Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

What’s your sign?

Subvert a movie by adding scare quotes. The Blues "Brothers"

If you really want to be mean, drop a few random piles of clothes on the street overnight. Then knock on the fundies' door, point at the clothes piles, and tell them a whole bunch of people raptured overnight. "Gees, I'm actually kinda surprised you didn't join 'em. What happened?"

Here's a positive post

Quote with a GIF you can hear

Did centrelink get their hold music from Guantanamo Bay?

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

Absolutely a shout out to the Professional Footballers Australia. #auspol All other professional associations ... bottom of the well silence.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The Good, the Bad and the Gary

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The sound of Gary

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Hi all. Just letting you know that I’ve been in contact with Ian Graves @xskinn.bsky.social. He’s had some issues relating to his account but he’s in contact with @support.bsky.team so hopefully they’ll have him back soon. Please repost so as many people see this as possible.

Breakfast in bed 😊

Show me your getaway vehicle

This is who runs this account

Better heading: Hero buffalo saves herd from murderous gun-wielding douche.

If you find a competitor's lower price on the same in-stock item, we'll beat it by 10%.

Name another song that mentions the world “Girl” 🎶 youtu.be/CWxbVuhivkA?...

Age verification? I remember "Dollar Bill" from the decimal currency adverts.

Skegness, one of your absolute finest people right here. Buy her a drink whenever you see her.

(Rip Tom Lehrer. youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY?...)

'Traumatic fart spray is just the beginning'.

#PutYourBatsOut RIPOzzy

I went to go into a business and the sign on the door said "This door is automatic. To open press the green button." I don't think they know what automatic means.

New shoes and a frosty wheelchair ramp don't go together. FFS

Another beautiful day in paradise but here in goulburn it's frozen again.

Such a tragedy that Ghislaine Maxwell hung herself next week, while the cameras were down.

It’s alleged that First Nations man Mr Robert Barnes been kept in solitary confinement in SA’s Yatala Labour Prison for 800 days. (The UN prohibits solitary for more than 15). Cultural support has been denied. His well being is on the line. Time for an Inquiry that gives us some answers Premier.

I found this in my mother's stash. I didn't know she was a fan.

It's Saturday...and you know what that means... www.gofundme.com/f/6597v-lega...

I think we need to stop obsessing over the mushroom murders and turn our attention to the NT coroner’s inquest report into the police shooting and death of Kumanjayi Walker by policeman Zach Rolfe

Testing whether (a) the mushroom lady case has gone worldwide and (b) whether my shitposts can crack the American market. Please bless me with a charity RT

If ever there was a time for beef wellington

I’d like to buy a vowel

Today's earworm. youtu.be/YVhn1edWaDA?...

Nobody hits me with their rhythm stick any more and that’s sad.

My mother is in hospital waiting for a nursing home. The hospital is going to charge us nearly $80 a day because "she isn't sick but too sick to come home" FFS

This is the only thing that loads.

Lucky I'm not in that bloody cold Dubbo.

It's raining and the roof that I've had repaired 3 times is still leaking. Do I give up on this idiot and get another idiot to have a go? FFS

All this shit because of a arsehole with a dodgy combover.

Never trust a comb-over.

It got down to -10°c and I've got frozen pipes. The house has no water either.

Imma let you mob have the weekend off...but next week I'm really going to annoy you and push this home. We're almost there. Sharing will help greatly. Thanks again for your help so far www.gofundme.com/f/6597v-lega...

A wonderful day for a 9am appointment.

I have been my mothers carer for longer than I can remember. The last 6 years full time. Almost 3 weeks ago she went into hospital and won't be coming home. Organising in home aged care was difficult but I'm out of my depth trying to arrange a nursing home. Fuck, life can be hard sometimes.

This is the last thing the BBC needs