"how do I make sure I don't quit running this year" the absolute moron asked chatgpt, a non-living entity.

The Black Panthers are back and they're patrolling Minneapolis. #PowerToThePeople

Just imagine. His name followed by "has been admitted to the hospital in critical condition" followed by "has passed". We can manifest together 😉

If you read one thing today, it should be this Iran report says 16,500 dead in ‘genocide under digital darkness’ www.thetimes.com/article/01ba...

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Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer's

"Old man believes anything he thinks is real"

Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/

Black Panthers know their rights. Do you? www.reddit.com/r/suppressed...

"internal bleeding"

ICE Agents enter Target with no warrant and violently tackle two American citizen employees, evidently because they didn't "look American" enough. (DHS refused to explain their rationale, so we have to guess.) The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.

let's say the president wants to suppress the vote in detroit. assuming a conventional 20 soldiers for every 1000 civilians ration, he would need more than 12,000 ICE agents — more than double the current number of field officers — to occupy detroit and only detroit, a city of 630,000 people

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/

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"Soup is Ice cream because they are both food" is the kind of argument you hear online

A picture from a walk

they did, in fact, take decisive action. in the midst of these hearings congress passed the third enforcement act, called the Ku Klux Klan Act. the grant administration used that authority to virtually eliminate the klan, which did not resurface for another 50 years.

Violent abductions surging in Minneapolis. Legal observers and peaceful protesters are being snatched off the streets in the Central Neighborhood. (1/13/26)

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Guys I really think Trump sucks.

Scott Harris following the tigers tradition of bungling the contract negotiations of the best pitcher in baseball

These chatgpt commercials just make the person using the service look like a moron

Scholars & organizers stress that the most important thing for pro-democracy movements to do is to peel away a regime’s “pillars of support.” Breaking companies from ICE is a winnable struggle that can put serious pressure on the Trump regime, raising the political cost of their actions. 👇 👇 👇

More than 5,000 people here in Powderhorn Park protesting ICE’s occupation of Minneapolis. #FuckICE #iceout #mpls #FuckTrump

Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found

“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

Mayor Frey: "So our ask is really simple here. Our ask is to embrace the truth. Our ask is to include the Bureau of Criminal Apprehension in this process because we in Minneapolis want a fair investigation ... if you got nothing to hide from, then don't hide."

🚨Washington D.C., posted 30 minutes ago.🚨The revolution will not be televised, it will be captured and shared. ✊🏼 When ICE shoots an innocent in the face and the POTUS and VP defend this action, we know what we must do.

“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch

Across the country, Americans are honoring Renee Nicole Good and mourning all the lives ICE has taken and destroyed. Hundreds of marches and vigils are planned this weekend. Please join us to say ICE Out For Good: www.mobilize.us?tag_ids=2913...

Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs https://theonion.com/surgeon-general-recommends-adding-cancer-warning-to-all-nuclear-bombs/

Any administration that instantly clears one of its officers of a suspected capital crime is just begging for other trigger-happy poorly trained ICE officers to do the same. The White House isn't protecting its officers. It's encouraging them to ignore the law. And that puts more Americans at risk.

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses https://theonion.com/ice-opens-interdimensional-detention-center-to-indefini-1837476700/

Had a terrible day at the wax museum

Life is a string of epiphanies you forget

These shit hole billionaires want every dollar you make and not a cent less.

"Racist Loser Sucks At Job"

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

I could have been yeast...

Cuck Schumer opens ass for all of GOP sighting "partisan politics baby"

"Look, they're coming to save us!" *no one is there*