Im tired of gitgud culture in games. Give me an easy mode and leave me alone what the hell do you care if i earned it or not

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Me: *trying to be patient, compassionate, and respectful of where people are at in their life* People: *being confidently stupid* Me: “…fuck”

The plus side of the Tech Industry destroying art, creative production broadly, the concept of truth, and any possibility of a roughly shared reality with our fellow man, is that when our species implodes from climate catastrophe, all the beautiful things will already be gone.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Do you think this is why my CPU is overheating? 🧐 3 AIOs in 5 years, 2 of them have had manufacturing defects. Can’t wait to see the level of disappointment the 3rd one brings

Just saw Honey Don’t! and omg it was incredible. I needed more, so went to see if it was based on a book or something—and turns out it’s part of a lesbian B-movie trilogy Hell fucking yes 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈

Dear sick people: stop coming to work FFS.

I’m still sick and feel awful 😞 It’s this general nausea and fatigue that makes doing anything for very long so difficult

IT BEGINS! #ohlawdtheycomin

This chapter is SO good I want an entire animated series/movie about this and I hope to see more concepts pulled from other cultures for future chapters, it’s so cool to see horror from around the world

🎶 RAPTURE 🎶

Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋

When the Rapture inevitably, obviously doesn't happen, I don't think we should be using that a point of reflection and education. I think we should double down and tell Rapture believers it did happen and they didn't get accepted.

Current status: I’ve built a nest of tissues and blankets on my couch. I’m fine. This is fine. 🤧

I slept for like 12 hours…I feel like I need to sleep for another 12 Fuck whatever sickness this is man… 😷

Idk who got me sick exactly…but I do know someone came into work in a mask, sat across from me and was eventually sent home cause they were sick AND ITS 2025 WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS?! (My employer has unlimited PTO and a hybrid schedule) I have the immune system of a fucking toddler istg 😡

my posts are not safe spaces for randos. im pressing the block button at the first instance of feeling mildly annoyed

Why are you like this, Steve!?

Cottage cheese with some goldfish cheddar crackers sprinkled in it fucking slaps

I had low expectations for Alien: Earth, and it still managed to be worse than that. Ugh I feel like we’re never getting back to what made Alien beloved. It just keeps mutating into something unrecognizable…and so much worse At least we will always have the originals

Still doing my Alien binge and idk why they changed the lore from 'the aliens must never reach Earth' to 'they’ve been here all along' The franchise just doesn’t feel like Alien to me anymore and that makes me sad… 😕

Capybara parade 🐾

Nothing like waking up to a nice, refreshing shot of existential dread about the future of humanity 🙃 Good thing I’ve had plenty of practice shoving difficult emotions into neat little boxes thanks to years of trauma

Tonight’s plan: binge the Alien movies to escape the chaos at work and…everywhere else Ripley give me strength!!

This is exactly what I’ve been trying to explain to my employer. But, of course, the temptation of 'cutting labor costs to line their own pockets' is too strong to resist So I guess we’ll just have to wait for it all to collapse 🍵

I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.

It might sound depressing to some, but the thing that brings me the most peace these days is reminding myself: 'One day, I’ll be dead and none of this will matter anymore. Nothingness awaits. Thank fucking god' 🕊️

Being anti-fascist is being equated to being a terrorist—just so you know where we stand on the fascism timeline Welcome to Wonderland, where up is down and right is wrong 🙃

Changing my thoughts from "I don't care" to "It's the least of my worries" because I, in fact, do care but on the long list of things I have to worry about its probably near the bottom of the list in the grand scheme of things

Pretty sure my AIO is failing…again. This will be the 2nd one in 5 years and the kicker is it’s a completely different brand from the first so I just have DUMB AF luck ig 😑 Thank goodness for warranties

Only photo I need from Symphony of Seasons tonight in LA (Dance of the Moonlight Jellies) ConcernedApe was on stage a couple times too and the night was just so much fun! So happy to support this game, community, and dev 😊

Ohhhhhh my god

🍵 youtu.be/ofz2uoquALs?...

On Charlie Kirk & “speaking ill of the dead”

At first I thought this week was going to suck because work is freaking out about a manufactured crisis, but I’m actually feeling a bit lighter today Take a walk outside if you can, get some sun and fresh air, it’s a good day in LA ☀️😊

I swear every day is just a new test of “how do you deal with other people’s nonsense without losing your mind?” 🫠

Accidentally did a 14-hour Alien: Isolation stream because I refused to let my PTO end…we’re already on mission 16🧍‍♀️ Anyway, if you want to see me finish Alien: Isolation join me tomorrow afternoon: www.twitch.tv/swtbeat

I’ve waited my whole life for a tall, terrifying woman to chase me around. Tonight, that dream comes true Alien: Isolation live! www.twitch.tv/swtbeat

Me: “I want a chill night” Also me: boots up Little Nightmares 2 Let’s suffer together, I promise not to rage...much www.twitch.tv/swtbeat

Wow…Little Nightmares has some seriously annoying mechanics. The story is interesting, but timing suuuucks. Few things annoy me more in games than being forced to replay a section over and over and over because of timing

Stream’s live! Watch me bumble my way through my very first Little Nightmares 🖤 www.twitch.tv/swtbeat

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Does everyone in the world hate me and nothing I've ever done amounts to anything and the world is intrinsically evil or is it a little cloudy this morning

w/o downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

bsky users gotta go back to the mindfulness rules of -dont screencap losers -dont quote post losers -dont make memes about losers BLOCK , MUTE AND MOVE ON dont waste yours or your followers time 👏😤

Virgo: Your loneliness won't last forever, it will die with you.