I was getting tacos in LA, from a truck on the road, back in 2003 or so. Standing behind me was Kiefer Sutherland. He's shorter that you'd imagine.

I ran into a Biggest Loser winner at my local bar, and he was a pretty nice guy. I bought him a beer. He bought me one back. That's all.

“Don’t make it sound so bad. Relax, guy. You just need a rest.”

Someone figure out how to get Paul Sparks and Tim Robinson in a movie together. Watching #TheLowdown and #TheChairCompany back to back made it clear there is a movie to be seen here... Brothers, one a serious guy and the other... Tim Robinson.

Apparently I need a membership to a men's shirt company. (I thought we were gonna get a Dan Flashes reference). #TheChairCompany

If anyone was wondering who The Chair Company was made for... It's me. It was made for me. #TheChairCompany

I would watch 2 hours straight if Tim Robinson and Connor O'Malley shouting at each other. #ITYSL #Friendship

Listened to "The Daily"... Depressing shit. Looking forward to the straight white men in F150s and wraparound shades getting those advanced degrees and curing brain cancer for us now that we've refunded the studies being done by disabled folks and minorities. #NYT #TheDaily #WeAreFucked

Samesies

"Haha, I'm still young" I say as I wake up to pee for the 2nd time of the night.

Civil War 2: Much Dumberer

@geauxgabrielle.bsky.social Caught this from a relative on Facebook.. you're like, mainstream now.

Just wrapped up #therehearsal and I'm definitely gonna have to see the bottom line on how much of HBOs fucking money he blew on this.

@jowrotethis.bsky.social Fucking hell... I'm locked in for your 14 hour podcast this week. Greatest hero walk of all time? They did a lot of behind walks, this was was head on and it was amazing. And fuck Tony Gilroy for that last scene. I was already broken. Then ended me forever.

Kleya is a real one.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social you'll never be this good.

@jowrotethis.bsky.social I'm dying over here. I realize editing a 14 hour podcast down to an easy 8 hour listen is time consuming... But I'm refreshing my podcast app like I'm Cyril's mom looking for updates from the Ghorman Massacre.

@jowrotethis.bsky.social Just finished 7-8... Holy fucking shit. They handled that massacre so fucking well. Goddamn.

I'm starting to truly believe the real "show" of The Rehearsal, that we'll see later on is how much of HBOs money he can fucking waste. That giant room was insane.

@jowrotethis.bsky.social I am loving #Andor, but I would watch 40 hours of Cyril and Dedra staring jaw clenching orgasms into each other.

At some point of every episode of TV Nathan Felder does, I just blurt out a gasp, when I inevitably realize how far this psycho has taken the bit... This time it was when his actor followed the pilot on his flight, and then to the hotel room. #TheRehearsal

Van Hollen says that he asked the VP of El Salvador why his government continues to hold Abrego Garcia even though he’s not charged with any crime and there’s no evidence that he’s MS-13. “His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

@samreich.bsky.social @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social just saw this weeks episode and holy shit, @vicmmic.bsky.social raised the bar for everyone here. Absolutely the most bonkers appearance yet. Chaos. Pure chaos.

@jonfavs.bsky.social Whodthunkit that being raised by a ghouls would result in craving attention and affection?

I heard Elon's kid tell Donald to go away.* x.com/RightWingCop... *Some of the things I say will be incorrect, and should be corrected... Nobody bats 1.000

There is really nothing more enjoyable than listening to Paula Poundstone shit on @jonlovett.bsky.social and be a general chaos agent on the pod.

Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran

@amybrown.xyz @anylaurie16.bsky.social This is one of those kill 2 birds situations...

Trent just ghosted his man on that... Fuckin hell. #LFC

Trent is EVERYWHERE #LFC

Yeah I'm religious, I believe in the holy Trinity

Is there no English language broadcast of this game in the US? #LFC

So, are there any TV show #RECAPS that aren't written and voice overed by AI anymore? Because the only ones I can find for Lioness are, and they SUCK.

Who's the color on NBC/USA feed? Does he not have eyes? The replay clearly showed his knee buckling, and he's 6'7" and burly, bro. Knees don't like that combo. Questioning his heart, fuck off. #LFC

What's up with #Feeds? I'm following a Liverpool FC feed, when I found it it had like 15 skeets a minute since 10min prior to the match starting. Now that I have it pinned no updates... Am I doing it wrong?

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social We need a dropout starter pack :-)

Trying to re-enroll for health care for 2025 in Georgia. I'm 10min from giving up and just rolling the dice w dying. It's be preferable to trying to talk to one more health care "customer service" person.

This feels right for a first post.