lol

Went to the Loan Department and nobody knew you, but they all said you’re approved

Fuck you Br*ts!

lol, lads and I agreed to go back to steam chat

Stubborn holiday weight gain is in fact, stubborn.

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?

you could post this literally every day but

The piss tank on the ISS is now 14% full.

wetdream

Achtung-tied. @theonion.com

I’ll see yall next year ✨

a very meowy christmas for all who celebrate!

2000s sim date flash game

nah this is a rare trump dub. We need to embrace nuclear energy.

#deltarune #krusie let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude 💍🤜🤛

Cheap, Clean Natural Gas: Earth's One Good Feature - Horrifying Planet

its rather cold

She accidentally turned into a werewolf and knocked him down, what should he do?

Our new favorite analog horror series:

slight overreaction

bad advice

Words hurt. Don't be a bully.

Vinny's good at RP

Haven’t seen this posted yet on here. It’s tradition now

Iunno anymore

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

"Regret"

I don't smoke often but a Newport + Rainy morning is peak :3

Good morning!

They're pissbating on Twitter

Customer: yelling in Spanish, possibly cussing me out Me, not understanding a word they're saying: ...Que? :3

HORRIBLE TAGLINE

puts a demon on ur timeline

Every white guy is about to go nuts... including me, I'm hyped :3

Firefox is neat.

New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in Hell hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working

Amazing

i don’t know if rowlf singing “what a wonderful world” to a sleeping puppy is soothing or lie-on-the-floor-and-sob heartbreaking. maybe it’s both. i think I needed both.