This is the best birthday cake I could ever get 🤣

Monday morning. I have coffee, I have plans with my WIP, and I get to finish reading this gorgeous book by my beautiful friend, @tanyapell.bsky.social.

I cannot wait to watch Backrooms!!!!!!

Our Don’t Trust the Garden panel starts at 10! Hope to see you there!

A DARKNESS RATHER BLACKER releases fall of ‘27! 🌖🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

🖤👀🥀

Look. I market good. So please add on NetGalley and Goodreads and preorder so marketing is pleased with me.

TONIGHT! Celebrating Women in Horror Month with the most supreme @tanyapell.bsky.social on our MYSTERY TOPIC episode. You need to come. You MUST! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmU1...

Do I really not talk about the attempted kidnapping in the graveyard when I was a kid? Should I mention this to my therapist? Will she hav a moment of clarity?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BARBIE JUST WON’T DIE! IS TOP 10 MOST REQUESTED HORROR ON NETGALLEY?!

Let's kick off Women in Horror Month with the return of Winterviews and a MYSTERY EPISODE with the spectacular @tanyapell.bsky.social! Come hang out with us on Thursday May 5th at 8 PM EST! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmU1...

Bestie and I were having lunch at AuthorCon and saw the news about Iran and I had to go to my room because WTF?

Rude of this draft not to draft.

This isn't out till April, but I just read through the proof and it struck me again how much I love it. This one issue is probably the best Hellboy story I'll ever write. A simple little ghost story. I hope you'll give it a read.

She didn’t want to be a final girl at 40. But it isn’t a movie anymore. 💀🩷💅💋🍟🔪👠🪞

She pink and p(r)etty. 💅 BARBIE JUST WON’T DIE! is available for preorder!

Name 5 authors you’ve read 3 short stories by published in the last 10 years. @jamieflanagan.com @claymcleod.bsky.social @haileypiperfights.bsky.social @teaganoliviawrites.bsky.social @rjacksonjoseph.bsky.social

ISWIS* *see previous post

This a$$hat wracked up allegations of assault from multiple women—including my personal friend—and yet he is getting a new comic deal? WE👏ARE👏TIRED👏OF👏PREDATORS👏BEING👏REWARDED! www.comicsbeat.com/jason-latour...

How about a cover reveal? BARBIE JUST WON’T DIE! releases Oct. 13!!! Please tell you millennial, elder daughter friends with honor student mentality and people pleasing issues that our time has come. The beacons are lit.

Thank you. 🖤🥀😭

Neurology appointment finally being made. I have never had headaches in my life and now I go two or three days in a row with them every week or so. My migraine friends… HOW?! What is this fresh hell?! And FU 🧠! We had a DEAL! Narcolepsy and anxiety disorders! You don’t need anything new!

Today on This Is Horror Podcast, Stephen Graham Jones (@sgj.bsky.social) talks about Night of the Mannequins, writing slashers, his best prank gone wrong, and much more. www.thisishorror.co.uk/tih-654-step...

I need about 5 days worth of sleep.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DELETING?!?!

Gimme 14.

Cover reveal for BARBIE JUST WON’T DIE! next week! 💄👛🍟💅🔪🎬🪞💀💋🎥🩷

Donald Trump will never know this L❤️VE.

Copy edit deadline looms.

Joke’s on you, sinus infection! I didn’t want to breathe today anyway!

BEHOLD: THE BOOK HAUL (not counting 17yo's separate stack) Including the marvelous @wnwagner.bsky.social @tanyapell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social @vvmontalban.bsky.social @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social @delilahsdawson.bsky.social @hildur.bsky.social @niclesperance.bsky.social

Dear Copy Editors, You are not paid enough. 🖤

Ma’am. Ma’am. You’re making this hard.

I wrote two synopses yesterday and drank all my water and I will take my award now.

I submitted a short story just to feel something akin to normalcy.

Normal man says normal things in public

This pleases me greatly.

Assume this is the face I am making until further notice.

I like to think of it in terms of Alone and I just have to keep going forever until someone arrives with a boat to tell me I made it.

Me: Listen… Husband: Stop. Me: I just— Husband: I know. You told me. Me: But— Husband: I know! You already told me! Me: Husband: Me: So, The Buffalo Hunter Hunter… Husband: 🤦‍♂️

IMPORTANT: Here is the preliminary programming schedule for @scaresthatcare.bsky.social's AuthorCon VI. Please read carefully and follow the instructions. www.briankeene.com/news/scares-...

A reminder that Joanne Rogers said Fred would have disliked Trump and you would think that would mean something.

SC is once again trending for some BS. 200 measles cases. Fantastic.

A masked man’s ego got a woman murdered.

That was murder. On film.

Behold the final guest list of Winterviews series 5! We've got a bevy of amazing sub-genres to discuss this winter including feminine rage, cosmic horror, Texas horror and haunted houses! The series begins on January 22nd with Amanda Headlee at 8 PM and the subject of ace horror!

Handed in a blurb and an introduction today and is this productivity?!

Being up here with some of my faves like @cgolden.bsky.social and @rachelharrison.bsky.social and @laurelhightower.bsky.social is 🥹

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

The Vanity Fair photos look like they did an exposé on the ghosts from The Overlook.