We played in FTIU 99 and got 🥈 in Silver Bracket and 9th place overall! A huge step up from our last FTIU 💥 @komatsune.bsky.social: Chill! Chill! Weyx: You said chill? I thought you said get a quad, so I did. Pulie: Ok, but… who the fuck was that?! Shello: Can we run that one back? #compsplatoon

We took our first ever dip into the Shark Tank this past weekend and got 5th place overall 🦈💥 Some of the teams we faced were super tough and we're looking forward to rematching them in the future! #compsplatoon

Red Rebellion might be fighting in LUTI Division 10 this season, but we don't intend to stay there. A message to all our future opponents: bring your A-game. 💥

Red Rebellion lost the tiebreaker to go to FLUTI Div D finals BUT we did clutch up and win a game 3v4 💪 @komatsune.bsky.social: The lion does not concern himself with karmic balance. @shelloposts.bsky.social: The lion is humble. Pulie: See, this is the part where I lock in! Weyx: We need kills NOW!

HOMODACHI LIFE IS REAL

We fought for the Treasure in 7 Seas #3 and got 4th place! 💎🦑 Pulie: Nice double! Weyx: Actually that was a triple. @komatsune.bsky.social: Chill! CHILL! @shelloposts.bsky.social: Ok guys we just have to not get wiped-- [dies] We see more plundering and swashbuckling in our future... #compsplatoon

We took it to Matcha Bracket in Teacup #24 and got 5th place! 💥🍵 Pulie: Had a chicken and bacon burger Weyx: "THAT'S NOT A BURGER" @shelloposts.bsky.social: Thinks cheese is a meat @komatsune.bsky.social: Dying laughing #compsplatoon

Man. Ignoring all the societal bullshit for a moment, I think being trans is so cool. Like, deep in my chest I want to yell to the rooftops about how cool it feels. I want to tell as many people how cool it is. But then the societal bullshit comes in and I feel so shit that it’s seen otherwise :(

what should you do? call your congressperson. what if they're GOP? call. we only need to scare a few. what should you say? try one of these scripts. they're less than a minute. make it your own! there are built-in bail outs. yes, you should threaten your vote. who's your rep? tap here: reps.fyi 🧵

hi, cis folks! today, congress votes on 2 bills —HR498 & HR3492—one bans medicaid funds for providers of trans youth care; the other criminalizes that care, imposing penalties including jail. either one passing destroys lives. we need you to call & tell your rep to vote no. tap into the 🧵for more

The rebellion's next attack will be on TEACUP #22 on December 20th! 🍵🦑 We're going to give it our all and we hope to see YOUR team there 💥 #compsplatoon

A Date with Death 2 will feature two love interests, 5012 and 0214, with character routes set over a two week period. Expect to meet lot of new and returning characters, make your own protagonist, walk around your home base, and more! Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4115300/...

Congratulations, you’re dead!💀 Announcing A Date with Death 2: REMNANTS, the sequel to A Date with Death. Play as newly created Reaper 0213, get to know your teammates 5012 and 0204, and try to make sense of who you once were... and who you will become. Wishlist ⤵️

𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗧 𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 🌻 𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘! Feel free to use the #BeforeTheBetFanzine if you'd like to share your thoughts! We'd love to hear them! #ADateWithDeath @twoandahalfstudios.com ⬇️ZINE BELOW⬇️ 🔗 heyzine.com/flip-book/c9...

Drip pic later (we need to decompress), but… 4th place in Setting Sail #5! Holy shit, what an amazing run. #compsplatoon

If you see this, QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry 🕒 The two as one, obviously. Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang from #linkclick. Go watch it y’all, it’s peak fiction.

Red Rebellion's next battleground is going to be SETTING SAIL #5 on November 30th! 🐙⛵ Sign YOUR low level team up for this tournament - we want to fight you 💥 #compsplatoon

Group photo of Anarchy NoVA #2! Thank you all SO much for coming out and supporting the local Splatoon scene in Northern VA! 🍤 We’ll see you all soon…👀🌷 #Splatoon3

AnoVA was a blast! Big GGs to my teammates on Red 40 :)

🍤 THE MOST HARDCORE TOURNAMENT IN NOVA IS BACK 🍤 Anarchy Nova is going LIVE tomorrow at 1 PM EST on twitch.tv/splatoontourney !! 🍂🦃🦑🍤 Come tune in! (I did not have time to make a graphic so here is this really bad edit) #Splatoon3

Tomorrow we ride… to Anarchy NoVA! Catch me, Koma, with this handsome plushie. I’m part of Red 40!

Cover Reveal!!! 💀 We're so excited to finally share the cover of our upcoming A Date with Death fanzine!!! ✨ Please look forward to the release of Before the Bet! 🌻💖 #BeforetheBetFanzine #ADatewithDeath

happy birthday to our #1 babygirl casper 🎈🎂 (everyone say happy birthday to him or he'll be sad) all the ADWD dlcs are on sale to celebrate!!!

oh hey, to cap off my weekend I played in All 4 One #13 (Rainmaker & Weekend Edition) with the team I’ll be playing with for Anarchy NoVa! 🍤 happy to get bronze bracket and 19th out of 26 given the stacked roster and tough matches and excited for future tourneys #splatoon #compsplatoon

We played in TSS #13 tonight and had some crazy games 💥 ggs to everyone we faced and a big shoutout to the TOs at Bubble Burst Organization! #compsplatoon

Fuck I was thinking about ducks

Did you know that rebels should never be fed bread? It disrupts their natural foraging behavior and can cause disease. Instead, you can feed your local rebels corn, oats, and greens like lettuce.

🍂🍤ANARCHY NOVA 2: AUTUMN EDITION🍤🍂 📌WHERE: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA) 📌WHEN: November 22nd, 2025, @ 12:00 PM 📌REGISTER NOW: start.gg/anova (12 team limit, act fast!) 📌DISCORD: discord.gg/dVjTHm7fFm #splatoon3 #compsplatoon

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

I ALSO GOT THROUGH TO A HUMAN AT SCHUMER'S 202 NUMBER - 202-224-6542 Make those calls, friends! Tell them to vote NO on any bill that cuts trans health care - tell them that trans healthcare saves lives and defending this is worth a shutdown.

Koma here! In our debut tournament as a full team, we placed 1st in World 9 low cut bracket! A GGs to all the teams we played against, and a massive thank you to my teammates for the run! I see great things in our future… #compsplatoon

It’s Sobble Saturday :) See the creature:

I may or may not have adopted a new team to coach... @redrebellionspl.bsky.social

We are working on official team member introductions! 🦑🐙 Two of us are artists, so keep your eye out for some cutting-edge fresh fits... #compsplatoon

You can find @komatsune.bsky.social and @shello-hi.bsky.social here on Bluesky! Here's Weyx: sendou.ink/u/4287349438... And finally Pulie! sendou.ink/u/pulie 💥🐙

Red Rebellion joins the battle! We are a mix of new & established comp players banding together to improve. Keep your eye out for us at low-level tourneys! #compsplatoon Koma: Captain, roller one-trick Pulie: Slayer, pigtails lover Weyx: No-nonsense support shooter Shello: Co-captain, splatling fan

🗓️The Riptide Event Schedule is here! All times listed are in the Eastern Time Zone! Friday:

Hello there #compsplatoon! I'm Koma, and I'm looking to form a team where my baby (the VRoller) synergizes the best so I can perform my best for my teammates! Looking to form new friends through this too! DM @komatsune_ on Discord if you're interested!

Ink Opaque entered teacup with the official roster! Meet the team! Mink: @miiink.bsky.social - carbon Beam: @moss-eskull.bsky.social - brush, wiper, dapples Zed: (no bsky yet rip) - pencil, crab charger, hedit Bittersweet: @bittersweetdevil.bsky.social - dread, frozen pro #compsplatoon

@moderation.bsky.app hi my competitive splatoon team @ink-opaque.bsky.social got flagged as spam. I can be annoying sometimes but we’re not spam we’re just new 😭 I would really appreciate if you could give us another chance, thank you!

🌊TODAY is the final day of Phase 2 registration so we're giving away 2 free passes to 2 lucky people! To enter: 💙like 🔃retweet 🏷️tag 2 friends Save $10 on your registration by signing up before midnight tonight! Winners will be announced Monday, June 2nd!

Schrödinger’s Power Clam: "Where the clam is in both and neither position depending on what the netcode is feeling.” —Komatsune

¿Deadweight Splatsonas vs A bag of stuck chips

@komatsune.bsky.social our roller made THIS COOL BANNER!!!! You should follow her. RAAAAAA

Comment bait. Post your fit for your main weapon and we all guess what you main. Don’t cheat if you know what people main.