Hail? On March the 2nd? I see we are just skipping Autumn all together and going straight to Winter. Rules don't exist anymore.

me choosing the saddest looking plant in the clearance section of the garden store

the emos are swarming the local mall to see the Twenty One Pilots concert film, and I am so here for it

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1804

my ginger cat is ginger cat-ing

just got word that the Barkley Marathon started today, and after learning about it and watching the documentary last year I am PUMPED

RIP to the people who got front row seats for the Superbowl but end up being directly behind the Green Day stage and unable to see their set at all

nothing like an #eqnz to activate the chronically online New Zealanders

WHAT CATHERINE O'HARA NO

Bridgerton just makes me feel all cosy and soft and lovey, I'm so happy it's back

"we kiss, we cuddle... yet we aren't dapping each other up, what's up with that?" - my fiancé of 12 years

I am genuinely so confused by these new UK entry rules. My Dad is English and lives in NZ but only has English citizenship/passport, I was born in NZ and only have NZ citizenship/passport. We are going to England in May. Do I need to do anything?

my heart is breaking as I watch how the weather from the past few days is destroying my hometown, the landslides in Mt Maunganui and Pāpāmoa causing so much damage and taking lives with some people still unaccounted for

watching all the people walking to the stadium to see Ed Sheeran tonight and not at all jealous that their favourite artist not only loves coming to New Zealand but can also afford to do so 🙃

I bought a RGB light for when I have bubble baths and it really has upped the experience immensely

when I've got a stall at a market and it is too crowded to go look at other stalls, I like to open up Instagram and look at everyone's posts of their stalls as a way to browse then I run out and make my quick purchases - it's giving Women in STEM

I'm at a Stationery Festival in a little village today and the entire town is full of girliepops - I have found my people

celebrating new years eve in your 30s looks like inviting people over at 11am and kicking them out by 7pm so I can go to bed at a normal time

every year I try to commit to watching Zoe Sugg's Vlogmas the day they come out but every year it gets to Christmas day and I am only halfway through the series - it just feels so odd seeing them all festive when it's basically January

second night in a row that I have fallen asleep on the couch at 7pm - that's just the liminal time between Christmas and New Years

when the Christmas meal is so good it takes on a lot of height in order to fit everything on it

if you're not hand-polishing your late-grandmother's silverwear the night before hosting Christmas, what are you even doing (you're acting normal, I assume)

Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Update: I'm a genius 🥛🍫🥞

I have a craving for pancakes but there's no normal milk in the fridge - there is however chocolate milk and mama didn't raise a quitter

the way that the first episode of the #TaylorSwift docuseries The End of an Era goes into so much detail on so many things, I would genuinely be satisfied with just that, but we get more?!!! I can't wait to watch the whole series and see what else is discussed

so we all think that Taylor Swift is dropping the Reputation and Debut vault tracks tomorrow, right?

I'm looking at booking a bunch of touristy stuff for my family trip to #England next year and want to do one of the hop-on/hop-off busses to get to all the basic #London landmarks - I'm overwhelmed with options, are they all the same or is there any to aim for or avoid??

shout out to the divas who just drove past my house with Jesse McCartney's Beautiful Soul blasting full volume out of their car

devestating to see at a local market that someone selling art prints left the bleed and crop marks on all their stock

just realised that this time last year I was in hospital with whooping cough and goddamn how awful that was, being unable to breathe is terrifying y'all

absolutely gutted to share that as soon as I recovered from being quite ill last week I immediately started having awful hayfever and now I am on the verge of being ill again??? when will it end??!!

it's one of my favourite times of the year - watching all the lovely rich influencers do the Angel Tree gifting, buying heaps of toys and clothes for all these children. Some of them go over and over again, and I just love seeing people making a difference to others' lives

COMPUTER TIP: PNG stands for Penis Not Good

when people say that cat's don't smile, I will just have to send them this

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

this actually goes so hard

A visual summary of inequality. Cartoon from last year. #wealth #poverty #inequality

I bought some new glass containers for all my baking ingredients to replace the broken and unsealable plastic containers - I couldn't be happier, have I reached peak adulthood??

shout out to Hutt City Council for doing their seasonal flowerbed refresh and letting people come take the old flowers - I just scored mtself a bunch of forget-me-nots

I have been fiending the Regina George x Rodrick Heffley fanedits that have been filling up my tiktokt fyp lately - the heart simply yearns for cross-fandom ships

it was rubbish day today, so I have been watching on my security cameras my bins blow across my driveway with the 130km/h winds - but I have just seen that someone has sat them upright at my front door 🥹

the 130km/h winds lifted up my greenhouse, smashed all my seedlings, and dropped the metal structure directly on my head as I tried to tidy it all up before leaving for work - in case you're wondering how my day is going

highly recommend stopping for a huge bowl of fries between going to Kmart and going to Pak'n'Save to reduce the overstimulation

why someone decided to hide a #geocache on the outskirts of a military base is beyond me, I already look suspicious geocaching and now I look like I am going to commit treason

I actually just farted, sorry for freaking y'all out

decided to watch the 2003 movie masterpiece Holes today - but it did not cross my mind when I went to download it how many ~other films~ have the same name 🫣