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saw a tiktok of someone cosplaying rebecca chambers in that basketball uniform

im finding myself actually missing my xitter account so im gonna try to post on here more i know everyone cares about that

Who else has felt like 'Squidward' in this situation?

Me: *cranks up the tunes* Gen Z-er with a nose ring who’s never heard good music before: “What is THIS?” Me: Oh sweet summer child, didn’t you know that back before auto-tune singers had a little thing called “talent”?

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fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life

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this gains more and more relevancy every passing day but people would still give money to a website run by joseph goebbels because they cling to their goonslop for dear life

help me the bot is canonically accurate

living the outlast trials irl no joke

ohhh my god

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

me ordering at the masturbation restaurant: “yes, i’ll have the uhh playing with my penis with a side of… *squints at menu* cumming i think im saying that right”

hyper specific meme i made for a conversation with an irl

@cami @julianne

No one. Absolutely no one. Me logging into bluesky this morning:

LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE

i like reading the comments of all these OF bots following me, its like that picture of the dude trying to make a basket from the moon

this wasn’t a joke btw i genuinely cant really enjoy peanuts that much anymore bc i get angry at how terribly treat him like he is already obviously in a really bad mental state and ik that children are cruel and don’t really know how badly they can hurt someone emotionally but frankly thats no

am i really that unfunny i can change for you guys

i love it when psychic mediums boast their accolades like cool man i could do that too

the implication of transformers is that big rigs are a part of all alien races

santa gave me chlamydia for xmas

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i hate all the sultry christmas songs. “so hurry down the chimney tonight~ 😉” yeah he’s not coming for you, you level 4 naughty-listing whore

would you kindly hawk tuah and spit on my thing

republican sopranos fans when they realize that tomy WOKE up this mornin:

youd take this and get the most raging erection of all time and go into a ballistic gorilla state before dying of a heart attack

the “who must go” guy is fleeing his country lmao

crustacean joker: “it’s shrimple: we uh krill the crabman”

thanks youtube music

this deserved likes

thinking about the awful bart simpson impression from the shitty family guy cutaway where quagmire rapes marge

this take is gonna trigger a lot of you sjws but it should be studied how fortnite made a lot of yall fuck with microtransaction-filled f2p shit

resident evil 7 is so fucking weird to me bc the only thing tying it to the series in any way whatsoever is chris showing up for 3 seconds at the end

take so bad i physically recoiled

Me when someone recommends Arcane

i see that this really is the new twitter bc all the followers im getting are bots, interaction-farmers, and bots. amazing