"Australian hero"? Give us a fucking break, @australia.theguardian.com. A trumped-up trashy tv presenter on a trashy tv show made of slop. FFS. #auspol

And I get asked why I despise muskrat.

Any guesses on how much Anthropic paid the Trump government to get this reversed?

Ok,Someone Just Had To Mention Pee-Wee German.......

He must have the same business sense as Trump.

Yes, it does. 🤨 #jokesters

THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......?

The news just gets better 🤣🤣

Ahhhhh! This made my day.

Welcome to the United States of Corruption! Is there no end to the depths if Corruption in this shit hole?

The MoU was violated by Israel & the United States already via Israel attacks in Lebanon. As a result, Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz again.

So the peace deal lasted about as long as the American blue paint job?

That snake story with the kids swimming in the pool…. Erin Burnett?

We are digging coal

I’m sorry, but the New York Post doesn’t have the right to post this after spending the last few weeks trying to make people afraid of Knicks fans and this city. Fuck off.

I heard that Trump signs all his official documents with a Sharpie because everybody got sick of sharpening crayons for him.

Most American Presidents surrounded themselves with people much smarter than themself. It's painfully obvious that Trump didn't do that.

Can someone explain to me why everytime a SpaceX rocket blasts off all the employees stand around in a room and cheer, clap and yell like 5 year old Nth Koreans, everytime a stage deploys or lands and everytime a satellite deploys. Is this a requirement of king Musk?

Oh! another 60 day negotiation period with Iran. When are the people of the US going to stop believing this bullshit and do something about it?

The best outcome for the USA is for everyone to push ctrl alt delete, clearing everything and start again.

I’m so immature but this is immaculate.

Crashing just like the country.

The stupidity of the American leaders is beyond belief! WTF is wrong with that country? Is it really worth saving?

Good heavens... I've seen less eye makeup on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Police departments have a choice—protect the people against ICE and other violent thugs, or feel the wrath of the people. We will not fund our own abuse. THEY ARE DISGUSTING.

No words needed. Except...VOTE. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

See it now at your local Drive-In!

America's new catch cry should be "STUPID AS STUPID DOES"

I'm posting this video every day so we NEVER forget what insurrectionist Donald Trump did on J6 Instead of accepting defeat and honoring the peaceful transfer of power, Trump unleashed a deadly mob on the U.S. Capitol in a last-ditch attempt to stay in power THIS is what an insurrection looks like

Directed by Sean Penn

There's a lot of them lying around in Congress

Book bans make a lot more sense when you realize some of these politicians aren’t big readers.

Michelle Obama is clearly not a man, but Melania Trump is clearly a hooker

What do you call 4 morons at a gathering?

This is classy, beautiful First Lady not a paid prostitute from Russia.

I’m sure they didn’t see that coming.