what's up with me? oh, nothing much. just slopping my hog haha 😅 how about you?

(gestures to mutilated corpse of small) "only REAL ball knowers know this shirel secret!" (boos erupt from the audience as i am knocked to the ground by a stray dodgeball)

feeling ticklish?

they call it coldstone creamery because they pelt you with stones and it hurts a lot

coming down from the tetanus high, thinking maybe rusty nails aren't so bad after all

i invented a thing i call "funnyposting." it's when you post a hilarious phrase online for the world to enjoy. i might try it soon

I AM HILARIOUS! NEVER BEFORE HAS THIS WORLD SEEN A FUNNYMAN THE LIKES OF ME! LIKE MY POST!

haha, just spurtin, kid

mpreg stands for melon pregnancy

i can only fall from here

mercury is the most underrated planet ever

harassing kids on the street with my entourage of ghoulish creatures

wjat?

god

the polar express trains

I britishnj tea an crisps

it's arthur ford thursday

Did you know? 'Shiret and The Fun Moment' was based on an older game by RinFox, known as 'Wolves Enjoy Tea'! #hidden #secret #shirel

Trump Administration Freezes Foreign Men

eat my reposts

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching baseball

only those of you who follow the news will be able to guess the missing letter! DONALD TRU_P

did you know this

good morning america

bluesky has 20 more characters than twitter which means u can repost every max limit tweet but with " i am poop my pants!" appended to the end . do you like my idea

Releasing 0.8 tomorrow! That means today I am doing a playthrough of the game to check the balance and find any bugs I didn't encounter while developing. #gamedev #indiedev

what if i dont want to cram pie down my pie hole. what if i want it to be let them eat cake

if a cheesburger had lettuce instsead of cheese would it be called a lettuceburger

NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV

delicous

what if sonic the hedgehog was a different color. like green maybe. wouldnt that be interesting

2 weeks since the release of "Spicy Jones Greatest Hits Volume 1" on YouTube, formerly a physical CD exclusive. Listen to these exquisite melodies at youtu.be/PJUQ9ohC3Do

after a long few minutes of introspection and self-reflection i have made the decision to become a more comedic person. i hope this change will help to shape a more humorous future for those around me and foster within me a healthier outlook with which to further improve my funnysludge

still true

dont remember posting this

more art !

Ough ough ough ough ough ough ough

who is this

Lil buddy. 🥹 Photo from my collection, 1966.

the pope is woke. rejoice

wow

kitchen the been next Jeff

do it tremble

gah

i think i may be making a great mistake soon

what?

fungus grows and grows and it gets big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at the Easter Bunny ..... things go on.