I started stretching my ears when I was 15 and have had my final size since I was 17 until now- I’m almost 35. And this past week I can not stop thinking about getting them sewn up and reconstructed?! Never in my life

Okay but like actually imagine being Gina on mushrooms and being stoned around these women LMAOOOOOO- my dream trip #rhoc #bravo

Bought tickets for a show tonight last week to force myself to go yet the day is here and I want to do anything BUT THAT

I put on a pair of vintage low rise baggy jeans and I instantly turn into Rihanna in the Pon De Replay (2005) music video 😭😭😭😂

THERE IS MORE OF US THAN THEM WHEN IT COMES TO ALL GOVT AGENCIES! Fuck them!

BRILLIANT casting move of having Michael Chernus as Gacy in the new peacock series. #devilindisguise

Amtrak charging AIR FARE PRICES to travel the northeast- FOH

Found my S1 dvd of The Osbournes last month and now the full series being on peacock is the healing I needed. Been SCREAMING CACKLING since episode 1

It’s time for everyone to admit that Terry Dubrow is the best housewives husband

Hate watching #loveisblind - but I can not stop watching the absolute awful acting of luxury watch guy Nick. Like it’s so obvious and I’m so confused by anyone acting like he’s normal?! Also that bullshit convo he had about certain sexualities being a fad?! WRAP IT UP NETFLIX!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The most Chaotic montage of Gizelle Bryant I’ve ever seen…. 😂 Strutting, moaning, and doom scrolling #RHOP

The only thing I can do to mentally stay sound is sometimes I just completely pretend that I am somewhere in 2005-2015 through music/movies/vibes and no I will not explain further

Back home 🥰

Sept 30th vs. Oct 1st #rhoc

Honestly getting raptured would be LIT compared to whatever tf is going on rn!

I can’t imagine what waking up with a brain that is nice to you feels like! especially one not challenged by pmdd! My deep blind rage of the month just started building in me and I could literally rip off my skin rn. So fun. I love being a woman 🤩 (I do tho)

One of the ones I’m most hyped for this year!

Last full day in Seattle/PNW before heading back home to Baltimore tomorrow evening. I can not stress enough how excited I am to get showered in kisses by my baby girl (and my husband)

Get to see my bestie dj tonight at my fave complexxxxxxxxxx!!!!! KREMFEST IM RETURNING! (I know you still use that old photo for promo 😘)

Antifa blew up Mount Saint Helens 😢

This self defense instructor was definitely at Jan 6 #RHOC

What do you meannnnnn this is my first time seeing taking back Sunday as a 34 yr old MySpace kid ?! Also seeing coheed 20 yrs later after the first time I saw them and they absolutely still SLAP

Geoduck buddy with my bestie. Had to put part of our Alma mater’s fight song of course #tesc #theevergreenstatecollege #geoducks #olympia “When I went to school in Olympia- ya-ya-ya-yaaaaaa”

The wife that dies at the start of the movie. #RHOSLC

Little neighborhood watch muppet #chihuahuasofbsky #chihuahua #loml

No context just snuggies

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ etsy witches 🕯️ 🕯️ do the 🕯️ 🕯️ thing 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Planned my PNW trip to see all my favorite gyals at the perfect time. Just passed my mom’s 10 yr anniversary and the start of my life forever changing and rebuilding since then and I’m about to run into all my girlies arms and hug them so tight!

Truly no one can match my swag 💅🏻

“Luxury” living ass society. S/o to weed for keeping me sober bc jfc

The EXTREME anxiety I have thinking about finding a new *consistent* job and leaving my current nanny job bc the dad sucks is HIGH. Literally my old salon should pay for my therapy!!!! This is insane that I’m now having anxiety at 34 about just working like jfc

Sending my husband adoptable puppies while he’s still sleeping and panics when he sees 18 texts from me 😇

Waking up in Baltimore today I could feel the essence of the Grand Dame back in the air! SHE’S HOME! #granddame #rhop #karenhuger

Brb booking a flight to go piss on this losers grave!

The thing I like the most about being sober (Cali) is that it really showcased who out of my LONG TERM friends SUCK. It’s been painful but I know I’ll be better a couple years down the road when I realize the people around me actually respect me and my sobriety

I want to throw this phone off into the abyss and hook up A LANDLINE I’m so deadass

On the realest of levels THE WHITE CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS MUST BE STOPPED FFS. Shut THE FUCK up and push for your dumb fucking side to do something that would actually help! Oh wait I forgot you’re only “pro life” when it comes to fetuses

The return of the pumpkin spiced latte & the Grande Dame, truly an autumnal delight

I don't want to repost the awful stuff in that Chat GPT suicide case. But I will say that Chat GPT should be destroyed, financially and legally. The data centers should be disassembled and recycled. Sam Altman should go to prison.

And pbs being “woke” WE ARE IN HELL

NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS! Jfc everything about EVERYTHING is so cursed and lacks so much. I’m literally driving myself crazy trying to be up to date

i hate how easily i convince myself that someone is my friend just bc they talk to me and spend a bit of time w me. i always seem to forget that not everyone is my friend the same way that i'm their friend.

A MUSICAL MASTERPIECE open.spotify.com/track/1jRzdY...

Probably a character flaw but I suddenly get super into burning the US flag as soon as someone starts talking about making that illegal