Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

the best distillation of my parent's relationship is the my mom decided that my dad would like keeping bees one day for his birthday and bought him a whole two full hives of bees and the bee suit for his birthday. he had never previously expressed any interested in keeping bees before. it worked tho

spent like 3 hours trying to figure out how to integrate csc(2x) ama

it's crazy how bilewater, the most vile and awful area in silksong, has easily the best music in the game for me. it reminds me of the agniratha night theme from XCDE

I really wanna make video guides n shit for hades 2 when it comes out but i just don't have the time for that. i haven't been working on projectiles 101 since the last video, and while i hope to change that soon it still goes to show how much less time i have now lol

#compsplatoon hi everyone! You might not know me, but ever since I’ve gotten into comp splatoon, I’ve always wanted a LAN here in my home city of Nashville! Riptide has motivated me to potentially start one next year! But 1st I need to get an idea on how many would show up? forms.gle/bFvM12E48Pxb...

Customer: MY NAME IS BOBBY AND THIS IS MY NICK NAME. DMV: BOOBY, SEXUAL Verdict: DENIED

holy shit do i have to look into moving to another social media site already

Rough news coming out today + an update on Big Dapple BrookLAN was the venue that we called home for many of our Splatoon events over the years. We are very grateful to have been able to work alongside their team to have us host Splatoon events there. They will be missed dearly.

#splcensus #compsplatoon #splatoon Day 2! This time on queer identity within the Splatoon community By far one of the more staggering findings from it for me personally. We are curious to see how this compares to other communities. again, chart by the amazing @zapfisk.splstrong.com

I signed the Harper's letter to show I was brave enough to stand up to the left on free speech. But I've decided that I'm not brave enough to stand up to the right about it.

trans rights

Okay fuck it I'll bite and say what I think is the problem with silksong's difficulty and its combat as a whole Double damage is a problem not because it makes the fights too hard but because it makes the fights end too fast if you aren't used to the boss patterns yet.

irregular reminder that trans rights are human rights

very interesting how divs 4 and 10 have a much wider distribution from other divs

#splcensus #compsplatoon #splatoon The first of hopefully many posts on data from the Splatoon Community Census! Shown is a chart of players LUTI div from the most recent season, compared with their X power, showing a pretty linear correlation Chart by the wonderful @zapfisk.splstrong.com

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

I HATE what the internet did to the word “goon.” What the hell am I supposed to call my henchmen now

NEW YORKERS- Did you see that Attorney General Letitia James released proposed rules yesterday that would force social media platforms to require age verification? Would be awesome if the public comments section was jam packed with “don’t” 👀 subscriber.politicopro.com/article/2025...

i can never memorize the quadratic formula and i hate it

Making a Nickelodeon piracy site called Zimm’s Lair

Only queer goth bitches play hedit

Eric Adams just installed 200 of these in central park

Just got the photos back from my wedding this past weekend <3 Thank you to everyone that showed up and wished us well in this next step into our future 💍❤️

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

added a few more servers. had to take this screenshot at 30% zoom btw 🤭 Tried my best with additional LAN suggestions, still open to feedback especially outside the US. And let me know if your LAN has a youtube/twitch channel! scrolls.tessaract.gay/pages/sites/... #splatoon #complsplatoon

Hey Canadian friends, let's sign this petition!! It takes less than 2 minutes and is an official thing you can do 💪 For context, Canada's C-2 bill paves the way for the US gov't to access Canada's private civilian data based on "security of the border", and "other security measures". It's bad!

silksong and hades 2 1.0 in the same month i am so eating

developing healthy local scenes is much more important for Splatoon than getting our majors as big as possible imo

Finished silksong, finally

I saw these prices and went "damn that's pretty reasonable for nintendo" then read the quotes and remembered that what is reasonable for nintendo is definitely not for everyone else

oh this is gonna be a nothing direct if they're leading with mario movie

The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures. This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

genuinely shocked i have not seen one "git gud" joke about silksong so far

For reasons I’m unclear on, Gummitch likes to drop toys in my shoe and then try to get them out again. (In this case it was a little cardboard tube from a roll of the poop bags we use, but he does it with his rattle mice too)

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

Post Riptide fever is hitting so we want to bring some good news for y’all about our next LAN event. We are awaiting venue availability for the next Big Dapple. Tentative dates are Saturday Nov. 1st or Dec. 6th. We will keep you updated! Enjoy your night!

practicing restraint in not playing silksong because otherwise I would be playing it way too late

irregular reminder that trans rights are human rights

goin through it #splatoonstruggletweets #highdivsplatoon

If cross sex hormone changes were as easy as some fragile men believe it is, we'd have so much more trans people AND cis people transitioning, a lot of them by accident.

There is, as of right now, no coverage of this protest on the WaPo website or in their @washingtonpost.com feed. So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.

Small little unlisted simulations video for all of the shooters that got their projectiles changed in 10.1.0

I can tap across the Tappan Zee …

feels like a good time to start silksong

Not gonna work on the updated simulations today, I'm crashing from the work I did to finish up the roller vid and now I have school to contend with. and silksong, when I feel like it (and steam lets me actually fucking buy it)

THEY MADE IT WORSE (green = vshot, red = gal (10.0), yellow = gal (10.1))