Twitter is down so I'm here confirming it's not just me. Also, hi though!

We're this close to seeing a return to congress people being tarred, feathered, and carried out on a rail.

A quick word from Canada. Seconded. x.com/TheBreakdown...

Democrats *should* light shit on fire.

I mean, come on.

everyone right now

Everyone wants to be an owner of a football club, but nobody ever actually makes the call to do so because they assume the price is unobtainable. Yes, it's possible to be a part owner for mid five-figures. I've a stake in a Non-League National club, and considering another in an Irish div 2 team.

Drop your Letterbox account letterboxd.com/equityguru2/

The current view of Bourbon Street on @earthcam.bsky.social

What the living hell is this syphilitic orange conman talking about right now? None of these words are factual. They're not even good lies, they're just obvious fantasy he makes up about how awesome he is, and the grifters around him just nod and smile.

CNN outraged Snoop Dogg will perform at a party for Trump, Twitter is all warring factions, & honestly all the emotion I can conjure is, "who really gives a fuck." Will Snoop bring down the price of eggs? Will he stop babies from being crushed in a bombed Gaza hospital? What are we even doing?

tbf to Pete Hogseth, when Trump nominated him for Secretary of Defense, Trump thought the person in that job would be taking phone calls and dictation, and picking up his laundry. That said, he'd still be under-qualified.

You know when you watch old wild west movies, or play Red Dead: Redemption, & the villain is a Pinkerton? They were private police back in the time of Lincoln, specializing in strike breaking & assassinations & were so reviled Congress passed a law stopping them from govt work. So they still exist /

Calling all Call of Duty players, your next career awaits.

Where was this guy in the first half of the West Ham season? Led by example up top, ran himself into the ground. And a lot less time spent rolling around pretending to be injured. A point to prove?

Things I hope to see less of in the #PremierLeague in 2025: 1: Players other than Cole Palmer doing the 'that's cold' celebration 2: Lucas Paqueta going down like he's been hit by snipers any time someone steps on the same quadrant of the field as him 3: Tomas Soucek attempting a pass. #COYI

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West Ham right side tactics: First half: Kudus and Summerville, high block Second half: Coufal and Wann-Bissaka, low block Potter not messing about.

Summerville and Kudus both down the right hand side is the sort of tactical plan I can totally get behind as a West Ham fan. Haven't seen one of those in a couple of years. Quaint. #FACup #ASTWHU #COYI

West Ham manager sacked, as expected, in a classless way, as expected. Good time to remention I run two West Ham starter packs, both linked in my bio. 200 WHU fans you can follow with two clicks. Good people all. Here's #2: go.bsky.app/FhK1wiR

Made the error if going back to Twitter to look for info on the California fires,and was immediately beset with MAGA trolls blaming it on DEI, WEF, not raking forests, and laughing at massive loss. Then, back at BlueSky:

ME: how much does this vacation package cost? EXPEDIA: $1200 ME: great EXPEDIA: it’s now $1499 ME: wait what EXPEDIA: $1743 ME: please stop EXPEDIA: $2298 ME: Travelocity, can you help me? TRAVELOCITY (OWNED BY EXPEDIA): hello friend

[loud knocking] “OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!” Me: Prove it. “HOW?” Me: Sing “Roxanne.”

On behalf of Canadians who aren't eager to be the US kleptocracy's next Puerto Rico.. youtu.be/BRI-A3vakVg?...

Your Bluesky pornbot name is a random celebrity and eight random numbers. I see you @JenniferAniston81932611.bsky.social

Tonight's Nation Exteme Wrestling show at The Wise in East Vancouver is officially sold out. Third sellout running. Next show on Feb 1 is on sale now at www.eventbrite.ca/e/nation-ext...

I'm not one to want to sack a manager before they've had a chance to institute their system, but West Ham boss Julen Lopetegui looks out of ideas and the team is getting worse by the week. Time to cut their losses in time for the transfer window. Uninspired, reactionary, lost. #coyi #whuliv #whufc

I don't want to consume any amount of BPA but I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle when "Salmon and steak from Whole Foods had more plastic chemicals than most fast-food burgers,"

Canadian oil and gas company Prospera Energy decides to not pay contractors, including their market awareness guy. Market awareness guy pops off publicly, revealing how badly run the company is, showing emails and more. CEO gone missing for weeks at a time. Out of cash. equity.guru/2024/12/25/p...

Putting aside the real lack of any killer generative AI app or the very clear diminishing returns, it costs billions of dollars to train and run a model that costs billions more than it makes with no path to profitability of any kind. What are we doing? What is going on? Have we all gone mad?

Oh dear. Stock down 16% so far. Saved $35k, lost $2m in market valuation. Also, I'm not alone.

Flight attendants get ripped the hell off on the regular. You think your flight delay sucks for you? They dont get paid til you're wheels up.

A client decided to break their contract, leaving me owed $40k. If their share price drops half a cent, that's about 15% of their valuation. Penny wise, pound foolish when I have a fat audience. Wanna see a dead body? Prospera Energy: Fuck yooooou #PEI equity.guru/2024/12/25/p...

If you get actual shit on your face, do you wash it off with hot water? Or do you wipe it off with paper? Now, what do you do when you get shit on your ass? Toilet paper is an op. Merry Christmas.

This... Seems like a problem

Prediction: In the next four years, Putin will send soldiers over the north into Canada, somewhere not populated, and set up camp. They'll claim the land as theirs and call it a 'border dispute.' Canada will look to the US to assist and Trump won't, unless he's gifted natural resources. / 🧵

Psst. Santa Claus isn't a Christian tradition. Just a thing invented by Coca Cola to sell soda pop.

Make it make sense.

Added to which, the US hasn't won a war since the Russians took them over the line in WWII.

I don't get hot coffee. Like, you're going to boil water and then put it in your mouth? Do you live on the tundra? Have you just come in from a day of sledding? Ready to cook up a pot of seal meat? Iced coffee, people. Get it together.

Want to buy into a football club? Brera Holdings $BREA on the NASDAQ has been grabbing small clubs in non-traditional places, but now look set to take a stake in Serie B's Juve Stabia. Is it a good deal? As a part owner in a 5th level UK club, I have some insight. equity.guru/2024/12/24/b...

If consenting adults want to do business as or with sex workers, cool cool cool, but if you have to spend $90k to get laid, you need to take a lap with a therapist, a psychiatrist, and the Queer Eye team, Matt Gaetz.

The contrast really is striking isn’t it

When I'm in the restroom and a trans person comes in, here's what happens: I flush, wash my hands, and don't notice. Same thing that happens when a NON trans person comes in. Because if you're making eye contact with whoever is around you in a restroom, you're there for different reasons than I am.

Packing for a four day trip is easy: Laptop Toiletries One change of clothes 3 changes of underwear One 'going out' fit (if domestic) 3-day supply of shrooms I'm always baffled when it takes people longer than ten minutes to pack.

"Help, we need financing to survive!" [gets financing, pays self massive dividend] $HGGC www.bloomberg.com/news/article...