For some reason I also updated my blog today so there’s that! www.mainewitchonpop.com/blog/f1xpel6...

Audiobook narrator I'm listening to just left the r out of prostrate. In a professional recording. Of an Agatha Christie story. 💀

I BROKE THROUGH MY WRITER'S BLOCK AND AM MAKING PROGRESS ON SICKLE MOON PLEASE CLAP

hey do u ever think about how much you love your sister and just. start crying. (she's alive and thriving I'm just emotional 😭)

How did it take me this long to notice that the I'mma Be chessboard shows all the members as queens 🫠

Oh I mispronounced a word by accident? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite the grink

Never settle. Hold out for a fandom BFF that Gets You 🙃 @stregalida.bsky.social

Hello, I cannot shut up about Xlov anymore, look at Wumuti and that faint it-girl sneer, I am OBSESSED

I wish I had the confidence of the spider that tries to catch me in its web every time I leave my house.

I am SUPPOSED to be writing SICKLE MOON and INSTEAD my brain has served me another BOYNEXTDOOR short, why am I like this 💀

Cheesecake and a haircut, what a fantastic day

Me: why are my neck and shoulders so sore 😤 My traps and scalenes, carrying the weight of the world (i.e. my chest): 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 BITCH YOU KNOW WHY

Happy mother's day to Xlov Wumuti specifically 😌

Cool cool cool, literally everything I've posted, I guess I just won't bother locking fics anymore because apparently it doesn't fucking matter 👍

I'm afraid to get into Boys 2 Planet because what if they skip the gay love story arc this season?

Friend had to cancel our planned coffee date this afternoon and I'm not holding it against him but I am a LITTLE bit pouting because like, I'm not saying I made an effort to be extra cute today to go meet my gay priest friend for platonic coffee, but I'm not NOT saying it 🙄

So we just got a new blender and I hate to be a Millennial about this but it is LIFE-CHANGINGLY good 😤

Ain't no party like a Jackson Wang party cuz a Jackson Wang party is a fixed point in every universe

Man, I love cute skirts and bows and accessories, I just wish I could enjoy their resurgance of popularity without the creeping dread that this is a fascism indicator 🙃

Guys I know this is not what you followed me for but I just pulled out my horn after like a decade and I still have my full range?? Like my stamina and accuracy are shot but I still have my high A (B and C I always had to work up to if I needed them anyway) Wtf 🥹 she still loves me

Welp, decided to watch the Passion of the Christ today and I gotta say, the two decades since I watched it last have done wonders for my media literacy and not a lot for my opinion of this movie.

Apropos of nothing in particular: I think what's happening now with skincare overshadowing makeup is the same thing that happened a few decades back with body size/shape vs. structured garments

Figured out how to brew decaf coffee in my david's tea infuser basket. I have never been so far from god

Hey guess what? I accidentally wrote a blog post by tracking my thoughts in my notes app! www.mainewitchonpop.com/blog/2025-in...

The feminine urge to Gantt chart the political machinations in the fic I'm developing ✨️

Moradin save me from the follow-up phone call to discuss exactly what was in the email you just sent me literally three minutes ago 💀

Is it just me or have they killed the Outlook search function? Like what do you MEAN searching from my inbox no longer brings up results from subfolders as well 💀

My current jar of kimchi expires on June 12 of this year 👀 coincidence??

SOFT👏SKILLS👏GET👏SHIT👏DONE👏

A SECOND MIGRAINE??

Spring ahead is fucking me up, man. So far today alone I've had vision sparks, tinnitus, a migraine, and some bodacious hiccups, and we're barely past noon 💀

Bro what do you MEAN some people don't get tinnitus. What do you mean

Would you like to feel jealous of someone else’s artistic and athletic skill? Boy do I have the thing for you youtu.be/H7XqQJeHBPk?...

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

I think the first BTS fic I read that ended up living in my head rent-free was When Night Comes by Oh_Hey_Tae. Just absolutely took my by the throat and did not let go. archiveofourown.org/works/211635...

Happy Valentine's Day! Here is a repost of last year's soft silly Yoonjin: I Tolerate You Yoonjin, 1.2k, G 💜Friends to lovers 🩷Yoongi has a minor existential crisis over cookies, it's fine 💛Just fluff, your honour 💚User-locked, sorry! archiveofourown.org/works/53763244

ZERO and if you say otherwise I would love to know why!!

Okay so an unforeseen issue with writing fic of a 5th gen group is that maybe a lot of their fans are minors 💀 I started a chaptered collection for BoyNextDoor that's just going to be a different ficlet per chapter so when the rating goes up I will be warning about that in ALL CAPS in the notes!

Fic post! NEW FANDOM 🫣 Boynextdoor, just a short with no title, T, 1.2k 🐶Jaehyun/Sungho 🐶Boys kissing 🐶Sungho is pretty 🐶That's it, that's the fic archiveofourown.org/works/63008386

Update: I wrote this fic on my phone in my notes app this evening because it would not leave me alone?? Lemme clean it up and then you can either let this one pass, which I will not begrudge!! Or you can dip a toe in. (The water is very nice 🥺)

Not to be Insufferable about my Art or anything but I'm writing again after a dry month or so and I feel so alive 😬

Oops, I should have said between 1 and 9 👀

Twist my rubber arm, here we go: pick a number between 1 and 8 and I'll tell you something about one of my in-development fics. (You can pick more than one if you like ✨️)

Okay, long shot, but: while AO3 is down, would anyone be interested in hearing about some of the fics I have in development? Like, "pick a number for a piece of lore"? This is stuff that's not likely to get posted very soon, but that I'm deeply attached to and will absolutely be writing eventually.

On the one hand I would love to post selfies because I am burdening my friends in DMs when I feel cute but on the other hand if my irl identity were publicly linked to my fan account it is entirely possible I would lose my job 🙃

Love when people cold email me and then phone when I don't respond within like three hours. Girl, give me 24h?? I'm doing other parts of my job??

If I venture into Boynextdoor fic will you come with me 👀

Turns out I should maybe start taking care of my loose joints a little better.... Anyone have recommendations for a light wrist brace that won't make me overheat because my wrists are among my primary thermoregulators? 🫠

I've been struggling to read my physical books lately so I decided to start tracking my fic reading. Really simple, I'm just taking note of title/author, ship or fandom, and word count. Interested to see how many novels' worth of fic I'll end up reading in a month. 🙃

I forgot how fucking good Pacific Rim is 😭