This sucks! Well, here's what I was going to wear to the Correspondents' Dinner before MAGA FAKED another "ASSASSINATION"

Hmmm

Siri, show me the dumbest possible version of “never let a good crisis go to waste.”

Get a load of this. #WHCD #Fake

Is it my imagination, or did the security detail move out of the alleged shooter's path? Is this protocol? #WHCD Why was it so damn important to mention the alleged shooter was from California? What IS this?

OMFG, this is a g*ddamned campaign maneuver. FAKE. #WHCD "I'm honored to be a target." WTF?

Oh, and he liked the press coverage. 🙄 #WHCD

It was an excuse to extol the benefits of his damn ballroom. 🙄 #WHCD

Yes but how did the magician's set go?

And the journos are sticking around to finish their drinks and rubbery food. What a bunch of BS. #WHCD

Is this another set-up? #WHCD 🤬

How's that rightward drift going, @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy ? 🤣 #BariWeiss Tony Dokoupil Is Still Eating Shit, Even If No One’s Watching | Defector share.google/6M24oGjuRyi5...

A reminder that ICE are still terrorizing innocent people. #ICESucks

NOT AI. #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends How a White House photo obscured an elite women’s tennis team – video www.theguardian.com/us-news/vide...

Meanwhile, the Chinese are busily handing us our 🍑es. #America250 #BoycottUSA

Behold! The King's diplomatic negotiating team! "WE HAVE ALL THE CARDS!" (Credit: @RapidResponse47)

A friendly reminder that the USA lost the #IranWar 56 days ago. #OperationEpsteinFury #Iran #TrumpSucks Talks Stumble As Iran's Top Diplomat Leaves Pakistan And Trump Says He Told Envoys Not To Go www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-ml-...

#KashTheAlkie 😆 #KashPatel Kash Patel has admitted to alcohol-related crimes, report reveals, as Trump stands by FBI director | The Independent share.google/voVSGXSKOv11...

FYI: @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social account has been restored. 👏

Because of Trump and Republicans, the average American family is spending an additional $5,000 this year: - More than $2,500 in Trump tariffs - $740 in higher gas prices - $310 in additional grocery costs - And $1,500 in health insurance premium increases

We can complain and protest all we want, but in the end, Trump is a billionaire with a semi-private army at his disposal, and a jet plane to take him golfing. He gets to do what he wants; we get to go to our double shift at work to pay for a half-tank of gas. #EpsteinClass

The MSM should boycott this event, but they won't. They all want to witness the Trump Fecal Festival. #America250 #BoycottUSA

Just another day in the Golden Age! 😃 #TrumpSucks #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends

1:13-2:43: Does fat lines of Adderall-Benzo Eight Balls; dances to loop of "YMCA" #TrumpSucks #EpsteinClass

Although she probably won't be the nominee, and she made a huge mistake by yelling at her staff member on camera, I'll never get tired of watching @katieporterca.bsky.social take a giant 💩 on that dumb oligarch punk, #JamieDimon. 😆 #EatTheRich #EpsteinClass

The way Donald Trump's family is cashing in on Trump's war and their special access is not exactly subtle. Who do they think they're fooling with their denials of a conflict of interest? youtu.be/4BK52MGI5tg

Sure, America’s credibility is damaged. But the bigger story is this: Trump’s war is turning one conflict into a global economic and humanitarian shock. Energy shortages. Food disruption. Inflation. Political unrest. This is how empires crumble. Remember that.

And he's the Antichrist. #TrumpSucks #TrumpIsATraitor #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/o...

Dear America: Get used to PAIN. #IranWar #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends #TrumpDidThis

A little reminder of who Trump actually works for. Keep pushing up that crude price, Donnie! The sky's the limit! #TrumpIsATraitor #RussiaSucks #SlavaUkraini

We're going nowhere. #Iran #IranWar #TrumpDidThis

Now THIS is a Presidential portrait. #AOC

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Is Trump using a Native tribe to acquire The Presidio, and turn it into an exclusive hotel and casino, run by the Ohlone? Only Roger "Dirty Trickster" Stone knows for sure. Trump ally Roger Stone hired to lobby for Bay Area tribe seeking control of #Presidio www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/p...

Not a teaspoon of sympathy. None. Zero. #SlavaUkraini 👊🏾💥🇺🇦 #RussiaSucks

So, the ceasefire was extended, but the Strait of Hormuz is still effectively closed....🤔 #TACO #TrumpSucks

This is free to read version. as.ft.com/r/fe9a9b7f-5...

It's not about keeping men out of women's sport; it's about discouraging women from competing at all. Olympic ban of transgender women an overly simplistic decision with vast consequences www.sfchronicle.com/sports/annki...

Trump did this 👇🏽

"Zelensky has set a target of 50,0000 Russian casualties per month—a rate at which they expect that Russia will have so much trouble reconstituting its forces that it will lose the ability to continue to fight." #SlavaUkraini 👊🏾💥🇺🇦 Ukraine’s Second Miracle Year open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

Meta just paid the lowest effective federal tax rate in its history. Thanks to tax breaks and loopholes, it avoided $13.7B in 2025 federal income taxes. But now it's planning to lay off 10% of its global workforce (8,000 people) by May 20 — with more job cuts later this year. Trickle down hoax.

Urals crude must remain at $100 or above the rest of this year for Russia to survive. Guess what Donnie Dumb-Dumb's next moves will be. #TrumpSucks #PutinSucks #RussiaSucks #IranWar

Everyone, the juvenile, broken-record blathering of President Donald J. Trump. #TrumpSucks #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends #IranWar #OperationEpsteinFury youtu.be/rRcpboopf-M?...

Timeline Cleanse 🥰

Make it make sense.

If you think your local grocery store is a "food museum" now, this is what awaits us...! #TrumpTax #TrumpDidThis #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends youtu.be/b98VuUQis00?...

"Hope isn't a plan, and nostalgia is not a strategy." Wow, we suck. 😕 #BoycottUSA #America250 Canada's PM: Ties With U.S. Are A Weakness That Must Be Corrected www.huffpost.com/entry/mark-c...