Hi hello I was supposed to get work done today but then Wumuti showed up to the Finland concert with a WOMB TATTOO so I'll be processing that for the next 1-2 business days

I have discovered that these friends are available in four colours as a blind box from Hot Topic but unfortunately the website won't tell me if they're available in Canada 😤 Guess I'll find out on Wednesday after my necessary errand, bc I am Not leaving my house in this weather unless I have to 🙃

But doctor,

Are you TELLING ME 😭 that Wumuti brought a JELLY AXOLOTL FRIEND 😭 to be a TOUR BUDDY 😭😭😭

RT if you don't even know how the hell to open a ChatGPT tab

Oh shit it's me

Yeah so I have a plot that's been waiting for a push to get me to actually write it despite my fear of fucking it up, let's fucking go

Welcome to BE: A BTS Bang💟 #btsfic #btsfanart #btsbang #bethebang1

Saw someone flag the rule of three alongside em-dash use as an AI tell and I would like to state for the record that you can pry the rule of three from my cold, dead fingers. I have fics that are master classes in the rule of three at micro and macro scale. Fuck ALL the way off.

Went to Miniso today and they had skullpandas and tbh... I get it. I'm genuinely tempted.

If I may be permitted an XLOV moment among the BTS excitement: it just occurred to me that the chances of Rui and/or Wumuti deciding to use Barbie Girl in a tiktok are low, but never zero. Let me tell you, if this happens, you will hear my scream reverberate though the very bowels of the internet

Save me from this waiting room, the other adults in here are talking longingly about corporal punishment and how its decline is responsible for the lack of respect in schools I'm glad there are no children present

I woke up at 5 and have not managed to get back to sleep in over three hours. Just kill me now.

Boosting because I forgot to eat breakfast

Oh my god get a load of Snake Hips McGee here 🫠

Retrospective on Twelve Days of Ficmas: I wrote 25,586 words between December 16 and January 6. It's no NaNo, but considering what a giant writing gap I had in 2025, this feels really good! I also figured out a) how to take my writing less seriously - you can fix it in post! And most of the time, +

OH WHAT'S THIS, a bonus fic? The teaser was in plain sight the whole time, you say? 13. Epiphany Chen Kuanjui/Kim Jinhyung (XLOV), G, 4.3k ❄️cunning plans and how they backfire ❄️feelings realization ❄️all of this happens bc Haru and Muti are disgustingly cute 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/77237431

🎉Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 12!🎉 12. Not Just Anybody Zhang Hao/Chen Kuanjui (Boys Planet), E, 1.6k ❄️friends with benefits ❄️boarding school AU ❄️proxy sex archiveofourown.org/works/77157061

I'm really enjoying the process of writing this fic except for the fact that I have to finish it in time to send to my betas tonight so I can post it tomorrow 🙃 Like yes I'm having so much fun with my twelve days of ficmas but holy shit I am cutting it fine on these last few

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 11! 11. love the way you're saying please Rui/Wumuti (XLOV), E, 2.7k ❄️first time topping ❄️Rui B/Muti B from the UXLXVE Hightlight Medley ❄️transfem characters ❄️Rui is doing her best! archiveofourown.org/works/77080861

Just watched Wicked: For Good and my big takeaway is, who's responsible for blocking As Long As You're Mine? I just wanna talk

Me: [trying to figure out how to fix Monday's fic and make the opening less wooden] My brain: have you tried SETTING THE SCENE ✨️ for a change instead of jumping straight into medias res 🙃

Gyub trying to figure out if Ricky will let him hit

Started the audiobook of Network Effect today and it's got me thinking again about how the TV adaptation of Murderbot undermines every single progressive aspect of the original by playing it for laughs, including all aspects of the Preservation team's culture and social structure. In this essay I wi

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 10! 10. Better Late Than Never Namkook, G, .9k ❄️friends to lovers ❄️assumptions ❄️ft. relationship fairy Chuu archiveofourown.org/works/77028776

FINALLY HOME THANK FUCK

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day Nine! 9. all this is not a coincidence Yoonmin, G, 1.9k ❄️neighbours ❄️cat shifters ❄️getting together archiveofourown.org/works/76950011

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 8! 8. Tell Me, Can You Match That? Rui/Wumuti (XLOV), G, 1.2k ❄️skirts no pants ❄️boys kissing ❄️(for certain values of "boy") ❄️self-indulgent fluff archiveofourown.org/works/76875081

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 7! 7. Wide Awake Haobin (ZB1), E, 3.5K ❄️friends to lovers ❄️obsessive Sung Hanbin ❄️instigator Zhang Hao ❄️and there was only one bed archiveofourown.org/works/76795156

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 6! 6. Touch Base Matthew/Taerae (ZB1), T, .5k ❄️exes ❄️baseball ❄️slice of life ❄️just getting on each other's nerves archiveofourown.org/works/76725581

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 5! 5. Slippery When Wet MiniMoni, M, 2.5k ❄️jumping to conclusions ❄️getting together ❄️Namjoon is a horny mess ❄️and they were roommates archiveofourown.org/works/76658381

So I'm stuck at relatives' for a couple more days b/c ice storm, so I broke out the wool I brought to make a skirt, but I guess I forgot how to math because I did my side seams and started pinning box pleats to the waistband and had SO MUCH SURPLUS 💀 brb cutting down the panels and starting over 🙃

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 4! 4. here we are Haobin (Boys Planet), G, .5k ❄️post-second elimination ❄️stealing a moment ❄️your honour they're in love archiveofourown.org/works/76595766

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 3! 3. You Make Me Thirsty XLOV, Rui/Wumuti, E, 3.5k ❄️holiday party ❄️getting together ❄️bathroom sex 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/76536021

Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 2! 2. Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics Woonhak/Jaehyun, BoyNextDoor, T, 1.2k ❄️first kiss(?) ❄️Woonhak came of age ❄️Jaehyun got pushier ❄️time to talk about it ❄️or maybe just kiss about it archiveofourown.org/works/630083...

CORRECTION omg, it is 1.25k 😂

Merry Christmas, and welcome to the Twelve Days of Ficmas! 1: Troll the Ancient Yuletide Carol Yoonmin, T, 12.5k ❄️mistletoe ❄️stubbornness ❄️first kiss ❄️strangers to lovers archiveofourown.org/works/76409311

Reminder: Twelve Days of Ficmas starts on Christmas Day! Each day from Christmas until Epiphany, I will post a fic or ficlet. Some will be smaller single-scene ficlets, some will be longer and more fleshed out. We got fluff! We got smut! We got at least 3 fandoms rep'd! See you on Christmas! ❄️

Fic repost! Friends, it's that time of year. Perhaps you have not read my OT7 mistletoe competition fic. Perhaps you have, but would like to read it again. No longer user locked, I present my second most popular fic ever: archiveofourown.org/works/359352...

Just went back and unlocked all my fic. I had it user-locked in a vain attempt to protect it from bot scrapers but it's been compromised anyway, so fuck it, no more gatekeeping. If you want to recommend any of my fic to a friend without an ao3 account, now you can! 🙃

this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Reminder: Twelve Days of Ficmas starts on Christmas Day! Each day from Christmas until Epiphany, I will post a fic or ficlet. Some will be smaller single-scene ficlets, some will be longer and more fleshed out. We got fluff! We got smut! We got at least 3 fandoms rep'd! See you on Christmas! ❄️

Why am I so EMOTIONAL over his knobbly little knee 😭

I haven't seen anyone post this here (not that I am deep in the bsky evol community yet) but June on Twitter has organized an anniversary charity drive as a gift to xlov. The recipient org is a Korean LGBTQ+ youth support centre! Info here if anyone is interested: x.com/i/status/200...

Fic Announcement: ✨️12 Days of Ficmas✨️ Starting on Christmas, I'll be posting one fic (or ficlet) every day until Epiphany (January 6). There will be BTS fic! There will also be Boys Planet/ZB1/XLOV fic! There might even be a couple of other fandoms in there! It'll be an adventure for us all 😌

Might I recommend the novelette "The Darfsteller" by Walter M. Miller, Jr. ✨️🙃

Girl calm down, no one's taking her from you 😂

Okay I just watched this week's Drag Race and I understand why it went the way it did but Star Doll's performance made me Feel Things and I'm crushed for her 😭✨️

Reminder to myself, as well as an accountability post: if you want to post the mistletoe fic ON Christmas, you have to write the mistletoe fic BEFORE Christmas 😤

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