Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*

For your consideration

“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation

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thank you nintendo for announcing patch notes weeks in advance before i drop the next projectiles 101 which is nearing completion

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

For those who need a quick primer, here's an introduction to FOPs by @interruptcrim.bsky.social - www.interruptingcriminalization.com/resources-al...

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What's that behind your back, Shot-chan? #compslatoon #splatoonfanart #splatoon3

a byproduct of @nep2ne-tv.bsky.social and his one and only

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

i think my calling in life is to have hear me outs that scare people. for example, eyerok from mario 64

Walking out of the office to check my phone and then seeing that ICE killed someone was a trip

saw this uplifting story and thought of you

Game of the YOU

seals: cute. dependable. not hiding anything from you. will not betray your trust. sea lions: mischievous. not to be trusted. do not approach.

they couldn't possibly make the platform even worse right

We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse. This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares. Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…

The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me

Starting tomorrow, the Trump administration is set to send notices to 1,000 student loan borrowers (first round) noticing them of an intent to garnish their wages for student loan debt. This is cruel and unnecessary. If you receive a notice, send it to us and we'll try to help.

My experience returning to the game after multi-week breaks every time: Game 1: I am a bot. I lost all talent. I am doomed. Game 2: I remember what a controller is. Game 3: I am seeing timelines I've never seen before. My mind is clear. I am the best to ever do it. Games 4+: *Back to normal*

It's Their Time

heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞

Personally I'm counting on the Great Pumpkin to fix this

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Hard to process this attack on Venezuela. The greatest political lesson of my youth, one that was hammered home to us all over nearly twenty years, was that the U.S. should stop engaging in regime change and oil wars. And yet, here we are again.

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100% assim hoje

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

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what the fuck are they doing

hi i cracked my skull open on a coffee table when i was a toddler

introduce yourself with what almost killed you hi, i'm the atlantic ocean after an idiot father dropped their 5 year old kid, who wasn't wearing a life vest and couldn't swim, into the water somewhere around 100 meters from the shore also i nearly choked to death on an ice cube once

Delete X. Get rid of it. The entire existence of that company has become an obscenity.

Obsessed with the idea we socially engineered the purpose out of certain personality types People with ADHD were hunters. Simps were knights fighting with the lifelong dream of a kiss on the cheek from his noblewoman. Night owls protected the pack while everyone else slept. Things like that

These games will be a decade old next year ok goodnight

my 2025 year in review

my brain is so rotted