Atlassian will start using customer data to train AI starting August 17, 2026 www.atlassian.com/trust/ai/dat...

The application has remained stable since approximately 9 PM PDT, April 16 despite ongoing Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attacks. We have not seen any evidence of unauthorized access to private user data. We will provide a further update by end of day.

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

This video of a Ukrainian Yak-52 crew taking down drones with a shotgun is incredible, but the music is deeply, and profoundly inappropriate. There was really only one option. So I've fixed it.

Finance ministers and top bankers raise serious concerns about Mythos AI model www.bbc.com/news/article...

"Day 062, orbit 0963 – DYK we get 16 sunrises/sunsets every day as we orbit Earth? They come & go quickly, but the colours are so intense! This billowing cloud, captured at sunset, stood out w/ its incredible shades of orange", says @esa.int astronaut Sophie Adenot. 📷 NASA/ESA – S. Adenot #εpsilon

NASA will support @esa.int's Rosalind Franklin mission. Scheduled to launch in 2028, our Mars rover will be the first ever to drill up to two metres below the Red Planet's surface, searching for signs of past or present life on Mars 🔴 go.nasa.gov/4vAIeX1

“Analysis suggests that despite heavy attrition to its navy, Iran still retains upward of 80% to 90% of its small boats and mine-layers and could therefore lay more mines if the conflict continues.” www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

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Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

Make It Myself xkcd.com/3233/

I try to use LLMs to revise my stuff and it strips out all the quirky awkward spice of human writing set in its ways. It's fuggin horrible.

Seeking connection’: the video game where players stopped shooting and started talking www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a...

Sex and drugs and poisoned champagne: 90 years on, we can finally see Joan Crawford’s wildest film www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ap...

“A collapse would shift the tropical rainfall belt on which many millions of people rely to grow their food, plunge western Europe into extreme cold winters and summer droughts, and add 50-100cm to already rising sea levels around the Atlantic.” www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Astronomers have discovered two supermassive black holes that seem headed for an imminent collision. These two black holes are so close that they could merge in just 100 years. And their radiation & jets changed dramatically over the course of a few days. 🧪🔭 www.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de/pressrelease...

Lost in the reporting about Pete Hesgeth mistaking a Pulp Fiction quote for Bible verse is that Tarantino lifted it from a Japanese movie: Karate Kiba (The Bodyguard), starring Sonny Chiba. youtu.be/8LYT4JC2dd4?...

Now that I finally have both jump jets and the grappling arm for my Prawn suit, I am flying trough the underground caverns like I am Spiderman. It's pretty sweet :) #Subnautica

An exciting astronomy milestone was hit last night, as DESI completed its original 5-year survey mapping 40 million galaxies in the night sky! DESI continues operation, now aiming for an 8-year survey and ~60 million galaxies. 🔭🧪 #cosmology newscenter.lbl.gov/2026/04/15/d...

Big fan of the slinky spring - @astrokatie.com style www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GC8...

What's happening?

Countdown Standard xkcd.com/3232/

Ace Attorney and the Nine Tails of Justice! Court is in session on case 2! twitch.tv/imironwolf

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1946

i'm so DISTRESSED at being NOT THE BEST / though my accidental rhymes still pass the TEST www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Mars Express has captured a blanket of dark ash creeping across the Red Planet. It has spread hundreds of kilometres in less than 50 years. 🔭 🧪 #planetsci 1/4

No we aren't doing that 🚨BREAKING shit on Bluesky instant ban

Why is the sky blue? Watch the latest What If? video in collaboration with @minuteearth.bsky.social! youtube.com/shorts/oLoxd...

The Masked Mouse.

Nintendo Switch-Chan's Direct

Did the Artemis II mission get you excited about humanity’s quest for the stars? Follow this astronomy feed, which highlights some of Bluesky’s best posts on our fascinating universe: bsky.app/profile/emil...

📣NEW EPISODE📣 🗡️DAWN OF THE SAMURAI: JAPAN'S GREATEST WARRIOR🗡️ Tom and Dominic discuss: 🤔 Who was the greatest samurai of all time? 🇯🇵 The most brutal civil war in Japan's history 👑 The holy origins of the status of the emperor

Dutch, mathematician, astronomer, physicist, Christiaan Huygens, was born 14 April 1629 #histsci thonyc.wordpress.com/2016/04/14/t...

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"check your phone to finish signing in" do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get off my phone and on the computer just now

I genuinely love this. Astronauts, like kids, know that you do not leave your stuffies behind.

Boo Murder! existentialcomics.com/comic/650

it's always good to make new friends! qwantz.com/index.php?co...

I'm back! Sleeping a bit better so I feel up to some mystery with Apollo Justice 2! twitch.tv/imironwolf

RECON SHELL // YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE youtu.be/6q2A6PLiNMs

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

With 98% votes counted, Tisza is projected to have 138 seats in the new 199-seat Hungarian parliament, compared to Fidesz’s 55, and the far-right Mi Hazank party’s 6. This is great news for EU, with two-thirds majority Peter Magyar can undo the damage to democracy by 16 years of Viktor Orbán rule

You see, it’s a double negative. If Iran closes it and then we blockade it, it’s open.

Iran: We will blockade the straits of Hormuz if you attack us. Donald: No, WE will blockade the straits of Hormuz unless you surrender to us. Iran: Ok. That might save us some trouble tbh.