That’s Fisher Stevens, from Early Edition

Someone just claimed that had “cyber sickness,” which they clarified was “motion sickness but from screens” and I cannot understand this

Killed the group chat by saying Janeway is the best Star Wars captain

Bob & Carol & The Mandalorian & Grogu

Man, Aubrey gives that kid the Nelson book and I sob every time

This will lead to Grogu’s younger brother becoming the Joker, mark my words

Master AND Commander? In this economy?!?!??

The restaurant just started playing Springsteen in New Jersey

Hubba Hubba

Is that the website that used to be free and also makes pornography like a short order cook makes eggs?

Gravity’s Rainbow The Dog of the South Pnin

My Dinner With Andre (Malle, 1981)

Absolute bullshit. There’s not a single boss worth a damn that would take that call

Slightly increase a band Cobblestone

I am intrigued

Happy Mother’s Day

I knew this really hot girl in middle school who was reading Ishmael. I said to her, “I’m also reading a book about smart gorillas,” but she did not want to talk about Congo.

The Ortolan is soaked in Armagnac. Baby Yoda is drowned alive in the blue milk of Tatooine.

Jacking Off in Cars with Boys (Cronenberg, 1996)

Pretty sure all the people from the 18th century are dead

How much of a bummer would it be to uncover a video of Bill Cosby saying a bunch of racist slurs. Just useless. Wouldn’t even go viral.

Siobhan on the Sybian

Uber driver just flashed his brights at a blacked out Pontiac cruising with the headlights off so I guess this is a one-star ride

Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

One of the great mysteries of being into movies is that you start out watching just the one scene from Wild Things and Mulholland Drive, then you watch both movies and become obsessed with Mulholland Drive, and then you realize that Wild Things is the true masterpiece.

FBI Agent: Hey Mulder - I got a latent half-print and a thirty-second window to a plant a gun. Can you get a conviction if you’re not chasing down that alien that eats candy.

Only Hollywood Homicide has Harrison Ford eating a donut during sex

Creating a new persona account where I impersonate Spiro Agnew. Just post my Venmo every hour.

It’s like when my mom changed the channel anytime a UNICEF ad started.

What any creature with a doll’s eyes wants: to haunt and terrorize Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga.

Apple Abuse

You ever delete a post because you forgot about Cronenberg?

This is true, and also pathetic, because the enlightened egotist would not seek the validation of the crowd. That everyone seems to think I’m not brilliant, wise and correct all the time only validates my primary assumption that the world is full of dolts and philistines.

Check the replies for a bunch of people who are self-reporting as virgins

@davidjroth.bsky.social what would you do if this guy played baseball

Shot a 95! We’re gonna break 90 by the end of the summer!

That’s Michael Stipe

I’m going to kill Chat-GPT

I think the one thing you can say about Martin Scorsese as a director is that I’m taller than him

Knives Out

I will NEVER visit my Kansas City area Kia dealer.

This is an insane way to live.

McDonald’s All-American girls was a great game - a neck and neck barn burner that turned into a smackdown in the 4th quarter

“The thing, Mr. Pink, is that we’re all reservoir dogs, if you stop and think about it. Which I don’t.”

Judas!

More shirts: Ice Nine Kills (on a very punk lady) and Metallica

At Disney World. These are the tee shirts I’ve seen on adult men who want to make it clear they have other tastes: Mudhoney Propagandhi Nirvana

Just saw a mouth-breathing sycophant wearing a shirt announcing his fandom of a fuckin’ gas station ask the ICE agent for a selfie.

All tweens should just read Congo. Ape lasers.

They Will Kill You ruled