As the UK is falling apart around me, I look to find a place to get a passport photo taken only to find Timpson is charging £13.99. That’s right, £14 for small photo. I usually appreciate and understand the craft in things and their costs but this is a joke.

Been listening to The Paradox band & I’m SO happy I discovered them. Firstly, the fact that they’re the old school pop-punk artist that feel like they’ve come straight out of 2002 but also because of their colour. So happy to see black artists shine (and get helped by Green Day I believe) much love!

Perfume ads.. all make no sense at all. So terrible in fact that I cannot remember a single one.

Hoping that one day soon, we could all agree that Martin Freeman is a national treasure and needs to be knighted. What an incredible actor.

Just finished listening to @scrolldeep.bsky.social ‘s Vine: Six Seconds That Changed The World. It was SO captivating. @benedicttown.bsky.social absolutely smashed it out of the park 👏🏽

My 6yo held up a piece of Lego and said “This looks like the 1x tables on numberblocks. Remember?” I said I don’t remember. So he asked again. I repeated my answer so he threw it at my head and said “you won’t forget now!” He wasn’t wrong.

My son who is SO against swearing that even the word ass sends him into a meltdown, called me a bastard as he pretended to be Gordon Ramsey. I laughed at his joke & reminded him that ‘bastard’ is a swear... He’s now not talking to me. I didn’t tell him off yet still laughing at the impression.

My eldest was playing Fornite when I walked in the room. Deep in gaming-focus, he said, “Dada. I really look up to you.” I cried.

Highlight of my day? The hilarity of watching not one, but SEVEN members of staff at a local leisure centre, try and scoop a tiny turd out of the pool. #ShitDayAtTheOffice

My youngest, 6, said: Dada, I think I know what testicles are for Me: Go on… Youngest: They’re cushions for your willy!

My current annoyance; Instagram videos that say “follow me for part 2”. Nah, I’m good thanks. You’ve lost me.