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Heard it’s hot outside

That Chinese herbal nonsense is for twinks. I want REAL MEDICINE.

balloonfucking is the new pitsniffing

the most insane part for me at this FWA was that I somehow got into a party because I was recognized for my past as an SCP author

carcinisation except it's the way furries will turn all animals into dogs

joost klein if he was wolfy: juropapa juropapa

do you think they euthanized the spirit airline bad dog

I met Jane Street She's Black

pcd slowly builds as you start seeing the density of furries in your vicinity go down, as you go from the subway to hartsfield-jackson to your own home airport

i got my balloon humping virginity taken incestuously at fwa

just said “venti” to the caribou coffee lady, i think she’s legally allowed to murder me now

at a party and just saw a fursuiter raise his arms and two twinks instantly bury their faces deep in his armpits

i need louis beastars obliterated

just had a dream of passionately kissing oomfie at fwa not gonna say who

I need to get hot before FWA

there’s this hot faux-german twink that scares me a little not making him cum twice had a direct adverse effect on my professional development

thinking about this trans girl scphead that is just also very obsessed with dwight d. eisenhower

people think they can asianmog me until i pull out my din tai fung x uniqlo limited edition collab

why is my AD twitter feed full of jane street interview story slop

night before a furcon is for shaving your balls

still can't believe "geordie greep" is his real name

Some of you should be at the library reading Moby Dick instead of looking for mo’ bi dick on Grindr!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂 is that anything :(

i know it's probably an oversight, but i feel very represented in project hail mary as someone who also just vibe-balances my centrifuges as long as it doesn't walk off the table, i'm good

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i fear my “i’m a dom top” comments are not giving me the respect i deserve as a big strong scary wolf, but rather make me sound like a whiny brat that needs to learn his place

saw project hail mary with @rykerfox.gay, who instantly clocked recurring the fox motif great fun movie, wish they spent more time on the alien language translation

Pokopia has a cuck chair.

Whyyyyyy are all these fgts following meeeeeeeee

canine furries have white privilege

awoo

confession: i don’t hate the word “oriental” it has an old world charm to it

who up horking their heimer

many have tried to emulate the wolfy style of speaking but few succeed in replicating the oddly specific tone i have cultivated to convey both my intelligence and stupidity at the same time

Power Couple

BARITONE ON STAGE: PS3. PS3 has no games DATE: this new john adams opera sucks ME: gotta admit early 10s /v/ is a good subject though TENOR: 360 degrees and walk away. Walk away. No games! ALL SINGERS, UNISON: No games! No games! DATE: no i don't ME: shh. They're about to do the god hand greentext

i’m a dog

beautiful names for a gay furry: klarna quora waymo kalshi figma jira merck quibi canva tubi

timmy chalamet isn't even wrong, and he's not dissing opera and ballet, why is everyone acting so insane the loudest complainers don't actually like classical music, but instead recognize the status attached to it, and therefore seem "cultured" by "defending" "high art"

buying latex is a cheat code to get furry followers

i am being persecuted for my beliefs

i'm like if a wasian isn't white

always fascinating to see the trans girls on discord talking about their relationship web because the gay furries also have something similar but also somehow completely different

the i require context soyjak kind of looks like former president of china jiang zemin

i'm like if an ace guy likes sex

you met me at a very taiwanese time of my life

does john mccain have latinx privilege

thinking about the GIRUGAMESH guy from the sakuracon ad weebs like that just don't exist anymore

why is there a hot furry dude on the scp wiki front page