I'm not sure we talk enough about the quality of movie promo posters etc now that streaming services show exclusively that as you scroll

Thanks for paying me to strip on stage. It paid for my oil change and tire rotation because I am what? GLAMOROUS.

Babe it's only rented. No one really owns the merchandise.

When I get reincarnated, it's over for you hoes.

Sex dreams are wild. You have the cosmos in your vicinity and you pick that guy?

HARD. BOILED. EGGS.

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One day you yourself will find the thought "the real villain of this media piece is the protagonist" lurking within your mind Know that I will want to punch you.

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One of the stupidest things dems did was ramp up "did you vote for this?" as a would-be gotcha. Yes of course they did. Or if they didn't, they are ok with it now because they didn't think of it then. It was the stupidest attempt own the unscrupulous, cruel, and vindictive.

Another day, another day of "If My Sister's In Trouble" by Lady Soul from the official motion picture soundtrack to SISTER ACT not on streaming.

That Matlock theme is hard as hell.

How did anyone think "You're So Vain" was about anyone other than Warren Beatty?

Still amazes me that advertising AI thinks they'll get me on $25 lipstick. Get it together.

Ok but maybe that beach ball guy is a total dick.

Why was Grace Jones going to the White House in a giant crate?

the John Travolta Santa / Greased Lightning ad just makes me sort of sad.

Hey hot stove how's it going. Be a shame if someone touch-ow!

lol "the true villain of Wicked is..." Didja totally not pay any attention to the point of the show?

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Listening to Diahann Carroll 50s-60s albums for the first time and gosh she should've been as big as Barbra.

I'm just a little sleepy about the "my corporate evil is better than your corporate evil" pantomime.

Voting for the Silver Tusk Awards is in full swing. Who you pickin'? 🗳️ www.silvertuskawards.com/vote

The background singers are the friends we made along the way. They were just late. Still the wrong cue card tho.

"Bad thing!" "It's ai. It's not real." "Bad thing still bad!" "But thing isn't happening." "Bad thing still bad, libtard! Biden!"

I don't get the Zach Braff / Donald Faison charm.

Because he IS Batman, you moron.

Bring back the 12" extended version.

It's a little sad to see Bob's Burgers go from LOL throughout to occasional chuckle for entire episodes.

The idea of people not liking Wicked for Good is frankly really stupid to me.

Someone in the press pool needs to take one for the team and just say "dude what the fuck?"

Break your heart and listen to kd lang sing "So in love" today. youtu.be/THehXeUx96c?...

I'm just saying it's refreshing to hear someone say that they don't actually want a lot for Christmas.

Things on the internet that make me cranky: Fake young pictures of Estelle Getty ChatGPT fantasy about the making of movies I love Clickbait celeb death announcements "This is the birthday of x" posts that are months off & gifs/reaction images of characters who wouldn't agree w/ that sentiment

We're gonna get a new generation of f-gs saying "x? Groundbreaking." But it may be worth it.

"People grow!" Ok well have they?

But when will Jonathan Bailey play Roddy McDowall in the biopic?

Please stop saying "I thought this was ___ at first" when you really mean "oh they resemble ___ a little."

lol jealousy

I, for one, prefer gay Halloween.

Still cranky after all these years.

Another Halloween and another year Bette Midler did not release an official version of I Put a Spell on You.

Remember when everyone was screaming "show me the money" like Jerry Maguire in 1997? yeah. What a time.

How am i supposed to to work under these sinus conditions

‪We don't need more fucking Christmas Carol movies. The ghosts aren't doing shit to these rich people!‬

Why does homes dot com insist Dan Levy and Heidi Gardner have any natural chemistry?

Update: I had to make my posts public again because I needed to make a point about Olivia Rodrigo.

MTV true life I bite my nails.

I've been arguing too much on the bad place and I made it so my tweet replies aren't seen by non followers. So every time I wanna yell at someone, it's like a shock collar. Very effective deprogramming. And yes I should delete it. One day b

Husband as we wait for his eye appointment in the waiting room: "Well, in traditional neoliberalism, the ruling class..."