This is a genuine question btw 😭 all I can think is just to name places after topographical or functional aspects and then maybe gloss some syllables, but that also feels like it could get cringe fast. If anyone has any input I would be so grateful 🙏

I am setting a long fic in a fantasy not-really-east-asia and I have to name cities and countries and mountains and rivers, help! Like the people names are obviously all going to be Korean but I do Not know enough to name the places likewise; what are my options, gentle writer friends??

It's been a minute since I've done any fan analysis but the XLOV "The Rules" trailer has me thinking some thoughts, so here is a tiny thread of observations:

I was recently seized with a recollection of the dalgona coffee fad from a few years ago and decided to HAND-WHISK some 🙃 unfortunately it's delicious over milk with ice so I've determined it is in fact worth the bother.

Me: aw man it's so sunny out but it's too cold for a straw hat The humble fedora:

So I signed up for the BTS Big Bang and outlines are due this Friday, did you know I have never fully outlined a fic in my life 🫠 BUT I'm discovering the ways that work for me and as I work down through layers of detail this fic is telling me how to structure it, this is so cool

Lot's wife

Guys. My husband went HUNTING for proper Skittle gummies to "fix it" for me 😭

Did I find my product key? No I did not. HOWEVER, I did find the sale/contact info for my laptop's manufacturer and emailed them and LO, not only did they send me my product key, they also gave me a command prompt to try first and where to find the install info in case I had to call Microsoft 🥹

I'm trying to start an audio project but I guess when my computer updated it no longer recognizes the preamp drivers and I never bothered to activate Windows, so this means I gotta find wherever my codes ended up in my disaster of a bedroom. You win this round, Jordan P. I do have to clean my room.

In this week's trivial unhappiness, I excitedly picked up some gummy Skittles on a whim without sufficiently reading the package and when I ate one I was SO UPSET. Mouth hurt! Taste bad! Then I tried a second one to confirm, now I knew they were SPICY, and unfortunately: still bad!

Merry Go Round (BTS)

"Six feet down in the sand there's creatures that made a hole" trust Namjoon to comfort his existential dread with crabs 🥹 "there's beauty outside control" = carcinization is inevitable 😌

Love to watch a concert livestream alone on my couch so I don't have to feel self-conscious about big emotional reactions 😌

Running all my early Arirang thoughts by @mainewitch.bsky.social as per usual

So Jimin's voice has been honed into a deadly and serrated weapon, cool 🫠

I would just like to inform you all that I am posting from the grave

Saw people on twt discussing how inconsiderate it is to knowingly come to a concert with a communicable disease, and as we ramp into BTS tour season, I'd like to respectfully yes-and into a reminder to wear a mask even if you don't think you're sick to protect yourself and others!

I need someone to hold me back and speak reason to me, BTS is about to come back and also my life is lowkey in shambles requiring my attention and yet I am contemplating a third rewatch of Boys Planet (yes that means I have watched it three times already) like what am I DOING

Today my dad would have been 71. Next week will be the 14th anniversary of his passing. Naturally, I am observing the occasion by getting day drunk and rewatching Yuri On Ice. He'd have hated the YOI part, but I bet he gets it now. At least, I hope so.

Aleatoric still life

Me after spraining my ankle last Tuesday

Just about to finish season 1 of Andor and I continue to be moved by the living culture of bells on Ferrix

Update: my ankle has started to itch, which means I need to resist the urge to resume normal activities just a LITTLE bit longer and let it keep healing for a couple more days 😤

She's so pretty but she has to do something silly every five seconds or she'll explode 😭

Ok genuinely I do not know the best way to share a video this long so I guess here: Build Me Up From Bones, a hopekook edit by yours truly youtu.be/_hKyEqZa8m0?...

RESET THE CLOCK It has been 0️⃣ days since the last ankle sprain 🤦‍♀️

Me: whyyyyy are all my old injuries extra achey today The humble barometric pressure: ⬇️

it’s very beautiful to me that bob dylan is a famous singer like he was getting up there sounding like a french horn being tortured for information and everyone liked it so much they made him a cultural icon

So maybe I'm slow on this one but isn't March 21st the first day of spring And BTS are having their comeback On the first spring day of this year

Oh Loblob is her PRINCESS

Just rewatched Anastasiia Gubanova's Ghost program and somehow cried even more this time?? Like what exquisite storytelling

discrete = separate discreet = unobtrusive The E's are SEPARATED by the T in 'discrete.'

The saga continues! An irl friend said it looks like I'm celebrating the graduation of my grandson and his special friend 😌

"Rend your hearts and not your clothing" came to me today as wry and jovial, a joke for me personally. I keep catching skirt pockets on drawer handles and having to mend them. So watch your pockets, Ruby, and pay attention to your soul too.

Happy Shrove Tuesday / Lunar New Year / first day of Ramadan to all who celebrate 💖

[seductively] Call me Ishmael

Outside border is done and Ricky is coming with me on errands 🥹

Okay so the first lace border is done! If you look closely you can sort of tell I started at the bottom left corner and took some time for my hands to remember how to do picot needle lace at least somewhat evenly 😂

My Ricky poca holder still needs lace, but it's functionally done 🥹

Hi hello I was supposed to get work done today but then Wumuti showed up to the Finland concert with a WOMB TATTOO so I'll be processing that for the next 1-2 business days

I have discovered that these friends are available in four colours as a blind box from Hot Topic but unfortunately the website won't tell me if they're available in Canada 😤 Guess I'll find out on Wednesday after my necessary errand, bc I am Not leaving my house in this weather unless I have to 🙃

But doctor,

Are you TELLING ME 😭 that Wumuti brought a JELLY AXOLOTL FRIEND 😭 to be a TOUR BUDDY 😭😭😭

RT if you don't even know how the hell to open a ChatGPT tab

Oh shit it's me

Yeah so I have a plot that's been waiting for a push to get me to actually write it despite my fear of fucking it up, let's fucking go

Welcome to BE: A BTS Bang💟 #btsfic #btsfanart #btsbang #bethebang1

Saw someone flag the rule of three alongside em-dash use as an AI tell and I would like to state for the record that you can pry the rule of three from my cold, dead fingers. I have fics that are master classes in the rule of three at micro and macro scale. Fuck ALL the way off.

Went to Miniso today and they had skullpandas and tbh... I get it. I'm genuinely tempted.