Trying to look like Flash Gordon with the best dressing room & grooming attendants taxpayer money can buy

Whaddya bet: The Orange Emperor wants the admirals and generals to pledge their loyalty to him over the US Constitution Of course, they'll couch it in terms of "patriotism" and lethality against anyone we go to a war with.

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

Dearest Martha I am writing to share news of our latest battle against the radical left wing. Yesterday, as we rallied and charged the gates of the United Nations, we suffered an immense defeat. As we prepared to breach the gates we were flanked and attacked by an enemy escalator.

Rest easy though, my dear sister, for we prevailed. Although many casualties were brought to bear, we summoned all our courage and patriotism and began our ascent. It was a truly harrowing charge. We only barely made it up the entire flight of stairs. Once cresting the top we were again attacked.

As we prepared to take the radical left’s banner men the enemy attacked our teleprompters. I do not possess the words to describe the horrors we witnessed. But we did not succumb. We fought bravely and fiercely, using run-on sentences and complete fabrications. The radical left was left dumbfounded.

I trust you and mother are faring well back home. I hear the price of prescription drugs there is down 1500% and groceries are nearly free now. Do not worry too much about me and the boys. We have stopped taking Tylenol and cancelled all our vaccinations. Your brother, Dave

Trump won't. So bloody DO it already!

This is cool! 🍁

Food for thought:

The latest on the "Rattling Sabers Saga."

Following is a series of posts by Alt CDC regarding the USPHS trying to "make nice" with the IHS after gutting healthcare for millions of people nationwide.

2/ 🧠🪱 often talks about his love for AI/AN communities. Reality check: his policies either ignore them or actively cause harm. Examples: ➡️ He + DOGE eliminated CDC’s Healthy Tribes program — which had focused on prevention & health promotion.

3/ ➡️ Indigenous kids are far more likely to have early/severe cavities → poor oral (and general) health and dental surgeries under anesthesia. 🧠🪱 fear-mongers about fluoride, when it’s a proven, evidence-based way to protect children’s health. 🔗 publications.aap.org/pediatrics/a...

4/ ➡️ His “MAHA for Children” report doesn’t mention disparities ‼️. You cannot talk prevention without discussing food deserts, generational trauma, poverty, and other socioeconomic drivers. 🔗 www.firstnations.org/wp-content/u...

5/ ➡️ Vaccines! 1980s: Apache & Navajo tribes partnered w/ Center for American Indian Health on HiB vaccine trial — a breakthrough that saved millions of lives worldwide. (Haeomophilus influenza B was a deadly bacteria, hitting AI/AN children hardest.) 🧠🪱? He’s leading the crusade to kill vaccines.

6/ Buckle up - we’re still fiery with this rant 🧠🪱 is right that IHS is woefully underfunded. (Though he called it the “red-headed stepchild” of HHS… which is just a bizarre and dismissive thing for a politician to say.)

7/ But forcing USPHS officers to work there for 4 months isn’t the answer. IHS needs more funding, including competitive nursing salaries, and providers who want to work there, not just “swoop in” for a few months.

8/ Vought 💩🤮 strikes again. It’s like his actual job description is: “Make federal workers suffer.” And on that front…✅ mission accomplished. 11 days’ notice. FOUR-month deployment. Through the holidays. (For context: normal deployments = ~1 month. Emergency Ebola response = ~3 months.)

Following is a series of posts by Alt CDC that shine a light on the suspect US Public Health Service (USPHS) trying to "make nice" with IHS after they gutted health care for millions of people nationwide.

I signed up. How 'bout you? 😘 Here's the link: www.mobilize.us/nokings/

Me after a day of doomscrolling. Good night, All

...then stop supporting people who are acting like Nazis, JD.

James Comey is going to be indicted for allegedly lying to Congress. Not the four Supreme Court justices who lied during their confirmation hearings. Not any of Trump’s cabinet nominees who all lied during their hearings. For some, it’s a crime. For others, not so much.

Did Trump tap his ex-criminal defense lawyer as US Attorney to indict Comey? Did his Border Czar keep $50K from an FBI bribery sting? And what will SCOTUS do after a judge freed billions in FEMA funds Trump tried to block from Blue States? All this and more on Legal AF with Popok & KFA. LIVE @ 8 ET!

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Good one! 😆 PP meme wins the prize for today 🏆

Odd, how we can’t afford to give Americans healthcare, but we can afford to drop $200,000,000,000 on Argentina with a moment’s notice.

Asshole Quislings doing der Führer's bidding.

The full 28-minute Jimmy Kimmel monologue. Please share.

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Most certainly ONE of the reasons is so Milei will be beholden to Trump and will more likely do Trump's bidding.

Those pesky old quotes come back to bite him in the ass.

You can be mad at Jim Comey for what he did to HRC in 2016 and also decry any potential indictment as bullshit. You can do both.

Hum. So the statute of limitations concerning the only thing they could conceivably charge him on lapses on Tuesday, eh? No wonder Trump's law goons have sticks up their butts about getting Comey indicted ASAP.

KIMMEL: “He’s gunning for our journalists too — they want to pick and choose what the news is… it’s so important to have a free press, and it’s nuts we aren’t paying more attention to it.”

My daughter is on her second tour for 3 months in Antarctica as support for a science team. She plays 3 instruments. I took Tylenol while pregnant. What can this MEAN???? Nothing whatsoever because causation snd correlation are not the same things.

I can't believe MSNBC is falling for this "anti-ice" on the bullet thing. The shooter's brother says he wasn't political and didn't have strong feelings about ICE. Where's the scrutiny?

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

🚨 This is the spectrum of humanity; we see the dregs with these bounty hunters who earn from human trafficking, and we see those with decency, who stand up for those who have no voice. All of us with privilege have this responsibility. RISE UP! 1/2

...and the Idiot In Chief owns billions in crypto-currency through his grifting while in office.

We want to see the whole Epstein file &, while they are at it, the tape that shows Tom Homan taking a $50,000 bribe.

⏰🚨This needs much more attention! 🚨 I consider Trump's crypto-currency grift Article II, Section 4 material: dig.watch/updates/trum... www.linkedin.com/pulse/trumps... Click image below to enlarge: