We all serve under the Bikini Ayatollah

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K pop demon hunter biden. is this anything?

just so we are totally clear. the day I hit 1k followers is the day I scrub my account and start all over again. Im not an "Up and comer" im exactly where I want to be

IF. IT DOESN'T. INCLUDE. ALT TEXT. then your image doesn't exist. and if you share the post that doesn't include alt text, you're being a piece of shit. i ain't being nice about this shit anymore. i'm so exhausted of people not giving a shit, man. why the fuck should i be nice in my wording?

let the work flow begin. in like 8 hours lol

You think you know piano? try sitting through this whole piece. Amazing

I wish the Stock Market was just a place to buy soup ingredients. @sistermons.bsky.social #soupsky

good night everybody

Whenever I hear a beat with alot of hi-hat

go adopt an emporer penguin. adopt 2 and ask them to fuck consensually ofc

Emperor Penguins now endangered :(

sorry, I just really need any help one can spare. Thank you for your patience and understanding ♡

dig up the bones of every president and put them all on trial. not satire

do you believe me to be weak? do you think i fear the gods? you believe i am icarus; nay, i am the very sun that burns away the pride of those who fly beneath

what about. hear me out. A retelling of Gulliver's Travels starring Godzilla

if white people landed on an alien planet. and the aliens hated them. would it be a racism or are the white people colonizers? what about in reverse? if an alien landed inside a white person, who would cheer first? 🙋‍♀️

Godzilla vs The Harlem Globetrotters. get in here

Here I sit, oh so defeated,

When people ask someone "What is your book about?" do they not realize this person felt they needed to write an entire book to explain something? and youre asking them to explain it in 30 seconds?

Omg, the dentist was like, you know what, I may as well take this second tooth out while Im here, as well. poor me. I look like I was smacked with a 2x4 in the side of the head rn

100% What the hood would be like if cops werent around:

Today marks the day we put the south down and stopped an entire country forming with the use of slaves, including and especially our own.

Bullseye has been one of my favorite comic book villians for a very long time. I loved him in the latest episode of Daredevil

sometimes leaving your house to go to the dentist is like pulling a tooth out

"Charge me with battery? Sir I am SOLAR POWERED" (flies away)

My favorite part about visiting Arizona was when Arizona said "IT'S ARIZONA TIME!!!" and then started drinking an Arizona.

3 old guys are in a nursing home playing cards. 1st guy: Every time I have to pee, all that comes out is little drops. its the worst. 2nd guy: oh yeah? my cholesterol and blood sugar is so bad, I can only drink water now. not even tea! 1/2

stange

WTF is a courtesy like? lmao are you trying to make money on here? you dont need me to like everything you say

@soundwave187.bsky.social why is my timeline like 75% of you just reposting movie quotes out of context?

Im resolving dissonance by squaring out my logic

"Guys I have a billion dollar polycule idea. Whats that? yeah we can sell burgers and fries too."

Acab includes knights then

if I was I pirate, my 80th birthday would be dope. I'd say "Aye matey!" all day long

to the french, suffering is just a way to prepare meats

the kid playing the new Harry Potter has such a punchable face its driving me insane

Wanna see ants on drugs, homie? youtu.be/uDYvpmvYg9Q?...

if you ever wanted to guage your talent level, you need to be this good in order to have Stacy Fergeson level of success. I think she's 7 in this youtu.be/cWjThrBQDWo?...

Horrifying Animation. ENJOY youtu.be/AloMFCbn4IQ?...

They hanged women at nuremburg too, dummy. your vagina wont protect you

Trans-masc Indiana Jones Anime

This is the going badly thread I still need $1507 in 4 hours to be sheltered for 7 nights Asking people to share doesn’t work, so scroll through the thread for entertainment Linktr.ee/hiitsbritt #mutualaid #givingtuesday #helpsky #bipocma #fundsky #disabilitycrowdfund #mutualaidvoid

Even if I didnt vote at all, it wouldnt have mattered. I dont live in a swing state. there are only 10 swing states. so while youre out here shidding yourself over dumbass false dichotomies, you'll pardon me while I very loudly point and laugh at you publicly. I dont care how you feel about it

honestly I think Minnesota deserves a little treat

"A rose by any other name would OWWW The FUCKING THORN PRICKED ME! Aww FUCK that hurt!"