Nutella loose in space. Just as the Artemis 2 crew beat the apollo distance record. Furthest humans (and Nutella) have been away from earth. 🌏🌍🌎 #nutella #nasa #artemis2

@tommyedison.bsky.social potential content theif stealing your music shorts. I just came across it doom scrolling and thought it weird your name is no where and also it is not linked anywhere on your main accounts youtube.com/@musicseries...

@mrchedda.bsky.social is this you youtube.com/shorts/_noEN...

me when someone suggests we watch quiz with balls instead of the floor

me when someone asks me if I want to watch "the floor"

if bluesky posts are skeets, does that make the owner of bluesky Elon Bust?

i wish i were a cat 🥹 so i could lick 👅 ma balls 👇👇 repost if you agree!!!

adults who still sleep with stuffed animals in their beds are actually some of the most based people on the fkn planet

"feed me, bitch" rocky has a potty mouth problem

I met edward James olmos and Bruce Campbell on the same day almost 10 years ago now. Edward was very nice, we had a long discussion about battle star galactica and an insane theory he had about it. while bruce....

hey ai it's fall so can you give me a picture of a puppy playing with a pumpkin please and thank youu

my catchphrase would be "oh, honey..."

@akatheskye.bsky.social u are fart-sighted. hehe (like far sighted)

I swear ever since I worked at burger king

"you motherfucker"

@neildegrassetyson.com the rotation of the earth is all relative mate...

Poosky

Renaissance photo from 1524-colorized

our anthem? youtu.be/_MuRHFDsxvA?...

everyone welcome Adela to bluesky 🫡 @adelaisbored.bsky.social

if light yagami was eating Pringles in that famous scene he couldn't legally say "potato chip"

blueee skyyy things are gonna get easierrrr blueee skyyy things'll get briiiighhterrr

always get so carried away at target LOL! today i went in for just one thing and left with a lobotomy

look at my rock collection. please ignore the wine. I promise I drink responsibly and would never drink while rock collecting.