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Cops get awkward when you talk about fucking killing someone for being annoying. You'd think they never did it.

I’ll put it more simply: my first (and best) aerobatic flight instructor looked me in the eye before our first lesson and said: “remember, airplanes really like the ground. They really really like the ground.”

Your mop is hungry.

If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai

Please

I need someone to make me do the thing I know I should do.

You shouldn't have to beg for your life during a migraine.

No matter what I do I'm wrong.

Dogs and their Love of Sticks ❤️ #FridayVibes #FridayFeeling

Every migraine should grant a woman the free murder of any cis man.

I'm really tired.

i said what i said

And that bathroom smells like pussy now.

So wait... Straight men see a naked woman and think about their dick? But what if she's cold or just wanted to share an observation she thought of but is afraid no one will care about?

Seriously have not been this horny in a long time. Literally ache in places I shouldn't have. Need someone to put a baby in me.

Can't tell if bad migraine or really horny.

*for exactly one night* oh sweet an extra hour of sleep! *for the entire rest of the year* wait it's dark at 6pm this sucks

Danger horny is so weird.

Just dumb puppy shredding your shoes and stealing your panties.

I'm really good at making excuses for people who hurt me.

My mouth tastes like an ashtray.

What's the domme version of a dumb puppy? I just want to hurt you the way you like.

the wealthy oligarchs want to control all flow of information to create narratives and beliefs they want to instill into populations, no better illustrated by comparing how elon musks ‘grokipedia’ talks about hitler compared to ‘wikipedia’

#FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FAA

Bigotry is binary. You're either a piece of shit to others, or you aren't.

Trying to get high enough to not care how fucked up it is that I'm the one who's life is being ruined.

You aren't allowed to tell the truth. EVER. FUCK CORPORATIONS!

It's like that consent meme, except we all agree violence isn't needed and the "mean one", who would do the violence if it happened, is stalling. She's not really saying it will happen, but I think she wants that fuck you posture to remain because this girl has escalated all morning.

Update: did not do brows. Currently negotiating peaceful surrender with local mental health facilities. Don't put it off girls!

Ever do that thing where you have the thought over and over and you even make huge changes because the thought warrants it and then you're like, I'm sure it's nothing and I'm just being sensitive.

You know it's bad when a future Friday night 5150 leaves you feeling hopeful and safe. Yearning for the ward where there is always coffee and juice. And if you can't sleep, they fix that.

Can't plan this. Talking to my therapist who called 4 hours early and unannounced and the evil roommate turns her phone up so loud we can't hear each other and proves why I use the word torture. Going to the hospital because I'm tired of wasting energy on dismissing the intrusive thoughts she makes.

A big headspace issue is some of us are literally incapable of caring about the pain we are watching the brat go through. We sometimes make a joke or smile and she gets a cold lance of trauma stopping her heart, "what if they see me smile and think I'm faking". When you have trauma...

Could build a slasher film empire off my intrusive thoughts in the last 24 hours. I've watched everything my twisted brain can come up with and after a while it's all just red and that squicky sound. Meh. Body horror only lasts as long as the body. Bodies are weak. True pain happens in the soul.

Keep thinking I have a head scarf around my neck and finding nothing there. Just passively feeling like someone is trying to strangle me (not the sexy kind, like real fucking panic trauma kind), no biggie.

Honestly have never been this sure I was going to die. Like, I don't want to come back from this because I don't want to live knowing that this feeling exists, that you can hurt this much. I can't live with the chance this ever happens again. I'd rather die if this is life.

If someone is trying to call their dog back, DON'T FUCKING PET IT YOU SELFISH FUCK. I HOPE YOU FUCKING ROT YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE! You should be skinned alive and left to die, fucking pieces of shit.

a project manager’s job is to make me manage my anxiety through intense and repeated exposure therapy

You can't even insult people's children to their parent's faces anymore, because of woke

read this thread. we are only one or two easily made infrastructure changes and administrative decisions away from running the same kind of death camps the nazis were. if you ever have asked yourself "what would i do in nazi germany during their reign of terror" you have a chance to answer that..

How it feels being an elder millennial.

truly, deeply sick of people online treating my like i'm an imaginary creature that lives in their phone and not like a real human woman

sucking strap in a prideful and proletarian way

If I had done anything that was done to me to anyone else and they'd have shot me. I can't even get anyone to care about the crimes against me. About the abuse. The torture. I am in fear for my life. How is anyone supposed to remain sane in this situation? Why shouldn't I?

100% The correct headline would read: Local hero improves farcically overpriced statue to widespread acclaim. A few pompous nobbers not impressed.