Give a man a fish and he’ll take a whale

can i have prog genuinely

If Anyone Builds It, Squidward Dies – The Case Against This Device In Bikini Bottom

they made me antinatalist so I don’t pass the lenky gene

Me af

asking for a charlie kirk burger and the cashier goes "counting or not counting fry and drink"

been getting really into harms way lately

oomfs, you’re needed

this is why im pro cheating

all people are cyborgs because the left brain is just a computer

real talk what are you actually supposed to do when this happens

i m a 1

no shit!!

academic slenderman be like "cite my pages"

The beauty of the unweathered dandelion

When your messenger arrived, the army was humiliated, and the city was sacked.

"you are taking in the human centipede of content from the very end of the line" is such a good way of describing AI

when jordan peterson dies from his all-meat-and-pill-diet will i be banned for celebrating it?

noo don’t throw me in the cistern its not my fault i prophesied the babylonians invading

I’m interested in going into witness protection. If anyone’s committing any crimes soon can I watch

hitting you with the beam that feeds you rice

SHAW

they should make different things happen to me. instead of the things that do

puppy so far away

hoes are continually betraying my oomf

#like this post if you call Patrick Subaru

At this point zionists have made the term blood libel into just a way of calling things woke

can’t even post my boobs cos of all my older friends

smoking the shit that killed my dog

smoking the shit that killed my son

(accident voice) I spilled my milk

Ok

smoking the shit that killed my wife

problematic sauce gap

its crazy that people are doing the “never leaving this app” thing on bluesky

sign my petition

They should make a song that goes like: Please don’t kill my wife that would be a banger

is there a nautical term for being gay like for when youre gay at sea