i get no respect at all!!!!!!

this video was too steamy for instagram but if you like the vibe and maybe also weird horny movie podcasts you should definitely check out @amityvilleville.bsky.social, the show where i spend most of the time telling @agoldman.bsky.social how badly i want various haunted objects to murder my vagina

this video was too steamy for instagram but if you like the vibe and maybe also weird horny movie podcasts you should definitely check out @amityvilleville.bsky.social, the show where i spend most of the time telling @agoldman.bsky.social how badly i want various haunted objects to murder my vagina

The @amityvilleville.bsky.social podcast is starting to be primarily about what objects and people in amityville movies were sexually attracted to. But I have definitely listened to podcasts with thinner premises. Banger episode up, check it out

All the smart smarties out there keep telling me that it makes a big difference for @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social if you rate and review it on Apple Podcasts. So if you listen to the show and use Apple Podcasts could you rate and review? And maybe @amityvilleville.bsky.social while you’re at it? ♥️ 👀♥️👀♥️

This week on Amityvilleville, the horror becomes a demolitions specialist.

rly abnormal amount of hailing happening this spring, probably fine right

An important message from Dr. Spookyman about my new podcast @amityvilleville.bsky.social

Come for Lori Laughlin’s ghost parent trapping her skeptic mom and dad. Stay for sapphic Meg Ryan.

Between the unsettling amount of brother-sister lovemaking, the resurgence of the fly motif and the upsetting number of domestic violence incidents at play in 1982's 'Amityville 2: The Possession,' @agoldman.bsky.social and I really had our work cut out for us in episode 2 of Amityvilleville.

Amityvilleville episode one just dropped! Highlights include honey-smeared bald priest heads, James Brolin looking hot, frenzied and wild-eyed, pigtails and schoolgirl outfits on grown ass women and Alex Goldman's shocking coming out (of the birth canal) story. You don't wanna miss this one, folks!!

help my best friend’s mom was drunk at an airport bar and added me to a group chat with a man she met there who she wants to set me up with and now they won’t stop texting me

Just wanted to remind everyone of this terrible folly that premieres Friday. I just watched Amityville 8 and I’m already struggling. We only have 83 to go. Look for “amityvilleville” on your podcast app of choice

i’m the friend caroline and i’m VERY excited about watching the amityville vibrator 🙂‍↕️

i’m like if a beautiful girl was really cozy and loved her bed a lot

literally bought a one way ticket to portugal so yeah you could say i’m “fine”

if u can’t sleep throw on a youtube playlist of technical deep dives into the engineering issues behind the oceangate titan implosion. idk man there’s just something so cozy about falling asleep to a british guy dryly explaining the mechanics behind the violent death of several billionaires 🥰

started using my twitter account just to troll on all the fascists who populate that app and honestly it’s such a beautiful use of my time and energy

damn i hate it when i’m right

Doing Well why do you ask

i hate to be alarmist but i quite literally couldn’t sleep last night bc the vibes in this country are so rancid. i fear there is not enough xanax in the world to get me through whatever fresh hell this next week entails.

can one of them hurry up the suspense is killing me

it’s honestly insane how elon musk took something i was hopelessly addicted to and made it so unappealing that the addiction went away within months of him taking over. thank u elon musk for sucking so hard i had to touch grass

follow me on red note/little red book/whatever the kids are calling it im here for it. genuinely only took about a half hour of scrolling for me to forget i wasn’t on tiktok

Saw this in my recommendations and all I could think of was this tumblr post

"yeah it's pricy but this is the one thing i really spend money on" - me about everything

the way the youtube algo is like expertly designed to redpill is diabolical. every niche interest from ghost hunting to beauty drama leads back to some guy sitting in front of video games and action figures acting outraged about something he doesn’t understand that has no effect on his life lol

actual footage from the peak of my life

do they not realize killing him will literally start a revolution like come on i just want to chill i don’t need to live through the collapse of an empire…. i’m sooo good on that thanks

why did i just watch a 10 minute analysis of the wicked movie from ben shapiro and also why is he kinda cooking… he needs to give up right wing grifting, embrace his blatant bisexuality and do a complete pivot into musical theater commentary bc it’s clearly his true passion and i’m being so serious

can’t believe americans were so right about us being the main character country in the alien invasion. the world called us self absorbed but now there are aliens in new jersey of all places… really makes u think

idk i actually think it’s bad how much of US foreign policy is based on trying to make the book of revelation come true…. like call me crazy but i’m actually pro not ushering in the apocalypse

i’m confused as to why he was showing anyone at mcdonald’s his id are they doing the taco bell cantina thing now…. can we get spiked mcdonald’s cokes??? this changes everything

everyone of all political affiliations on every social media platform today:

“you’re not ugly, you have cortisol face!!” so close! i’m actually just not ugly

a beautiful redhead model who i’ve been obsessed with for years just popped up on a dating app and the gut punch i got when she was not an immediate match is worse than any heartbreak i could imagine

what is donald trump’s plan to get us spotify wrapped on time in 2025

just hit my annoying loud cat with a silent generation ass insult. i really said “cats should be seen and not heard” lmfao. she better think twice about meowing in my ear at 4 am again bc god knows what i’ll come up with next

spent some time on twitter for the first time in a few weeks last night and wow that place is cooked. every other tweet on my feed is so over-boiled in overt christian nationalism, it feels like the entire website is in the final stages of internal decay. spooky shit.

what they don’t tell u in school is that as a writer 95% of your job is googling synonyms to various words

just found out that tracy chapman and alice walker dated in the 90s and i’m gonna need at least six seasons and a movie about this injected directly into my brain immeidately

there’s a lady on tiktok who has been married to a prison inmate for the last 5 years and people are shocked bc she wore a maga hat in her most recent video. babes who did you think a person who married a prison inmate would vote for??

i will never stop talking about how the clermott twins’ entire social media presence is darksided as hell, like what do you MEANNNN you’re doing a shibari bondage photo shoot with your TWIN SISTER????? it’s not even incest bait anymore it’s just straight up incest lol

these guys all look like they’re rotting from the inside out

so it turns out there is, in fact, quite a lot of james franco/seth rogan ship fanfic on ao3 in case you were wondering about that

popping in for your daily reminder that taylor swift played a sexy cat named bombalurina in the 2019 feature film ‘cats,’ based on the hit musical by andrew lloyd weber, which was in turn based on the 1939 poetry collection ‘old possum’s book of practical cats’ by t.s. eliot.

you know what hell yeah

the most psychotic thing about me is that every morning i go through all 4 of my email inboxes and either delete or mark everything as read, yes everything!!!!! you’ll never catch me at 78,000 unread emails on even my junk accounts