If you say “how are you” these days, you best be ready for the answer

Nice job, Hoboken. Now that there’s no obvious lines for each bus, people are just clustering anywhere. Can’t wait til someone gets punched over this. Honestly a 10 year old who’s played SIMS could have designed it better.

This whole time I had no idea I was in Hunchback

I’m in western PA for the weekend and saw “Pittsburgh salad” on a menu, so I had to look it up. Relieved to find out it’s nothing like a New Jersey Meathook.

THRILLED to announce the cast 4Jersey Citys premiere Pride Burlesque show, RAINBOW REVUE 8/20! tinyurl.com/rainbowrevue Lucian Nightshade Dey Phoenix Antonio Amor Mercy Masala Poppy J Snacks Alana Go Boom featuring a capella superbabes Smoke Ring Truly A gendertastic glamorama extravaganza :)

Listen, I know New York is going to New York. But I’ve been keeping track, and I personally know THIRTY FOUR people who have been physically assaulted by strangers in New York City since things reopened Covid. Be careful out there, babies.

THRILLED to announce the cast 4Jersey Citys premiere Pride Burlesque show, RAINBOW REVUE 8/20! tinyurl.com/rainbowrevue Lucian Nightshade Dey Phoenix Antonio Amor Mercy Masala Poppy J Snacks Alana Go Boom featuring a capella superbabes Smoke Ring Truly A gendertastic glamorama extravaganza :)

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Who are all these people out here “playing it by ear” in nyc? Lol it’s face meltingly hot, let’s make a plan so i don’t get a sun burn and also so I can look at photos of the place on google maps and make sure the seating and lighting doesn’t suck

Some personal news… @roxanegay.bsky.social and @debbiemillman.bsky.social are relaunching @therumpus.net!!! And I’m excited to be joining their team as poetry editor! 🤓 WEEEEE!!! You can submit your poetry for consideration here: therumpus.submittable.com/submit

NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

"Congress has until July 18 — next Friday — to pass the White House’s $9 billion-plus rescissions package in some form. And unlike with reconciliation, that’s actually a statutory deadline. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞." CALL- NO

Anyone want to co- write a Sopranos/ house of cards style melodrama with me about Hudson County Politics? The schmaltz is too good to waste

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Honestly it’s just so nice to see people be happy over politics for once!

Thanks to Meteorologist Chris Vickers

Before endorsing Andrew Cuomo, I sat him down for a long talk, and we agreed that any future sexual contact he has with interns will be far more consensual. by Bill Clinton

This isn't all of the story, but a surprisingly big part of the "fear" of Mamdani isn't actually that he'll institute full communism, it's that people's friends-and-influence groups will be demoted from their positions of authority

I know I’m shouting to the void but I truly can’t believe how much nothing works. Via wasn’t at the pickup spot just now and the guy cancelled while I was standing in front of the van. Called Lyft to go to grocery store, and you need the app to get certain deals and the app won’t load 😣😣😣😣😣😣

MERCH! coozies and custom air fresheners! Comment 4 details :) I only have 25 of the coozies!

The Atlantic piece on Zohran Mamdani and Andrew Cuomo is full of holes. Mamdani's proposals are picked apart and labeled unrealistic while Cuomo's supposed goals aren't even elaborated on. Cuomo is "an asshole, but he's our asshole"—the New Yorkers who he has sexually harassed might think otherwise

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WONT SOMEONED THINKS OF THE CHILDREN??

Tinyurl.com/bounceshow 🎟️ June 28, Bounce House returns to the legendary Coney Island stage!

Heads-up: There is an outbreak of salmonella in cucumbers. Before you use or buy cucumbers, please check out the recall. It seems HHS is silencing FDA and CDC scientists and communication staff on this too! We only see media sites messaging about this on the socials.

Should do an “asset test” for multimillionaires: testing if you have millions of dollars; if you fail we tax your income at 100% until every poor person is housed and fed.

I have a lot of friends who are close to being in crisis right now and I don’t know how to help. I love you and I’m sorry things are so rancid and I wish I could fix it.

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Bounce House is BACK! At @coneyislandusa.bsky.social 6/28, all body-abundant cast, tix only $25! On sale now, we always sell out so nab yrs quick :) www.coneyisland.com/event/batb06...

Come on out, NYC!!!

LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!!

Misinformation check-in: 988 (the suicide hotline) is not being cut. There was a leaked memo saying they plan to defund the LGBTQ+ youth specialized services, if approved by congress. This is bad enough without random accounts scaring people into thinking the hotline is disappearing altogether.

Harvard scientist Kseniia Petrova has been in ICE custody for about two months. Her colleague and friend Leon Peshkin says her case is causing some scientists to reconsider working in the U.S.

X: "excuse me, who is that on your shirt?" Viktor: "oh, that's me." X: "oh wow really? ... why?" V: "I'm a performer. I have merch." X: "oh. That's amazing. I want to be able to have merch." V: "do you want to be a performer?" X: "no I just want merch." Word.

Loki loaf

Something I learned from interviewing survivors of abuse and institutional betrayal is that by being willing to identify a problem, you are often treated as the problem. The institution will try to get rid of you instead of the problem. To me, this also speaks to the way the left is treated broadly

I love weather like today so much! And also thanks to Trauma, it will always remind me of the weather on 9/11. Thanks for being such a downer, brain 😶‍🌫️

The framing of gay being okay because it’s not a choice isn’t my favorite framing because in my gay opinion I don’t think it matters whether it’s a choice. There’s just simply nothing wrong with it

Vibing this past weekend in Branch Brook park :)

Time for another digital security PSA with guitar … here’s “All the Small Things” but it’s about scrubbing metadata from your photos before you post them 🤘

So, covid.gov now redirects to, uh, this... www.whitehouse.gov/lab-leak-tru...

@jerseysbestpodcast.bsky.social loving all of this! I’d love to join you to either discuss a. All the real weird laws in NJ municipalities ( how it was illegal to cross dress in Hoboken til I tweeted about it, or how Psychics pay for a license in several towns)or! B. Glitter was invented in NJ!

Is it finally spring?