If you love them let them cook

To the tune of "Spooky Scary Skeletons"

Jenny and me in the car on our way to a pumpkin farm when the Halloween theme comes on

As a comedy writer, I’ve had a million conversations about cancel culture. Whatever your opinions about it, there’s a huge difference between that, and what the FCC is doing to Jimmy Kimmel.

I wish Wegmans had a make-you own six-pack situation, but like, for Pop-Tarts

My wife suggested that Delis should let you taste a tiny spoonful of their tuna salad like at an ice cream place.

If the Dems don't fully and enthusiastically back Zohran, then I don't want to hear anyone say "Vote blue, no matter who!" ever again.

Been working on a really exciting project that I don't think has a Bluesky presence. I'll be playing Billy Cranston, the Blue Ranger in Monkey Train Entertainment's Power Rangers Uprising! #PowerRangers #FanFilm #PowerRangersUprising #MonkeyTrainEntertainment

The summer of trying

MAGAts freaking out about Green Day again

Is "Panna-cotta-da-vida" something?

A month and a half! I've been moved for a month and a half and there are STILL things I cannot find and have no clue where to look. If I ever see Packing Alex again, he's gonna be in so much trouble.

Watching a nature doc and saying "my boys" when the humpback whales show up.

If you need me I’ll be here: youtu.be/Hs5pyyPTzDE?...

do you think palpatine issued bonds to fund the death star

We simply cannot allow our increasing comfort with the word “butt” obviate our need for adorable, polite regional synonyms! We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…

At a diner and the booth next to us is occupied by a dad, his high school age daughter and her boyfriend and the dad is giving the most intense "career advice."

Remind me never to move in the middle of February again.

I've been using this app for months, but ADHD and overthinking have prevented me from writing a first post or reposting or interacting, so I'm writing this one just to get it out of the way 👋😅