They want to be like Russia so much they’re straight up copying Lysenkoism

Friday is Jimmy Buffett Day. That has nothing to do with Abolish Everything, but you should come and make sure that he doesn’t get abolished.

This month’s run of Abolish tapings starts TOMORROW! Late Thursday show has 4 tix left! Join the radical movement!

Not many people know this, but all of the major political changes and social movement successes of the twentieth century -- from the New Deal to the civil rights movement to the Great Society -- were achieved because Democratic voters lay perfectly still and never pushed their representatives to act

If you’ve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, we’ve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social ! Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance! www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...

I like honesty is politicians. E.g. here is Andrew Cuomo honestly telling New Yorkers, “I’m a butthole.”

Someone should make a play out of that.

Amy and I are here to remind you that Season 2 of Abolish Everything on @nebula.tv starts taping THIS FRIDAY @caveatnyc.bsky.social and tix are avail here, for now: www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...

“Some” is doing a lot of work here.

“Defending democracy is a partisan act” so the NYT won’t do it. Let that sink in.

This would be delightful

Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?

he's right and he's right to say it

This time next week I'll be hosting the science-comedy talkshow, Science Tonight! 🧪🔭 Info, ticket and livestream link below!

This would be good for Mamdani, right? Split the "I love absolute pieces of shit" vote between Cuomo and Adams?

A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa. It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;) It's so New York.

Jfc. 20 years since we invaded Iraq and zero lessons learned.

When I was a kid in 1992 I remember running around the house excited that Bill Clinton had won. Everything about the man since has fuled my profound disappointment in politicians.

“Trump Is Objectively Bad for America. Why Won't More Journalists Say So?” - John Harwood for Zeteo ‬⁩

And much of the Democratic establishment, too

Is the Post just doing pro-Trump propaganda now? Like, we saw the photos and this isn’t it.

Tonight! We’re trying out a new show: comedians make up a talk, never having seen the slides before, then the person who wrote the talk gives it for real! caveat.nyc/events/peer-...

There are so many things that science communicators used to talk about in “isn’t this weird bit of history fun” talks that are suddenly super relevant.

This is my new all time favorite photo

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump has committed at least 16 of those same offenses. #NoKings

My only note for Stephen Colbert: we can send Cuomo back to the suburbs a lot sooner than November.

Billionaires are consolidating around Cuomo because they know he will preserve the broken status quo. New Yorkers are rallying behind our campaign because they're ready for change. In two weeks, we will shock the political establishment and win a city we can all afford.

Party of free speech right here

Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.

Tomorrow! Check out the Caveat Sketch Sampler, with a whole bunch of amazing sketch groups! In addition, we'll be trying out a new Powerpoint Karaoke idea, with help from @arksandsciences.bsky.social and @shyaporn.bsky.social caveat.nyc/events/cavea...

i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet

This is a fantastic idea.

We know this looks bad, but you have to understand, we were abdicating our responsibility at the time, so you can’t blame us.

Predicting upcoming movie plots based on how I’m feeling these days: “Aliens invade and everyone is just like, ‘Yeah, that’s probably a good idea.’”

*Roblox_oof*

What happened to Rudy Giuliani? It’s been like four seasons since I’ve seen anything about him.

We’re going to lose our democracy in part because The NY Times thinks that something is only a bribe if it’s handed over in a cartoon bag of money marked “BRIBE” and the official sends a thank you note that says “Thank you for your generous bribe”

This Wednesday! I'm trying out a new show idea involving talks and comedy, w/ help from Brian Morabito! Come by and you can also see @joshgondelman.bsky.social, Andy Vega, @emenez2.bsky.social, Kat Thek, Kurt Cruz, McKenna Moore, Molly Brown, and @paulacroxson.bsky.social! caveat.nyc/events/frien...

Honestly surprised they’re getting any applications at all.

Our 4/25 Abolish Everything! tapings are almost sold out! Grab your tix while you can because these are all-killer, no-filler, bangers only, etc. caveat.nyc/events/aboli...

The real April Fools was the badly thought out pranks we didn’t do along the way.

No thanks, April Fools' Day. I can tell upsetting lies to my friends and family all year round.

Wednesday! I'll be doing a set on science jargon at Friends With Caveats! @caveatnyc.bsky.social 9pm doors: caveat.nyc/events/frien...

I love that Mr. Beast’s enduring legacy will be getting everyone to read The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelaz

Starting my novel about the adventures of Tronk, Trunk, Trusk, and the Great Phjeem.

Wait, so Lee Harvey Oswald was the killer??????? #plottwists

When a university’s endowment is in the billions and the federal government pulls the plug on millions, then TODAY IS THAT RAINY DAY.

Has someone set up a site tracking things deleted from government sites recently?

Congrats to @chandlerjdean.bsky.social and team, Abolish Everything just renewed for season 2 on @nebula.tv! variety.com/2025/tv/news...