended to do to him.

Disrespectful, unpleasant young ladies get turned into good boys and that's just the way of things. If you come at the queen you'd best not miss.

Weeping into your handkerchief at Mistress' graveside, you turn to leave but her duo of pet switches grasp you firmly by the shoulders. They ask you questions: Where do you think you're going? Are you familiar with Mistress' will? What do you know about pharaonic burial rites?

The tender intimacy of teaching a girl not to rest her phone on her little finger to spare her precious ulnal nerve.

Well, I have the fat ass, time to establish the correct opinions.

Sweet innocent gf who was medically dead for 10m on the operating table after a car accident. Later it becomes clear that whatever she saw has altered her outlook- and as you watch her pull out the knife from your position cuffed to the bed you realise not for the better.

Please please share this post with the slightly freaky transmasc you know who spends a little too much time on AO3, looking for 600 of my closest friends somewhere I can talk about how I need money for gender shit and time is running out.

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You'll never guess what I've got for you, lads.

You know for someone who posts so much on AO3 I am surprisingly incompetent at using the website as a reader.

Going to @easterconuk.bsky.social from the 3rd to the 6th of April? I will be there! I'm not on the programme or anything (I meant to submit but then I had a bad time 🧠/💷 wise, next year I promise) but if you manage to find me I'll... idk sign your printout of Necessary Adjustments or something.

Girl who shivers in the harsh light of new understanding now she's seen my cavalcade of blasphemous fusions of steel and flesh, my women made machines; as she remembers the first thing I said to her when she woke up in her restraints. "I'm not sure what to make of you, my dear."

Tried my hand at drawing again after a long while. I've never been particularly good at it, but I suppose I'm not terrible either. Anyone recognise/wish for a return of these two?

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Lately I’ve been going to bed feeling hungry because there’s no boy squirming inside my tummy. Surely that doesn’t mean anything~

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It's the first of the month! So if you want your patreon payment to be on the correct and not ridiculous day monthly and also to get your hands on the newest chapter of my highly rated forcemasc tale Necessary Adjustments 6 weeks before it releases on AO3 & my site go to patreon.com/ayulaoneone now!

Nobody at all is currently on the £1 support only tier on my patreon so nobody at all stood to benefit from me getting the tiers mixed up and accidentally making the new chapter available only to that tier instead of the £5 one. Because the new patreon interface has no way to set default visibility.

If there's a Necessary Adjustments writing habit I love a little too much but won't ever give up it's making Sam occasionally say something to himself as a reactive last word in a sort of twee mid-century humorist Paddington Bear type style.

Guess what's out? Guess what's out? That's right it's... NECESSARY ADJUSTMENTS CHAPTER 9!!!

Guess what's out? Guess what's out? That's right it's... NECESSARY ADJUSTMENTS CHAPTER 9!!!

If you've ever cranked it to one of my stories, I just want to let you know what I can feel it, every time, and that your siphoned energy charges the big glowing gem in the centre of my chest that is the source of my incredible, terrifying powers.

Don't want to spoil too much here so I'll just say: I very much appreciate the assistance I have received over this writing period from my fanbase's small Australian cohort.

State of the Necessary Adjustments Chapter 9: The draft was lost in a server move. I was able to recover a mostly complete version of the current draft with recovery software. It's still missing parts though and I'm struggling to rewrite them.

its always sudo pacman and never suckoff mspacman misogynistic ass arch

motherfucker I never forget what you did. block block block. show him he's unwelcomed.

Fuck's sake. Anyway 3 days to the day to subscribe to patreon.com/ayulaoneone if you prefer FotM billing like a normal fucking human.

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