Stick a fork in me and shred my flesh for a Chicken Salad.

Every time Trump says he stopped 8 wars, I think of that kid who has a real human girlfriend but she goes to another school.

I used to volunteer at an Alzheimer’s care facility and he’s worse than some of the residents I worked with. I can’t believe this is our reality. #trump

Imagine your own parent was getting treatment for early Alzheimer’s. You wouldn’t let them drive a car. You wouldn’t let them handle their finances. You sure as hell wouldn’t let them run a country… Now, would you?!

Equity data analysis playlist for this morning. #music #nineinchnails #nin

My “just in case” knife fell out of my bag when I was packing for work and it triggered a core memory. When I was 5 years old, my grandpa taught me how to hold a knife to most efficiently stab someone, the best places to stab, and how to keep someone from taking my knife. He was my bff & cool af.

"silly goofy guy"

I’ve found a few new bands that I like but I can’t tell if they’re AI or not because there is almost nothing about them on the wholeass internet. #music

Or Judi Dench could stfu.

If I ask you to finish something by EOD and our work culture knows that is around 5pm, do not respond and tell me that EOD is 11:59, “in my world.” You’ve had 2 weeks to do something that takes 10 minutes and this will be the 4th deadline you’ve missed in 2 weeks AND you are two levels above me.

Your preacher’s on grindr, your mom’s on tinder. #Music

The devil made me do it but I liked it. #music #musicsky

Why do I have to work when all I want to do is lay in a blanket nest with my dogs and watch Bram Stoker’s Dracula?

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Finally that time of year again.

"fuck yeah!"

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Quentin Tarantino better keep precious Matthew Lillard’s name outta his mouth. Tarantino is just mad because Matthew isn’t a giant foot.

50 Cent making this face in every interview about the Diddy documentary. 😂

Googled "old guy smell" and this popped up. If you wonder how bad this room smells look at her face.

screaming

Every now and then, I think about the the horrible trauma that Courtney Stodden was subjected to, from her parents, the media, and that freak Doug Hutchison. So infuriating.

or every time I googled "effect vs affect" then gave up and used "impact" instead

My husband gently and patiently explaining historical and systemic racism and sexism to our 18 year old nephew, who’s only really had exposure to more right wing ideology. Swoon.

"Aside from cervixes, there is another space that TVs and movies aren't filling." #BookSky #Romance #Romantasy

Much like the petagon pizza index, you can monitor how close we are to full-blown authoritarianism based on how much I'm reading. It's not looking good. #booksky #politics

Starting my weekend dissociation marathon and I already like this book. 🤣 #booksky #darkromance #reading

So fkn good. #music #folk #folkrock

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Long commute thoughts of the week: Praise-oriented erotic expression in women aligns w/ gender socialization. Many women were raised to be gold star students in the school of Good Girlhood. Now grown, many thrive in the praise kink space which can be a regulator of shame, worthiness & permission.

Perfect color for a bloodthirsty girly pop like me. 😘 #Pantone

Mike Pillow is running for MN governor. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hate asking for exec assistants to schedule things for their execs. It feels weird when I can do it myself. Currently flailing because I’m trying to schedule a meeting with 6 execs and literally nothing works until Q2. Brb going to jump out the window.

Anyone have a source for this? I’m partial to primary sources. 😉

I got that period rage today. #womenshealth

I fkn hate big coat season unless I’m cold weather camping, but I do love finding my favorite hat in the pocket. #scifiromance #booksky #books #IcePlanetBarbarians #RubyDixon

Broooo. Omg please don’t make me work today.

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I don't really leave book reviews because I don't want to hurt authors' feelings and one person's yuck is another person's yum. That said, I do leave notes for myself on goodreads and every now and then I find one that makes me laugh. #booksky #reading