Happy Holidays Eve! Just because we love you we dug up three obscure, gritty, violent and HOLLY JOLLY Christmas thrillers for you to enjoy (us talking about)! That’s right, it’s SHOCKING STUFFERS! Hickory dock, dirtbags! #nakedcitykillerchristmas #riot #rxmas podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New ep—DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER! We’re gushing about one of the most glorious and ridiculous action films of all time. We cover it all: naked tai chi! The icicle! Whether lead or shit sets off metal detectors faster! And most importantly: MR. FALCON! Only $4.50, cheap! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—TRAPPY HOLIDAYS! Baby it’s cold outside, way too cold to be trapped in a fixed location by some random psycho! Well, that’s Christmas for you. Bundle up! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Never in doubt @suspensekills.bsky.social

It was always going to be @suspensekills.bsky.social Nobody does it better!

New Patreon ep—LOOPER! Rian Johnson’s twisty 2012 sci-fi noir features a rock solid script, an all-timer Bruce Willis performance AND some questionable prosthetics! We’re from the future, trust us—you should listen to this episode! Only $4.50, cheap! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—A BITCH BEST SERVED COLD! Yes, we’re talking lady vigilantes (vigilant-shes?), women pushed to the brink who take the law into their own hands! But are they going too far? According to all of these films, nope! #thebraveone #peppermint #avigilante podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—DESPERADO! Robert Rodriguez’ follow-up to El Mariachi has Tarantino, Buscemi, all kinds of cool 90’s indie signifiers. But is it still worth watching? We have many thoughts! No more bloodbaths! #desperado #robertrodriguez www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Some men just wanna watch the world burp

On this week’s episode of “Watched on Tubi late last night”… A @suspensekills.bsky.social recommendation! @colonelmortimer.bsky.social

Drywall punch/pony tail yank, one of approximately 4 interesting moments in DEAD ON: RELENTLESS 2. Discussed on our latest episode!

New ep—RELENTLESSE$! Yes we’re finally talking about the well-known and well-loved film Relentless from 1989 as well as 2 of its 3 direct to video sequels! We’ve got at least one Judd, 3 Rossis and MILES O’Keefe! #relentless #deadonrelentless2 #relentless3 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—PEEWEES BIG ADVENTURE! A 1985 road trip classic from a time when Tim Burton was talented and America was 100% on board with Paul Reubens’ weird little suit-wearing creation! Only $4.50 to sign up, rebels and loners welcome! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

A body snatched brother gets tossed out of a helicopter in Abel Ferrara’s BODY SNATCHERS! Discussed on our latest episode!

New ep—SNATCH’D! JOIN US for 3 Body Snatcher moves from 3 different decades! 2 of which are worthwhile! Fans of conformity need not apply! There’s no one like you left! #invasionofthebodysnatchers podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—SLITHER! Yes we’re fawning and gagging over James Gunn’s disgusting and delightful 2006 breakthrough! It’s not about snakes! It’s about…something else! Sign up ($4.50), crack a Mr. Pibb and give it a listen, killer! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

If you’re unclear about Humpy and how a person running well in a fish costume potentially saved the Seattle Mariners’ season, don’t worry, they break it down here. And then there are werewolf movies

New ep—WE’RE WOLVES! For our 1st of 2 Spooky Season eps, we’re exploring the terror wrought by canis Lupis. We’re talking classic werewolves, skin walkers & whatever kind of shit is going on in WOLF. We hope you’ll howl…in appreciation! #wolf #wolfen #thewolfman podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—MARS ATTACKS! We’re talking about Tim Burton’s divisive 1996 sci-fi comedy and wouldn’t you know it, we’re divided! Only $4.50 to find out who’s pro, who’s con and who’s ACK! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—ASK US ANYTHING! Yes we’ve finally recorded a Q&A episode putting all of your burning questions to rest. We’re talking movie blind spots, death row meals and of course Joe Charbonic! AND MORE?? Tune in, turn on or drop dead! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

“Chumshawa”?

Special @suspensekills.bsky.social only Questions. Ask us stuff. Answers will be on next week's episode! Please DO NOT use this as an opportunity to suggest or inquire about titles for us to cover. Otherwise knock yourselves out. Also taking questions on our Patreon. ngl.link/colonelmorti...

New Patreon ep—STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME! Our favorite utopian future space crew had their breeziest adventure ever in 1986, and America (and the hosts of this podcast) was 100% on board! Sign up to listen or double dumbass on you! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

As promised, here is “Chekhov’s oversized novelty dart,” the best scene from RAW JUSTICE! Discussed on our latest episode!

New ep—WHAM BAM THANK YOU PAM! Yes, just in time for the Pamaissance we’re exploring the early cinematic oeuvre of Pamela Anderson! We’re gonna Pam you all to hell! #pamelaanderson #rawjustice #snapdragon #rawjustice podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK! Clooney’s best and definitely final film as a director is 20 years old and relevant as ever. We talk Strathairn, mid-period RDJ and how great cigarettes are—only $4.50! Anyone who doesn’t sign up is descended from fearful men! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Flawless and beautiful car flip from the otherwise unremarkable WISDOM—discussed on our latest episode!

New ep—BRAT PACK PACK! Three films from 1986! FIVE members of the famed acting troupe The Brat Pack! A surprisingly large amount of Razzie nominations! Life’s a bitch, ain’t it? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Absolutely legendary in THUNDERHEART which you should watch right now

We’ve gone and done it again!

New Patreon ep—MASTER AND COMMANDER! Peter Weir’s 2003 epic has finally found the massive fan base it deserves 20+ years after its release. We discuss how that may be a bit of a monkey paw situation, and of course we discuss the badassness of Lord Blakeney! Only $4.50! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—FIGHT THE TOWER! We’re back, baby, and we’re talking about tall building-based thrillers spanking 3 decades of American (and Dutch) cinema! Featuring a sober and enlightened discussion of Anna Nicole’s breasts! #blackout #skyscraper #thelift podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—JOE VS THE VOLCANO! This absurdist romantic comedy from 1990 was a flop, a punchline/cautionary tale for years. Why is it taking so long for the culture to shift to rightfully adoring it? Only $4.50, cheap! We’re not arguing that with you! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

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No new ep this week! So we put our classic Patreon ep 5 DEPALMAS PART 1 on the free feed! It’s from 2021, and we all read a book for it because we love our listeners so much. Do enjoy, hopefully we’ll have a new ep for you in two weeks! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—PREDATOR! We couldn’t put it off any longer! Just in time for the…preview for the new IP I guess, we’re talking about the beloved 1987 original—aka the Greatest Film Ever Made! Only 4.50?! This episode will make you into a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Screen legend BART THE BEAR makes an appearance with Mike Myers at the 1998 Oscars, discussed on our latest episode!

New ep—NAUGHTY BY NATURE! Three thrillers where the thrills come from the heart of the wilderness! In this case: bears, bears and wolves! Can men survive if they philosophize hard enough? Welcome to Fucked City! #theedge #thegrey #shoottokill podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—WATCHMEN! Zack Snyder’s reverent adaptation of Alan Moore’s “unfilmable” magnum opus proved all the doubters wrong, and was still kinda disappointing. We try to find out why, and also why the night reeks of fornication! Only $4.50! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—CLOONEY BIN! We cover a pretty broad swath of famous actor George Clooney’s career! From the early swaggy head bobbin’ days of Peacemaker to The American, where he barely changes his expression! Mother fuck! #thepeacemaker #theamerican #michaelclayton podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep! Simply everyone is excited about the new Superman picture because it’s aiming for that Superman ‘78 magic! But what made Superman ‘78 so damn magical in the first place? We answer that question definitively, for just $4.50! Climb aboard! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Just by the dire vibes of the discourse I thought this was going to be the lowest rated episode, but even before you guys eased up on Point Break – it wasn't anywhere close. You'll have to pry that wooden spoon out of the Skulls' cold, skeletal hands.

New ep—REM-ACHES! In the 2010’s Hollywood tried to milk the IP of some truly iconic titles by visionary and/or insane directors. Surely audiences would line up again for bland copies made by…some guys? Find out of their gambit worked by listening right now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—CHAPPiE! For only $4.50 you can hear us talk about Neill Blomkamp’s 2015 “Short Circuit But With Die Antwoord” magnum opus. We may have differing opinions on it but surely we can all agree: “That’s Chappie”! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—WES SNIPES STORY! Three pictures from the golden age (and after!) of Wesley Snipes, the classically trained actor/karate expert who won our hearts and then got kinda weird. This episode is pretty, so pretty! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—FIELD OF DREAMS! This delightful boomer bait from 1989 features the most on brand Costner performance, the best James Earl Jones speech and the most lovable Ray Liotta character. Also: AMY FREAKIN MADIGAN! Only $4.50 for this and everything else! www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Graciously landed my hat trick of SIKU guest appearances with this episode. Join us as we delve into a handful of acting efforts by FLIGHT RISK director M*l G*bs*n!

Put this on over breakfast and had to stop listening because I was laughing too hard to eat

We are so back!

New ep—DRAG ME TO MEL! Friend of the Pod @williambgoss.bsky.social joins us to talk about 3 films featuring exceedingly normal and definitely okay actor Mel Gibson! All in favor, say DIE! #birdonawire #payback #edgeofdarkness podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...