Kind of a long shot to post this question here, but is anyone a wizard with Qualtrics surveys? Could I ask you a few questions? Just a few, I promise!

hand over your badge and gun, luke wars. you're off the force be with you

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Maryland, you know what to do. 💛🖤♥️🤍

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

I was born during the Gerald Ford administration, ask me anything!

Day 1 of the Epstein War.

Operation Reddit Fury vs Operation Fool Me Four Times, Shame on Me

If Americans can’t figure out why we’re starting a war with Iran, then frankly they don’t deserve to know. by Karoline Leavitt

Attention: OneDrive is STRAIGHT GARBAGE. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I wouldn’t inconvenience a single Somali-American for thirty seconds to save every single person in the Trump administration.

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

Worst of all, it appears to be the only way the FBI targets people for investigations. It looks at Laura Loomer's little Jigsaw from Saw panopticon feed and determines who to target next. There is no professional or personal use case for being on Twitter in 2026. It's an engagement trap for racists.

i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

What if it's more like Table of Malcontents? How about that, huh?

Dear chat please help I need to write a Methods section of something (my doctoral thesis) how do you do that please? Thank you in advance

I love this for us.

My clinic provides gender affirming care services. I have applied, and been awarded grants, to improve gender affirming care. I talk with transgender clients about their care daily. AND YET: I do not talk about trans issues as much as a NYT writer who probably can’t name a single trans acquaintance

the logic of his position is that you would them abandon those issues and so on and so on until you’ve fully sacrificed a group of vulnerable americans to reactionary bullies for the sake of a percentage point (if that)

it is so clear that the mental model of politics these guys has is of playing a video game

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

This is your regular reminder that the idea that Christianity is a thing uniform beliefs that everyone within “Western Civilization” believed and agreed on is a fiction that just ignores centuries of Christians killing each other and fighting literal wars over their different beliefs.

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

Worth watching this in full. The statement is more powerful than this quote alone. Here is is from USA Today, with alt text. Also! Rich Ruohonen is a personal injury lawyer and the oldest athlete to ever represent the United States in a Winter Games at 54 years old.

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

Super Bowl? More like Super ROLL

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people

No Kings includes Draft Kings

crickets from the free speech crowd, of course

My cat is pink #caturday

That feminists all believe (and only believe) that there is no difference between men and women is the ultimate straw womyn argument

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

You as a kid - Puts a piece of plywood over a cinderblock at the bottom of a hill that leads into a gravel ditch that leads into the woods to make a bike jump. You as an adult - My kid will never do something ridiculous like climb furniture to reach a toy.

Norms between adversaries are usually better maintained by mutual deterrence than by mutual forbearance.

Chicago’s own independent media @blockclubchi.bsky.social with a good round-up of DHS related cases 👇👇 Support local media

DHS repeatedly said that an aggressive apartment raid in Chicago last fall was prompted by intel on a gang takeover. New documents show the real story behind the raid was to target alleged squatters — with the landlord's blessing.

“Lockdown Mode is just locking down the potential ways malware can get into your phone, including, as it turns out, hardware accessory connections,” FPF's David Huerta told @monicatorrr.bsky.social.

FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled." 404media.co/fbi-couldnt-...

Back at the start of the Trump II administration, it was disorienting to watch powerful law firms preemptively surrender and genuflect before the King Turns out it was because the people in charge were close friends with Epstein and were worried about getting outed www.ft.com/content/7001...

It's time to deport drug addicts who scam the government. by Elon Musk

Love this. Love that we live in a world where the dumbest, most evil motherfuckers alive get to monologue incoherently into a microphone for 3 minutes and it's published verbatim on the website of the nation's most prestigious newspaper. Great work everyone www.nytimes.com/video/opinio...

happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

This judge does the thing quoting the Declaration of Independence at the Trump regime then adds for good measure: "Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power & the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds & are bereft of human decency."

Ope..there we go again with the lake effect...