bro looks like the aphex twin logo

Crowder could never replace Kirk cause bro would somehow accidentally shoot himself

Steven Crowder, the right-wing influencer who first spread the ATF internal report claiming ammo casings referenced “transgender and antifascist ideology,” has now had his company subpoenaed by the ATF NYT reported no LEO corroboration and many believe the ATF source misinterpreted basic headstanps

Shadow Operative: Mr Trump, the Birthday Book is being circulated on the internet Trump: Are people reading it? Operative: yes my liege, there’s a Google doc Trump: …kill Charlie Kirk. Make it look like a tranny did it. Operative: yes my liege.

remembering the time i found this prius on the streets of LA with BOLSONARO emblazoned on the bumper

trump’s face isn’t drooping; it’s at half-mast in honor of charlie kirk’s death

WHAT DO YOU MEAN STEVEN CROWDER WAS THE WSJ’S SOURCE?!?!

So like, Trump hired a guy to shoot Charlie to distract from the birthday book right??

can yall watch him while I go smoke??

the “would you kill Hitler as a baby” conundrum is so weird cause if you have a time machine you could literally just kill him at 18. you do not have to kill a baby.

BREAKING: investigators in Utah found a silver butt-plug left at the scene with the engravings “this machine kills fascists” and “im totally transgender and not a highly trained CIA operative, please believe me”

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

My life highkey goated

hi im normal now

Charlie Kirk, the actor who voiced The Brain on Arthur, has passed away at 38

The reason why they can't find the killer is because he was a time traveler sent back to stop a very grim alternate future.

After everything, at least Charlie died doing what he believed in: getting shot

The only way this could be funnier is if it happened 24 hours later

George: they had a kiss cam at a $100 Coldplay concert… Jerry: kiss cam at a concert? What is this baseball? George: it’s a Coldplay concert!! Jerry: and they’re showing strangers kissing?? George: yup! Jerry: on the Jumbotron? George: it’s a kiss cam Jerry!! Jerry: a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert…

Stop discriminating; cis women can be AGP too!!!

Congratulations!! The surgery was a success!!! Now instead of looking like a beautiful trans woman, you look like a mid-average cis woman. Yayyyy!!!!

trans girls wear pants for the first time in 3 years and suddenly they intersex

tech bros watching elon and trump fight on twitter

Uhmmm actuallyyyy sorryyy butttt we’ve voted you off the tran knee refugee boat. We’ve been talking, aaaand the fact you’re dating one of my exes just makes me uncomfortable. You’ll have to stay here and get hate crimed to death with everyone else. Hope you understand!! 🫶🏻

5 years on estrogen

Boring ass flight got me playing iPad games for cats

Wow, that’s a really nice gate. I sure hope nobody keeps me from going through it.

“my polyamory doesn’t have hierarchy” oh yeah sure, and my mom totally didn’t have a favorite child (it was me until it wasn’t)

Aaahh mannn, everyone’s posturing?? Fuuccckk, I thought we were all vibing what the fuuuckk

*getting on a Delta flight* I could really use a wish right now

holy shit

I’m a non-binary trans woman which means I am too AGP for the HSTS, but too HSTS for the AGP.

i love jeff rosenstock

lmao

How it feels to be a gay person that doesn’t listen to fka twigs

Woo yippee another social media app

Podcast: killing yourself is not good and, in fact, can lead you to die from death Me:

Here’s the plan: I paid this burnout kid who used to hit on me in the food court $50 to bury me alive. I bought a coffin, I dug a hole, I got inside, and I closed the lid. And I was finally back there, I was finally me again, and it was the season six premiere….

Follow policing Trump is insane lmao

It’s Weezer

Tiktok this morning

If you transitioned into one of the female characters in this picture, you missed the point of transitioning lol

I love sleeping all day and barely interacting with society (people scare me)

A bunch of autistic people attempting to learn how to communicate in a language where the definition of a word can change depending on the tone the speaker used, surely nothing bad will come from this

divorced dads frotting

Porn video titled “HOT Trans Couple FUCK and Get Bottom Dysphoria and CRY”

“I was born in the wrong generation” not me, I love midwest emo and twinks with BPD

if bowser ever kidnapped wario's girlfriend instead i bet wario would shoot him with a gun