Maybe carribean nations shouldn't try to be cool runnings

LOL, if you crash in the bobsleigh, you have to finish the circuit on your head

The Australian bobsleigh commentators are fucking useless. They are saying the team that is leading is behind while everyone can see the split times contradicting that statement.

This thread is *chef’s kiss* 🧵🧑‍🍳🤌

🙂

Gout Gout dazzles again with Australian record-equalling 100m time

on the "Golumbia was right" beat for 9 years now sure miss the dude here's my obituary davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2... anyway get "cyberlibertarianism," it's the book of the moment

LOL, this is the stupidest military payment plan I have ever heard of. ping @kels316.bsky.social especially the 3rd in this thread

Startup panel: let’s hear your idea Me: it’s a music streaming device for athletes powered by a flexible carbon fibre running shoe Panel: branding? Me: Sole Music

Ford: "Once the 1958 model year was over, Edsel's overall sales figures totaled 63,110 units in the United States" Tesla: "sold 20,237 Cybertrucks in 2025, down from 38,965 the previous year, according to figures from Kelley Blue Book" Couldn't match first year sales of the EDSEL over TWO years.

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I am too old to watch this. It is hurting my entire body. Do young people actually enjoy this format? Do the young women on this pod do anything but laugh uncontrollably at inane statements?

Black on Maroon https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/4891

Nice mustaches Mr Plod

10 year high of Lead poisoning due to smelter in Port Pirie

Does this violate the new hate laws? www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawY...

Sometimes cops help people who need it in the same way sometimes newspapers publish good stories that help society, that doesn't change their actual purpose and overall impact

This kind of analysis always begins with the fundamentally flawed baby-brained category error that police exist to protect the vulnerable rather than to protect capital and maintain existing power structures through coercive violence

oh look ,another disgusting evil white man avoids jail 🤬

Another cracking Aussie song on my Daily Mix www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHTq...

I mean yeah, sure, this is technically true, but I feel like a 500 year old story, considered by most to be one of the great works of Chinese literature, should be treated with the appropriate level of reverence (as the inspiration for the ‘70s Japanese tv show Monkey Magic)

So SAD (Sky After Dark) becomes NAD (News24 After Dark)

Remembering the late Kurt Cobain, who would have been 57 today.

Ah, FFS, the Radium Dolls are playing in Perth tonight at my old local, and I am in Broome. Oh well.

Excellent, I managed to get Wolf Parade back onto my Spotify Daily Mixes.

lol, AWS vibe coded itself an outage www.ft.com/content/00c2...

Educators, this one is for you! 🕷️🕸️ We’re excited to announce that we’ll be hosting a free online webinar featuring Dr Lilly Brown in conversation with award-winning author Ellen van Neerven, exploring their new upper middle grade book 'Ruby’s Web'. 🔗 Register here: bit.ly/3ZMemIM

Forbes 30 Under 30 remains undefeated

lol @lindseyadler.bsky.social got an incredible photo of me applying lipstick using my pickguard as a mirror

Better look at Ferrari's rotating rear wing

Wesley Dingus

Don’t wanna miss out on history’s greatest fraud and enormous contributor to the climate catastrophe!

Sometimes all you can do is laugh.

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Pauline Hanson has spent decades demonising Muslims in the Senate with zero consequences, but put an anti-fascist poster on your bar wall and the AFP comes knocking. Labor's first scalp under their hate speech laws isn't a hate group and that says everything.

Antifascism has always been the first thing prosecuted by hate speech laws, and this is why antifascists have studiously opposed such legislation for decades. There is an unbridgeable chasm between liberalism and antifascism.

Ah I see we’ve finally adopted the “everything is a Ponzi scheme” narrative all the way at the top. Should be good for the dollar and the US economy.

Couldn’t give a toss.

Beheading seems to be an opportunity to bring back the guillotine to normal conversation again.

Here we go

Fucking yanks. Just ban them

BROKE: Australia should not develop nukes WOKE: Australia should develop nukes BESPOKE: Australia already developed nukes with the assistance of Aum Shinrikyo, as evidenced by the Banjawarn Station incident of 1993

No death penalty for Yoon, but a life sentence

Ironically, upon taking office, Yoon Suk-yeol vowed "strict law enforcement." His Minister of Justice even personally ordered an inspection of the nation’s execution facilities, signaling a hardline stance.

Yoon Suk-yeol has been sentenced to life imprisonment.

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

Time for my weekly social media video futility in support of some insanely delicious coffee beans.

They saw France bust down the doors of X for being pedophiles and immediately started developing the national sex crime VPN.