I need Tod to either engage, or GTF off my screen!!! It’s so uncomfortable. #RHOSLC

Can y’all stop watching #RHOSLC without me?

Whenever I think my life isn’t that great, I pull out this picture of Kirk Cameron’s birthday. I hope it helps you find some peace.

Me and Wally

Taylor Swifts big announcements are starting to feel like this. #rhoslc #britanibateman #bravo

Spooky season 👻 #loyallegion #pdx

Local 99, the Musicians Union, is calling on the city of Portland to establish a fair minimum wage for musicians performing at city-supported events. No more unpaid gigs. No more undercutting. Sign the below petition for a Musician Minimum Wage in Portland. #pdx #portland #musicians #🎧

Opalite 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 #taylorswift #maxmartin

None of my straight friends care about this picture. #amandalepore

Sept 30th vs. Oct 1st #rhoc

Somebody put us in a lunch box because we are CUTIES!

Can we the people nominate TV shows for an Emmy? #RHOSLC

Skip Preview Skip Recap Skip Intro

VIP at Gaylabration. #pride #crystalballroom

It’s PDX Pride y’all!

That Starbucks commercial they play during Drag Race All Stars…

Spent my 40th birthday at the happiest place on earth with some of my favorite people. Heart full, feet destroyed, bank account drained! #worthit #disneyland #birthday

#dead 😆 #gildedage

If you live in PDX and are looking for a family friendly way to celebrate Pride this weekend, head on over to Oaks Park on Sunday for their Pride Rides event, and see me perform at 2:30pm. Hope to see you there! www.oakspark.com/prideridesac...

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but team Lisa! #rhom

Listen, I’m just like everyone else. #boyband #bts #hair

The drama!

Well, call me an underrated, 2011, Kelly Rowland, dance track, ‘cause I’m Down For Whatever!

Handmaids season finale.

I’d like to thank Kelli from #RHOA for educating me on the correct pronunciation of Balmain.

Y’all! There’s a company called Snagit.

My new goal in life is to receive the Barbie award for realizing my dreams.

Whenever I leave LA.

Without looking it up, if you know who sings the line “So Jessica Alba fantastic”, we should probably do a podcast together.

I lingered too long on a WWE post, because I thought it was gay porn, and now I keep being fed WWE posts, and lingering on them too long because I think it’s gay porn. It’s a never ending cycle.

When I was little I thought there was only one Benihana, so when I looked at all the pictures of celebrities on the wall I was like “I can’t believe all of these stars are coming to Tigard, OR just to have dinner here.”

Kylie Minogue is HEALING!

One of Two Kylie Minogue Concerts.

Getting my oil changed.

I have so much respect for those people on the street who wave you down for signatures, but also can you fucking not?

I was so proud of myself for bringing my own mug to the coffee shop on Earth Day…until I realized I was drinking my smoothie out of a plastic cup 🤦‍♂️

Whoever was responsible for Calvin Harris’ 2012 glow up, please call me, I have a job for you.

Some of y’all have forgotten about TV show etiquette on here. NO SPOILERS FOR AT LEAST 24 HOURS!

I’m at a Portland Blazers game, and the announcer kept saying “RICK STEVE!” and I was like “Wow! Rick Steve must be a great player.”…he was saying “RIP CITY!” 🤦‍♂️

I’m just trying to wash my face. #cat

I need an LGBTQ+ owned hardware store to open up, and I need it to open up right now!

Nothing wrecks your confidence quite like food falling off your fork before it hits your mouth.

Fucking…BANGER!

Abraca-Debra

‘Silo’ feels a lot like a TV show my indoor cats would have written about their lives.

When I clicked on “The Residence” I wasn’t anticipating any mention of Kylie Minogue, but here we are, and I’m THRILLED! #netflix

Oh! You’re a gay ally? Then name three songs that aren’t singles from MAYHEM. #ladygaga