:) linktr.ee/ohhijoel

Entering my straight era I guess because I just shook my trainers hand and said “thanks brother”

Well I guess I won’t play an EA game ever again. Sorry to that third Jedi game.

hell yeah

10velociraptures

I’m sorry but this new star war movie looks like ass. Who is this for other than another reason to sell grogu merch?

Better late than never I guess…?

My boyfriend loves to translate names unnecessarily. “He is Pedro (Peter in Portuguese) and his wife is Maria (Mary in Portuguese)” It’s so cute but also does he think I’m dumb? (Probably - don’t answer that)

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My boyfriend being a katycat is my cross to bear

iOS 26 is fun I guess!

Now that’s a Charlie I can get behind

Every gen z with a perm

ANDOR DESERVED!!!

Just FYI, Bargatze just spent 45 seconds on that unfunny bit talking about the money AGAIN and about losing at last weekend's Emmys. So almost half the time he is 'protecting' the audience from with this Girls/Boys Club business, he could have given the winners by spending less time not being funny.

“We saw you at the swingers party and really dug your vibe”

I really thought Harrison would win tbh

Is this accent real

Lmao what was that

Nate Benghazi isn’t funny

Give Angela Bassett an Emmy for the way she read that nonsensical Emmy copy.

That Rita Ora jumpscare

God I need I need a stylist I hate having to decide what to wear all the time

I think my favourite thing about Nintendo Directs are when they’re like “dive in to this HD remake of Sky Warden 18: Magic Even Hands. The beloved game you’re hearing about for the first time because it was only released in Japan in 1993 at one vending machine at Komazawa-daigaku Station.”

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Choosing to believe this was planned as a Big Distraction

I’m having a great day, btw

Another one!

Psycho bunny is so ugly

I’m always saying this

who would be the funniest journalist to break the news

I know I’m trash but I just love instant coffee with brown sugar splenda

It’s always very jarring to see one of my exes in some of your pictures!

Good for the flight attendants!

“Pop punk isn’t political” as if blink 182 weren’t chanting the sentiment of the proletariat when they said WORK SUCKS! I KNOW!

Sir, this is Wendy’s

Nobody tells you this, but I deserve a little treat every day

Saw a reel of someone talking about how they started experiencing discharge when going to the bathroom and accused their husband of cheating and giving them an sti but it turned out that their prostate was getting stimulated whenever they pooped and I think we should all know less about each other

‘THE FANTASTIC FOUR’ star Ebon Moss-Bachrach when asked what he would do if he had The Thing’s powers: “There’s a handful of fascists that I would just throw into outer space” (Source: IMDb)

This is going to be so horny

Versions of Violence from the extremely underrated album Flavors of Entanglement

Every gen z with a perm

The hate Jurassic Park 3 gets is undeserved

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 17,1945

My team won trivia tonight (again) and we (shockingly) got all of the sports questions correct

Is it true that Maynard’s Fuzzy Peach don’t exist in the US?

Diego Luna and Genevieve O’Reilly were robbed with these Emmy nominations wtf