Thinking about how far I’ve come in repairing my relationship with food. I’m still not in a place where I could safely track calories and tbh I’m not interested in it (which is IMO the more important growth), but I’m now in a place where I can actually fully eat intuitively and it feels so good

GREAT news we have added a new column to the chessboard and a new piece that can move any direction within a 4-square area called The Drunk

Baby’s first big day out

Hi this is me coming back to this account just to start posting for accountability. I’m gonna start biking to and from the train stations and to and from the gym. Please yell at me if I’m not doing this.

Would this be a serve (I miss polyvore)

Drunk baseball fans on the train are trying to get a sea shanty going

Will never understand people who stop dating their spouses or stop putting in effort for them. My wife and I are going to the zoo today and I spent 3.5 hours getting ready

it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers

there's NO excuse to still be driving a tesla. NONE "but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!" don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud

It’s payday baby. Spiked Baja blasts at the Taco Bell cantina are on ME

absolutely no point complaining about the switch 2's price. nintendo can charge whatever they want. where else are you guys gonna get your little zeldas and mario partys? nowhere. they've got you by the balls and you know it

damn those mid century Danes knew their way around a couch I tell you what!!

Ran across an influencer who looks STARTLINGLY like a young version of my mom and idk what to do with this

Idk who needs this but this combo is inexpensive, available at every drugstore, completely cleared up the keratosis pilaris I’ve had my whole life, and has given me the smoothest, soften skin I’ve literally ever had

EVERYONE TELL HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR ELSE 🔫

Moving up in the world (strongly considering buying our first Grown Up couch to replace our 8-year-old ikea couch that keeps breaking)

Taking my daily mental health outdoor time and god do I feel alive

Bought a pill organizer and having some Feelings about it. But also Jesus Christ it’s annoying having a million different vitamin bottles out on the counter

How can I be expected to focus on work when these exist and I can imagine sending them to my sisters with a little ultrasound photo with the baby’s name and due date written on it. How can I function under these conditions (extreme baby fever)

I will have EVERYONE know that the tumor they found in this cat’s eye that blew her pupil out can NO LONGER BE SEEN by the oncologist & neurologist after just 2 rounds of chemo!!!!! Pic of extraordinarily zooted post-chemo appt cat to celebrate

NP answering my OBGYN’s email for him said she isn’t aware of specific protocols for FET in people with adenomyosis. Well girlie I AM aware of them!! Which is why I’m emailing!! Please let me talk to the doctor who actually understands my specific, poorly-studied condition!!!

I am SO excited for straight women to start using the “I get the job done” line in The Giver on their female empowerment TikToks. It’s going to be so funny for me personally. Yeah girl you really finger blasted those chores. You absolutely strapped down that zoom meeting. You go girl

(doing tactics voice) first of all i will always surrender

Back at it again (applying for jobs) because I am so fucking tired of doing my sales manager’s job for him

Save me Greek yogurt parfait. Greek yogurt parfait save me

CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up. Tomorrow is the cloture vote. KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️ Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill. Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.

My favorite part about being a white-collar coastal elite DINK is probably sweetgreen

Took a bite of salmon that was so good it nearly brought a tear to my eye

The face of a woman whose tumors have shrunk significantly and whose kidney values have improved by 50% from just ONE (1) round of chemo!!!

Something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately as someone who has a lot of hang-ups with their weight is how fertility clinics specifically advise AGAINST losing weight. Of course they recommend good nutrition and light-moderate exercise, but they strongly advise against weight loss programs

Jfc I can never leave this job, my insurance is so stupid good

Something I will never understand in my professional life is having an important, time-sensitive task that needs to be done urgently & handing it off to someone whose job is absolutely 100% unrelated to that task, then getting mad when they don’t treat this FAVOR to you with the urgency you want

One of my agents has a cult following because she voiced a character in GTA San Andreas???

First round of chemo done, everyone say good job Cobie 👏 👏 👏

She doesn’t know she has cancer and she is SO sick of me taking pictures and videos of her every second of every day

I can’t think of a joke worthy of this German town name please help

My mother always told me that if I worked hard, stayed true to myself, and believed, one day I’d be able to analyze product usage data to produce actionable insights that result in significant quarter-over-quarter increases in customer retention

Ever since I was a little girl, my dream has been to streamline client data reconciliation to drive organization efficiency

Finally have an update: she has renal lymphoma. We’re setting up a consult with a veterinary oncologist to get a better picture of her exact prognosis, but odds are high that we’re looking at months. I’ve lost a lot of pets, but it’s never felt like this before.

So absolutely no one knows what’s wrong with her eyes but girlypop does have mid-stage kidney disease so guess who’s going on a kidney diet!!!!

Pls send some good vibes out for this creature—something’s wrong with her eyes and her kidneys. She’s getting a full work-up now and I’m really hoping it’s nothing too severe. She’s my daughter who I carried in my womb and birthed from my body and she’s going to live forever.

Applied to a job I am literally a perfect fit for and I fixed my resume to be ATS-friendly so fingies crossed please

I love my coworkers

Between new tattoo and then getting sick I missed yoga for 2 weeks and god DAMN it feels really good to be back on the mat. I didnt even realize my body felt bad but wow it feels so much better now

the middle distance is 2025's trendiest place to stare

One of my agents went to Bali and brought me back the civet poop coffee and I have such conflicted feelings

you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro

abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga. Stefani I have received your message and will be acting on it soon