new tech thing after AI should be love

Never kill yourself

Humanity is extremely behind on face technology. Only a select few have mastered the craft

Couple Welcomes Baby Born From 31-Year-Old Embryo theonion.com/couple-...

Change scares the balls directly off of me

Do you mork up or gork up

My brain is either playing air waves or ruder buster on repeat, either that or I've ceased brain activity and am probably dead

Rick

Bro scratch that my stomach ALREADY hurts. This shit is foul even if it tastes really good

Man I've been eating like shit today, I'm drinking a warhead flavored energy drink then I realize I've been eating cookies and lemonade all day. I'm gonna be so cooked tonight

Found out blood jewelry isn't real 💔 that actually makes a lot of sense when I think about it. Guess I need a different excuse to steal people's blood

Haven't been playing kenshi cuz it's kinda a commitment and I'm doing other things, but then I saw someone mention eyegore and I'm like "heehee wowww funny little pink bug guys waowww ☺️🙂😊😆" so now I kinda wanna play just a lil

Deltarune introduces world's first 2-person throuple #inspiring

John ultrakill during layer 7: so what is this, some kinda War Without Reason?

I don't say warsh instead of wash, but I've heard it so often it doesn't even sound weird. Just rolls off the tongue

Btw my dad is gonna be coming up on like $10k so, that may have a slight effect on my life

The psychological warfare will continue until morale improves

Zohran Mamdani clarify your position on Transnistria, the people of New York City demand an answer

Doing the right thing is never the most profitable #muchtothinkabout

Crazy that I have a save on day 42 that mostly makes its money from cannibal hunting, where I usually make a few thousand from fighting a bunch then having to rest up, meanwhile I can have 1 guy run around drug smuggling and tech hunting, and he makes 60k in like 5 days

not to stomp on anyone's fun but I really feel like Actually Having A Sister is like the ultimate vaccine against siscon brainworms not because it Feels Weird or whatever but because I cannot suspend my belief about the phrase "little sis" long enough to get horny. nobody says that!!!

Can anyone recommend some unhealthy habits/coping methods to pick up in order to externalize my inner turmoil

I'm not very confident in deflecting most things, but God DAMN this bitch can deflect a crucible knight. I'm good for fighting those if nothing else

Elden Ring Nightreign shenanigans with Executor with @peeve.bsky.social and @jmnthem.bsky.social Peeve has a no hud clip from his angle as well.

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I now have no less than two(2) small capsules containing the ashes of a loved one stored within my dresser

They're waging war on your heart and your soul in the qrts. They're assaulting you mentally in the qrts. The qrts are rending you apart internally

has anyone else noticed that huge red healthbar that appeared at the top of their HUD today?

Btw if you need an update I'm in my "tiny baby kittens dying horrifically in droves" arc

Human character btw

200+ gb cleared from my pc

*cough laughs*

Outlet blew up while I was asleep :) imagine someone setting off a small firework in your room near your bed

people used to say "not everyone you hate is a nazi" but a lot of people i hate are showing themselves to be nazies these days

A lot of people have convinced themselves that what's preventing radical activism in the US is that we're uniquely repressed and impoverished, when it's exactly the opposite. It's all cargo cult politics, we're in an age of trying to act out the past in an effort to revive it by sympathetic magic.

Promised 7/10 Midahn

Sorry

Wait I'm too much of a bitch to try fascism so I didn't know that, that's actually so funny

Dude it's so hard to play minecraft for an extended period, once I stop for a minute it's hard to start back up, but also I need to actually use my brain before I start building esp with no worldedit

"Guys stop giving Trump attention for throwing babies into woodchippers! Its very obviously a distraction from him putting puppies into meat grinders!"

you can just do things. if a thing is scary, do it scared

has anyone tried calling him Elongated Muskrat? that might put an end to this

useless faggot

Antifa stickers spotted in Upstate New York

I think I can finally explain myself without sounding like a dumb gay idiot

i want to kiss every girl in the world