This is going to have to go in my arsenal of Internet affirmations alongside the "that's bait" Tom Hardy gif. See a bad take --> think "they are twelve years old"

Unfinished Edges Are Just Cheap Clothing Disguised As A Trend. In This Essay I Will

Sans Undertale Bridget Guiltygear Adora She-Ra John Halo Howl Movingcastle Yet Minecraft Steve and Minecraft Alex Despite their geographic sources, these names reveal that the former titles are fundamentally Western while Minecraft is fundamentally Asian. In this essay, I will...

This is my poorly-drawn meme pitch for you all to read Asunder by @kerstinhall.bsky.social aka My Favorite Book I Read This Year And It's Not Even Close. I actually NEED more people to read this book so we can yap about it together!!!!!!

Why do these football commentators keep saying "man on man action" 🤨

HELL YEAH OREM UTAH

Bluesky rn

Traditional American politics is premised on the notion that sometimes you lose and sometimes you win and you have to deal with that. But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal. You can’t negotiate with people like that.

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't. Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.

Yes this is what I choose to post after not posting for 4 months

You've heard of call summary, now get ready for call wintry

Every time I see a grown adult getting involved in fandom drama and shipping wars, I'm jealous of the energy they apparently somehow have to get up-in-arms about how other people are playing with their toys

For someone who's been told all my life that I'm artistic, I sure am bad with colors 🤔

Yeah I had a similar experience but I was like "dude I thought we were just hanging out. I just needed a friend and I thought you did too?" 😬

One time in college I had a boyfriend for two months and didn’t know he was my boyfriend until he told me and I was like what and he was like what did you think I was and I was like idk? I thought you just didn’t like to go out to eat alone or something? @offairashley.bsky.social

Some pure entertainment show that's not trying to "say" anything: fighting ⚔️ is risky 😬 but these thugs have it coming 😠 we will not run away from a fight 😤 The tiny Thorfinn Vinsaga on my shoulder: you have no enemies. There's no one who it's ok to hurt. Find the first resort. Why should we fight?

same again

I wish hard work, dedication, initiative etc actually did make you rich. I'd be better off than I am now, and all the taco truck owners, cleaning ladies and daycare workers would be rolling in the dough. I also maybe wouldn't feel like I was wasting my time working hard 🙃

I just remembered I can make myself some Japanese restaurant-style edamame. What a beautiful world we live in

I think about this every day

attending Harvard graduation like

How do people deal with insomnia. I just tried (& failed) for 30 minutes to take a nap and I feel like I'm losing my mind. Any time I lay in bed for more than 10 minutes fully conscious I'm like who can I ask to knock me out. This is horrible 😅

A Brief History of Young People Today Don't Want to Work 🧵

Obligatory reminder that I'm looking for work, I'm qualified to do customer support at any level or like level-1 software development and stuff like that✌️

The job market is so insulting. I want a job, you have a job opening, give me money and I will give you labor. Why are we playing games like we're dating

Alt universe where Jesus and the disciples were all women, call that Geth-femme-ane

Real thing I said to @paul-but-real.bsky.social today while going through our kitchen cabinets: "How do you feel about--pfff, *snerk*--how do you feel about getting rid of the Brita?" Community fans please laugh (we decided it was time to get rid of it. It's a no-good b) 😂

Happy start of "it's too hot for these headphones" season for those who celebrate (Earbuds simply do not work for me. Pray for me, I'm gonna be sweating)

Do you know anyone who's 5'11" or do they all just round up to 6' at that point? I don't know if I know a single person who's told me they are 5'11"

I hate having ADHD. My head will be buzzing as I unsuccessfully will myself to get up for *hours* and then when the attention rests for half a second and I ask myself what's going on, I realize that I'm Stuck only because my feet are cold and I'm a little hungry

Hobbies include going to the store and feeling the men's clothes vs the women's clothes and getting really angry

People say they believe in the Constitution and then get excited when the executive branch tries to encroach on the other branches bc their guy is "tough" and is "cutting through the red tape" or whatever Fake fans

Ahh the Internet. The place where I can reflect on the themes of a piece of media; get argued with by a stranger based on what they extrapolated from the post; and find out several comments later that they've never even seen the piece of media 🤨

I posted something saying essentially that war doesn't make people cool, it leaves them broken (was talking about how well Vinland Saga handles this) and someone replied this to me? Is this... Pro-war? A pro-war argument that uses... JRR Tolkien???? Of all people???

If I had a nickel for every time in the last couple months that someone has complimented me on the most plain clothing item of all time, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot etc

What are some examples of iconic pop culture characters? Like on the level of instantly recognizable of like, Darth Vader or spider man

If you want to fight fascism? Wear a mask. If you want to show solidarity with disabled people? Wear a mask. If you want to protect your own health? Wear a mask. If you recognize that no one is coming to save us? Wear a mask. My ultimate guide to respirators:

Do you think that the fact that the hunger games books were written off as "bad love triangle YA for girls", so that only girls read it, is the reason why there's such a massive ideology gap between men and women now (I'm kidding. Kind of)

Why did everybody think frozen was a gay movie. What was up with that 🤨 like if that movie has queer vibes it's, like, BARELY

I think I feel about "You're Welcome" from Moana the way a lot of people feel about Let It Go. Travesty that this song was written and released. Go back to the shadow

Getting older is wild. Saw a gif of Hayden Christensen in revenge of the sith and was like "oh my gosh, a baby." I haven't seen that movie since I was younger than he was when he filmed it (21 😱👶)

Everyone and their mother's dog: oh yeah you can TOTALLY get a job in tech without a degree. I know someone with no degree who makes 6 figures at Adobe! Meanwhile my resume keeps getting auto rejected and when I do get through, a human tells me they're looking for someone in college/with a degree

I'm like if a person was duck-typed as a woman

Me, an absolute fool: I should do some coding. For Fun ™. Me 3 hours later: has done zero coding, has done 3 hours of trying to set up my environment, losing my mind

Commentators is short for common potatoes

I like how one guy's campaign platform was "I will immediately make life significantly measurably worse for everyone but like 5 people" and he won, somehow, and now he's doing it. And everyone including me is like, oh no. He really is making things immediately worse for everyone but like five people

also: Fuck You, Make Me is in fact one of the oldest american traditions out there

Last night I was at a dance and they played a song that was like "shake your money maker" and I had to start headbanging bc that's the part of me that makes the money