I was having a good day until I violently remembered that time I memorized the Attack on Titan theme song in Japanese and sang it over discord vc karaoke

Incredibly obsessed with the idea of mixed drinks being served in a dog bowl. This could have taken off here but we’ve got disposable plastic cups instead. And I would pay premium if it meant I get to sip a marg out of the bowl.

Can’t stop thinking about the woman from Utah on my feed who went to the gas station for a Diet Coke and a bottle of muscle milk and proceeded to mix them…. I want to try that

I offer you communion wafers for being a good pup do u accept? 📸 @beardedgonzo666.bsky.social

Puppy breakfast 🧁

Currently working hard. Looking forward to playing hard. Summertime is near….

So I wake up in the morning and I step outside

So excited to pull up to this cafe and then I realize they’ve changed ownership and operate under a new name. Turns out, the coffee is shit! never trust a cafe that also serves cocktails 🚩🚩

Eating pizza…. And French fried

Heard gas prices were going up ⛽️ #humanpuppy #pupplay

We were too young to appreciate it but when she said “on every level except physical, I am a wolf” she absolutely cooked

Body so tea the East India Company overthrew a sovereign nation for it

💖🪤

That gay coffee shop where the milk is pumped fresh. subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

Omg three years ago was my first pup night at a bar 🥹 I can’t believe it, and to think of all the fun I’ve had as a pup since then

Omg 🥰 puppy collage

STEADY-SPLASH-TORRENT…297 @puplexxi.bsky.social

I am a highly compliant junior candidate with a total commitment to management driven deliverables and deep dive expansions into non traditional verticals

PSA, let it all hang out I do want to see all that do not put it away

I can’t find these boots idk what happened to them after I wore this outfit x_x

Heard gas prices were going up ⛽️ #humanpuppy #pupplay

Anybody need a good scream? Like a solid, unhinged 🗣️AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH And then getting a 10 piece from Wingstop

AHHHHHH (that’s me screaming)

Welcome back to me #humanpuppy #pupplay

my dog is round because he is a circle ⭕️❤️

I, for one, encourage this change in wardrobe standards.

Pancakes

Backstage fit check 💕 #humanpup #puppyplay

Feeling eepy on Sunday morning #humanpuppy #puppyplay

Can I come over and look at you like this? #humanpuppy #puppyplay

Waking up next to a cute puppy >>> #humanpup #pupplay

I think my arms are getting bigger cuz I’m sore like all the time #humanpup #puppyplay

Moisturized Unbothered In My Lane

I love this pic because it has such a cool story attached to it: I gogo danced at a pride party that was being thrown in a converted church. They ripped out all the pews and now it’s a massive event venue Not the only photo I have of that night, and not the only party I’ve danced at there either 🎉

Just cleaned my room Feeling: epic

Party outfit ⭐️ #humanpuppy #pupplay

Goo #humanpup #puppyplay

what did I do to deserve bein put in the naughty corner??? #humanpuppy #humanpup

what did I do to deserve bein put in the naughty corner??? #humanpuppy #humanpup

Goo #humanpup #puppyplay

I love my underwear 🩲 #puppyplay #gaypuppy #trend #underwear #bulge #transition

Moisturized Unbothered In My Lane

Is this thing on?

#twtuesday tighty whitey tuesdays innit ☁️

Party outfit ⭐️ #humanpuppy #pupplay

Pancakes

…and they gooned happily ever after.