war is over 🙏🙏🙏

now that there’s no invincible every thursday what do i have to get me through the week might just have to cap myself in the skull 🤪

call me the grinch because my asshole grew 3 sizes this day

one thing i learnt on my very brief trip is how easy it is to lie to people i don’t know. i didn’t hear someone a few times: “sorry mate im deaf in this ear” oh i’m from *insert country*: “oh yeah i went there last year!” its just so empowering being able to lie without consequence.

sorry women. wii sports is a men’s sport.

chat is this rizz

yo can we stop being mean to beabadoobee or im gonna have to get involved #ally #feminism #woke

twitch is such a shit platform

theres a huge difference between “this thing sucks” and “this thing sucks because ___” that people are losing touch on. criticism is cool if you can provide improvement or reasoning to your point. modern day internet culture sucks

MBU slowly turning into this image with mfs dropping of the face of the earth

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im going to kill myself

shmike on break curtoss not streaming honkman is fat all my goats going off the rails

saw someone saying invincible is “carried by its plot”. sometimes i genuinely cannot believe how genuinely stupid people are to the point that they are trying so hard to hate on an amazing piece of media by pointing out what is good about the show. can we please just start enjoying media???

why don’t all artists just pivot to drawing commissioned furry porn surely that’s where the moneys at

what possibly could be the correlation between these two items

i will not be gaslit.

do not fall for the absolute propaganda there is for coop radio on this app. i cannot believe i have been blocked over disliking coop radio.

spend everyday missing you lil bro. everything i do, i do it for him. rest well. 🕊️ @mrchedda.bsky.social

A gentle breeze, a sudden start, The mix of life, the elephant’s art. Together they dance, its bold, yet smart, My beautiful combo, 🐘💨.

oh my fucking god

within the brief 6 hour period i’ve been in this new house: - card gets frozen - removal company steal my beer - my bed snaps in half - russian neighbour tries to hook me up with his daughter what is my life bro

why does it take a whole team to unfreeze my bank i have spoken to FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE. THE HOLD MUSIC HAS LOOPED SEVEN TIMES. IM GOING INSANE.

people told me when my parents separated i’d get two christmases. i now have half a christmas and a drinking problem 🙏

need to pay 100 quid extra to my car insurance to move house what if i just killed myself instead

i- i.. i couldnt do it.

moving house means no internet and that means no bluesky… i will be devoting the next 24 hours to coming up with the best possible skeet i can make before going dark for an unknown period of time.

WHY DID HE DO THIS

see if u can spot where i simply gave up 🙏🙏 if there ever comes a point where a fan made reboot of this game is made trust me lord i will do up this springfield to be the greatest ever seen

how is he uploading one of these a day holy fuck this has to be an insane amount of work ????

saw a video of all the simpsons tapped out loading screens in order and unironically shed a tear i am not ready for them to kill the game tomorrow man

LA fires? Trump’s america? can we focus on a real issue please. youtu.be/6CVPXNiNUYU?...

o7 to an absolute trooper

i actually cannot believe this platform its insane

i love lying. it makes me feel something. the ability to simply lie to someone about anything and have them take it at face value empowers me. “hey did you know ________” “oh no i didn’t thats cool” “i made it up” “why…?” I LIVE FOR INTERACTIONS LIKE THIS.

i- i don’t remember posting this.

boutta fuck a kebab

nvm spoke too early mb

might reinstall tiktoks now the americans r gone

take a seat.

every criticism i have heard about the switch 2 is “its just the switch but slightly improved” mfs gonna be shocked when they find out what the ps5 was..

it’s crazy dream still has an accessible platform to say slurs on after that one tweet where he claimed to “turn lesbians back to normal”

surely all of these will occur this year

my suicide note <3

watched the entire sonic 3 movie on a twitter post movie was good but guy kept walking in front of the screen why did they add that

i refuse to believe vin fucking diesel is the one who voice acts baby groot i wont allow it

pokemon fans 🤝 being attracted to minors 🤝pedophiles

waiting in the car for @honkman.bsky.social for every 5 minutes he takes i’ll drop one letter of his address

if i get that stupid fucking google pixel app where he’s like “slaAaay” im going to play russian roulette by myself

im going to choose to kill myself

happy anniversary of my favourite national event! where were you 4 years ago today!?