state broadcaster offering a ninety minute free address to kim jong un

there’s never a bad time to share a picture of Jude with Britain’s first £1m footballer

ah yes, 11th June - advising people to exercise caution on the Red Card market in case of interference from trump

tuco / tuchel thinking is getting a bit blurry here

pretty poor effort from the flag paedo guy, if this is the best he can come up with after a week. If ever I spend money on a hard drive I tend to use it rather than not use it

dogs these days… so hard to keep’em occupied

focking Lime Bikes sprinkled all around the pavement, taking space from their rightful owners (Audis)

who’s gonna step on you again…?

john terry… assumed he’d be behind bars by now

best invention ever, these hydration breaks…

CAN WE NOT KNOCK IT?

even farage has realised that being a pal of trump isn’t a good look - can we refuse these nobs entry back into the country?

ah well, at least he was wearing his crash helmet…

knock it off J… some people still haven’t grasped No Question Mark after Where You Been thirty odd years later

well, I suppose there’s a chance someone might accidentally tap on ‘buy now’ (not my listing)

new bin regime in B23/B44 #bins

is this Guy Garvey’s mob?

rare football tweet - Jude has fifty-odd caps. He was England’s most important player long before some Johnny-come-lately managerial appointment last year

haven’t seen it this pride month yet so reposting rn, gm all

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

S4C’s Noson Lawen is recording its NYE special in Bangor tonight. That’s tonight. I just thought you’d like to know.

bunch of MPs writes to the government to ask how we’re trying to reduce future heatwaves…? build more runways, more roads and drill more North Sea oil have all been mentioned recently

Chris ‘the Fawk NOT the Hawk’ Fawkes sounding like a broken record talking about broken records #brokenrecord

must be busy on Facebook today… will #enochwasright be outpacing #thisisnthotlike76

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

£2,000 for a White Album - yeah, just leave it in a metal box on the corner for a couple of days in direct sun and 39 degree heat. cheers Vinted

Belated happy annniversary Ed and Barney.

there’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elliott Smith… Division Day, Big Nothing, Baby Britain - how did the subbie miss these for his Brexit headline?

#6music rancid news editing continues. we all have an opinion on Andy Burnham. certainly 650 MPs do… why the fuck did you pick one who rarely attends Parliament as your sound bite..? Last week’s by- election has pretty much shown that he’ll never be PM, no matter how much you fuel him

only seems like yesterday it was Hot Legs wearing him out…

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j... I’m all for this… “£3 to get in” - some corkers on there, and the World In Motion v Three Lions debate was tedious even back in the 90s. Overlooked Trevor Hockey tho, bloody Mancs

Starmer coming out in a string vest with a knotted hanky on his head “nice bit of weather we’ve been having lately…”

Britain First this morning… £100 train tickets, traipse 400 metres waving a flag, get refused entry at a Caribbean restaurant and *wetherspoons*, fight some other white people… do they wake up thinking “yeah, fucking great day that was: can hardly wait for the next one” #britainfirst

drone shots of the Britain First fascists show approximately 110 people. or ‘not even enough to fill a Wetherspoons’ #birmingham

@localnotail.bsky.social good pic by danielcave_ on twitter

Thelma Barlow 97 today… Wendy Craig 92 today. Dunno what they put in the tea of those Northern actresses in the 70s but it seems many of ‘em are still knocking about

L and I together written to look like a U - classic of the genre

tidal wave of legitimate concerns sweeping the froggy fella into number ten

‘vote for us, we will deport you’ not too successful for Reform then. back to the drawing board.

I haven’t used your site in a decade, just unsubscribe me and stop the insults ya cheeky fuckers

word of advice for ‘young bob’ - did you learn nothing from Dave’Boy’ Green or David ‘Kid’ Jensen - you fucking nob

I guess tomorrow’s headline is ON TOP OF THE WORLD, LOOKING DOWN ON CROATIANS.

these tories… when they have a really bad policy, you can’t just reverse it… it fucks things up for half a century or more. 1) privatisation of elec, gas, water etc 2) brexit 3) gutting the BBC. I’ve got another fifty waiting but you get the picture and are also living them all

dog’s weary expression on waking… “oh gawd, I suppose I’m gonna be a meme now, am I?”

intrigued by this… just to see how much Madonna cribbed off it

something a bit peculiar about the case of child killer claire freemantle. bbc describes her as ‘the woman behind the steering wheel’ of the car that killed. why not ‘the driver’? Also - she asked to sit at a table in the courtroom rather than in the dock and somehow the judge agreed. weird city.

fucking fantastic this chatgpt: asked it a question to save me 15 seconds work and it tells me to fuck off and look it up myself…

pleased to see they’re playing in Blue, Curacao

Interesting report from the railway staff app earlier.

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand