feels great being literally the very first year to pay £9K a year for uni and having a massive graduate tax (disguised as loan) draining my bank for decades which people six months older than me don't have

Delighted to say I've joined Substack where I'll be mostly writing about, let's be honest, The Simpsons

Just been using my laptop on my lap and have to say, it’s a classic move. Feels right. Can see why it earned the name

Twitter is a great place to see interactions so dumb you couldn’t even dream them

Ralph Fiennes has the greatest range of any working actor, right? Can anyone else be THAT scary and THAT funny?

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

The crazy-making thing about all of this is that there is no need for it, no demand for it, no consent from the civilian populations and, no practical use whatsoever. These people just love war!

kitten don’t throw a blue shell at daddy

I honestly wonder about the long term effects of people offloading all their thinking and mental workload onto AIs. Your brain is a muscle and it will be goo if you refuse to use it

There’s actually very few words that Americans use that British people don’t know, but every single one of them is used by Wordle

The wildest part of this is Onion story is that it was published in 2013 lol

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Well one Aussie reporter has been deliberately shot at and before you say no watch the video

Scroll Deep 🤝 JoJo Siwa in the interview of the century

this is so fun. I'm afraid I need them to make this now

Look I know it’s been said but it’s so on the nose that they’re called ICE. If a YA novel did that we’d all roll our eyes and yet here we are

We’re very rapidly gonna have to deal with people who have cameras built into their glasses that are filming you without telling you

heads up that if you do this, I will simply never remember my password again

Wait I know this one

Never clocked ‘An Ethanol Picture’ until now

As someone who used to get South West Trains to school for years, and then (after it was renamed) get South Western Railway to work for years, I cannot tell you how happy I am to dance on its useless grave now that it’s nationalised. My least favourite company ever. May they cancel trains in hell

I came up with a phrase on Scroll Deep today that might be the best line I’ll ever say

Can anyone confirm this?

I NEED this vest

I couldn't help myself and read an article from one of those right wing outrage comic book websites and this bit really cracked me up:

Unraveling the rise and fall of Vine, this 8-part series explores the app's wild journey from internet sensation to sudden demise. Join @benedicttown.bsky.social as he delves into tales of genius, chaos, and betrayal that shaped today's digital landscape.

On the train. Young girl across from is explaining to her younger sister what 9/11 is (already interesting) and her mum just interjected to tell her ‘it was 2011, not 2001, that’s why it’s called 9/11’

Andor Ep 8 is so good it’s insane

[lenny kravitz voice] american pope!

chicagope

I wish I was as dedicated to anything as wetransfer is to never keeping me signed in

Just finished listening to @scrolldeep.bsky.social ‘s Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World. It was SO captivating. @benedicttown.bsky.social absolutely smashed it out of the park 👏🏽

What a delicious deep dive into the world of Vine. Brilliantly written, researched and presented. @benedicttown.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/v...

Very few TV shows take place ‘in da bungalow’ anymore, due to woke

Under Biden, GTA 6 was coming out in 2025. Trumps owns this delay.

The next three episode of our podcast about Vine are now live!! That’s six episodes you can listen to right now on your podcast platform of choice 👌 vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen

There’s an exact perfect length for men’s shorts. Anything longer or shorter, even by a millimetre, looks bad. The problem is the perfect length is An Unknowable Secret

HARK DAILY: Today's best podcast moments in one playlist, featuring: - @corybooker.com on how Donald Trump ushered in a global crisis @timmiller.bsky.social - The library straddling the U.S. border @rumblestrip.bsky.social - The rise and fall of Vine @benedicttown.bsky.social

(To the tune of ‘Many Men (Wish Death)’ by 50 Cent) Mini Moons

Would a guilty man plead not guilty?? I’ve seen enough, let him go

Are you terminally online? You have to listen to ‘Vine: Six Seconds That Changed the World,’ the new series from @benedicttown.bsky.social & @globalplayer.com which breaks down how the app created the internet as we know it. Listen on Hark Audio: shorturl.at/8Ko8F

Parents love Portrait Mode

It's launch day!!! I can't wait for you to hear this 😊

Vine will rise again 🔥 Listen to 'Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World' right now on @globalplayer.com or wherever you get your podcasts: vine-six-seconds-that.captivate.fm/listen

🎧 Exciting news! I’m thrilled to announce the launch of Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World This brand-new series hosted by @benedicttown.bsky.social tells the untold story about the rise and fall of the app which shaped the internet And it's a bizarre story of genius, chaos and betrayal

but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer

Back to work after a long weekend

this was the best Big Brother eye. No contest

Look I’m no Christian conspiracy guy but surely the ‘Trump is the antichrist’ evidence is mounting up so much even those guys can’t resist it

🇬🇧 in 2025: Fixing this country’s myriad problems: ❌ 😡 Continually attacking 0.5% of the population for simply existing: 🤩 💕