I’ve lived in Boston before so today I’ll be rooting for Seattle

I cannot emphasize this enough: 😮‍💨

Who realized at 11:54pm in the middle of tucking themselves into bed that they were supposed to give an hour-long lecture tomorrow and had to scramble to put something together? 🙋‍♀️

Miss Piggy stuns at ‘The Muppet Show’ premiere.

Made it to Friday, but at what cost?

We really don’t give the French enough credit for inventing bread, cheese, and ham. Like, the combination of all three ingredients is so simple and so satisfying.

This looks SOOOOOOO CUUUUTE

It’s a Wonderful Life with Big Naturals ~ and ~ The Return of the King with Big Naturals

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

get in, no time to explain

Putting on 10 jackets to brave the cold and go to the store for a single baguette

FF9 🩷

Made it to Friday, but at what cost?

Saying this while showcasing a basic calculator is why we need more STEM education

This man is my enemy rn

Finally beat this stupid dog!!!!!!

Luffy when he ate too many biscuits on Whole Cake Island

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Well that was a very one-sided lip sync

Vita!!!! 😍🤩

I’ll eat cherries till the day I die!!!

Don’t even think about it!

First day back in the office and BAM! 5 back-to-back meetings from 12-4pm

They’re #1 in the Pokédex for a reason 🙂‍↕️🥰

I was bored on the plane so I watched E.T. for my first time ever and now I’ve been crying for the last 5 minutes in the middle seat. “I’ll be right here” broke me 😭

Alarm just went off and I’ve just realizing that the first order of business at work is an all-hands meeting 😭

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Experiencing intense One Piece withdrawal. Idk how I’m expected to survive three months without new episodes, especially considering how insane the Elbaph arc is in the maga

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

It’s not even New Year’s and stores are already selling Easter merch?? Stop this madness!

There are no uglier sushi rolls than my attempt (left), especially compared to my ex’s (right)

So minor an interaction that it’s not even with a person. But this year, I had dim sum with the Stanley Cup in Toronto

Happy birthday to the one and only @ptklein.com 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

How it feels trying to set up R in VSCode

Yet again, no one explained what Boxing Day was. I guess I’ll just live another year in ignorance until it becomes relevant again.

Glad I finally learned how to perfectly wrap gifts this year. It’s easy! Just pull paper to cover the present. For the section of the present that won’t comply, just fold the paper over in any way you can while using copious amount of tape. If it’s messy at least you tried. Hope for da best!

‘KPop Demon Hunters’ surpasses 500 MILLION views on Netflix.

1 hour till cookie party at work!

I stg today is not the day to send me an email

Where do I sign up for a second lobotomy? I think the first one didn’t fully do the trick

Cookie day at the office is tomorrow so I’m going to start taking Lactaid pills now so I can be a gluttonous heathen all day tomorrow

About to try my first Twix ever. Watch this space.

What do you mean Christmas is in 8 days????

Overgymmed my hamstrings yesterday and now I can’t get out of bed. Halp

Can confirm! The Toronto scene is 👩‍🍳 😘

Made it to Friday, but at what cost?