i might be in love with the girl at my taco bell drive thru

horse: these pants fit me perfectly sales clerk: very good sir horse: *quietly* I’ll need two pairs sales clerk: *discretely* of course

i wish i were a cat 🥹 so i could lick 👅 ma balls 👇👇 repost if you agree!!!

birthday money came in who's tryna get fucked up at Barnes and Noble

reskeeting this for my 100th post! Live, Laugh, Love!!!!!!!!!

just ate chipotle. really bad poops rn. yuck. 😎😎😎

@t6e.bsky.social im sorry for calling you parasocial in one of my skeets. that was mean of me.

@akatheskye.bsky.social u are fart-sighted. hehe (like far sighted)

im so excited for the election i think I'm gonna pee 😣

me and who (please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton)

eevee holds juice

im a slut for birthday wishes

had to explain "aura maxxing" to my supervisor in terms of "swag". i was born in the wrong generation

everyones invited but you have to bring a gift

call of duty?!?! more like... balls and coochie follow 4 more post skeet

they were right actually it feels good af to be a multifandom enjoyer

Guys. what if instead of bluesky. it was boobsky. like boob sky. tiddies

what's the fucking point anymore

i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.I am not MrChedda.i am not MrChedda.i am not MrC

@hideoushiker.bsky.social HOLY GIGACHAD MY GOAT

no atou, by Henry Taylor, 2023

and if your boyfriend says he got beef

hello bluesky. i am pleased to announce that the bluesky girlfriend applications have now closed. i have found my bluesky girlfriend. i would like to thank @mrchedda.bsky.social for inspiring me on this journey. keep it cheesy. Skeet on Brothers! ❤️

if i was a fungus 🥺 could i be your dirty little mushroom 🍄

Here comes the rain again Falling from the stars Drenched in my pain again Becoming who we are

🚨looking for a beard to impress my uncle at thanksgiving🚨 SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY 🚨 (6'2 with 1,861,600 coins on twitch.tv/abbbey btw)

my car went clunk clunk clunk and i held my finger to the grille and said shhhh ur prettier when u aren’t talking

college pro tip: do not tell Ben the RA about your monthly boy shower parties

being shy and somewhat introverted in my younger years, i feel as though i completely wasted my Vietnam War experience

i am shitting right now.

crop dusted a model in San Diego once. so yeah. skeeting comes natural to me 💁‍♂️

single ☝️😳☝️ and ready to mingle 👇😏👇(level 23 on farm merge valley btw🔥)

racism