Glad I finally learned how to perfectly wrap gifts this year. It’s easy! Just pull paper to cover the present. For the section of the present that won’t comply, just fold the paper over in any way you can while using copious amount of tape. If it’s messy at least you tried. Hope for da best!

‘KPop Demon Hunters’ surpasses 500 MILLION views on Netflix.

1 hour till cookie party at work!

I stg today is not the day to send me an email

Where do I sign up for a second lobotomy? I think the first one didn’t fully do the trick

Cookie day at the office is tomorrow so I’m going to start taking Lactaid pills now so I can be a gluttonous heathen all day tomorrow

About to try my first Twix ever. Watch this space.

What do you mean Christmas is in 8 days????

Overgymmed my hamstrings yesterday and now I can’t get out of bed. Halp

Can confirm! The Toronto scene is 👩‍🍳 😘

Made it to Friday, but at what cost?

Today I went down 1000 rabbit holes for the sake of quantile regression 😩

Her

I'm at the combination

7.75 hours later, my many pounds of beans are fully cooked and perfect 👌

I’ve been playing video games for 3* years and yet this dang dog keeps beating me 😤

Turkey Day, 2013

Oldie but goodie (circa early November 2025)

Made it to Friday but at what cost?

Overwhelmed by the number of times I have to remake my to-do list because too many new items keep getting added to it and I’m running out of space 😩😩😩

Made it to Friday Halloween but at what cost?

I would have commented sooner on the AWS outage, but I've only just managed to free myself from my $2000 smart bed www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Hey so how much lead do we think is in here?

It’s starting to be sweater weather indoors. And this Cali boy cannot deal.

🚨 NEW: Climate change is already causing 30,000 deaths per year - a global annual economic loss of $100-350B USD - but the true damage is probably 10x higher. Out TODAY in Nature Climate Change: the first systematic look at the science of "health impact attribution" 🔓 www.nature.com/articles/s41...

I’m only on episode 4 of Alien: Earth, but this show is scratching an itch I didn’t even know I had. I love it so much

Made it to Friday but at what cost?

Still thinking about this weekend’s food options

Made it to Friday but at what cost?

One Piece episodes 1136 and 1137 are masterpieces. Both hit me so unbelievably hard 😭

PAPER ACCEPTED AFTER LITERALLY 234 DAYS IN REVIEW

Dats my frand!!!

Zanarkand by Nobuo Uematsu will always be that girl

“TEXAS HOLD ‘EM” by Beyoncé has reached 700 MILLION streams on Spotify. It’s her 9th song to achieve this.

dating Manny Jacinto would fix me

Whose gonna get me two tickets to the Mayhem Ball? Hrmmm?

Soooon! It’ll be published so soon!

Me [crying, throwing up, dehydrated, famished, bleeding out]: I’ve completed my CITI trainings Employer: You have three more CITI trainings to do that we didn’t tell you about

Submitted revisions for 2 separate papers today and omg it nearly killed me

Made it to Friday but at what cost?

Each time a remotely progressive candidate wins office in the US, the rich declare they're going to leave town. What do they actually do? Nothing. A 2016 study found only 0.04% of millionaires move in a given year due to tax increases. Rich people talk to feel important. Please properly tax them.

The word of the day is indicia

Made it to Friday, but at what cost?

$500 for a Switch 2??? how bout i Switch 2 kicking ninendos' ass

Peer reviews came in and they are so positive 🥹

Can confirm this was great!!

Made it to Friday, but at what cost?

Welp

Someone tie me down cuz I’m set present 42 slides tomorrow during an 11-minute talk