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no offense but pansexuality is just bisexuality for biphobes

Jenna Ortega

everyone be quiet, this rapist has reproductive health advice for us

hang on, tylenol is just what USians call paracetemol? fuckin' paracetemol? I thought it at least had a mild opioid in it or something.

Reflexive self-blame & self-criticism is an addiction many complex trauma survivors don't even realize IS an addiction-- & giving it up requires us to take it as seriously as any other addiction that is trying to ruin our life. And, like any other addiction: it's not a "choice."

I need those weird TikTok freaks predicting the rapture to be right. GTF outta here, Jesus can have you.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

I'm Spaticus scene, but it's Antifa.

Trump brands decentralized anti-fascist activists as a "militarist terrorist organization" in a toothless executive order, echoing his empty 2020 pledge—while pardoning Proud Boys who stormed the Capitol. Absurd power play from a clownish strongman. #Antifa

I kept asking for more crackers I ate what like 4 packs or something

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: Amtrak is getting 50% more funding

Gently: instead of whatabouting the Kimmel thing, you can use the win to motivate people who are new to collective action. Don’t punish behavior you want to see, especially if you want to see more of it.

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

I'm really loving how all of the corporate media that spent the last decade printing bald-faced lies about trans health care are suddenly incensed about sham autism claims. And by "loving" I mean "absolutely infuriated by" 🤬

If only Antifa were an organization. It would have free healthcare, tuition assistant, legal representation, daycare, elder care, a coop credit union, and free housing for its members and their families. It would fix this fucking country!

Fuck these whiny chuds.

Name a 90s TV Show U Still Dig.

Today has been very nice despite the horrible cramps. I just feel very grounded in who and what I am and that even if troubles arise, I'm equipped to handle them. I just feel at peace with myself; I feel powerful.

Release the epsteinaminophen files

When one of my friends interrupts me

Proud to say I've used them all but the plagiarism machine.

A large part of my childhood was spent in hotels in Florida. Hotels in SoCal are similar enough, especially when the humidity was high last week, that my now and my then are blending and I just got a rush of the smell of aloe vera lotion and sunscreen and a hint of A/C water and chlorine. Florida.

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

Bob Iger has a real chance to be a hero here and say “Fuck you. Make me.” to the FCC by reinstating Kimmel. I’ll sign back up for Disney+ if he does. Until then, keep canceling your subscriptions!

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

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Totally forgot about the baby coyote that loped by where I slept most nights. Dog was chill about it, coyote gave no fucks.

Mayor Bass speaks at immigration rally to stand up to ICE raids

"men don't like septum rings on women!!1!" thank god, stay the fuck away from me then

Was thinking about winter and how I was going to miss summer when I remembered I live in SoCal and we don't get winter here. My last three winters were in Colorado at elevation. Welp, that was an easy problem to solve.

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

Fall is sadgirl spring.

Oh they REALLY want you to stop talking about Jimmy Kimmel

I’m proud to be ANTIFA… #bluesky #antifa

"history is also going to remember the cowards who definitely knew better but still let things happen—whether it was for money, convenience, or just comfort. Use ... the only phrase that can genuinely make a weak bully go away: F**k you. Make me.”" www.pajiba.com/news/john-ol...

Contemporary OB/GYN: 'Long COVID linked to abnormal uterine bleeding and hormonal changes' www.contemporaryobgyn.net/view/long-co...

It takes so much more courage than many realize to challenge the story we were told about ourselves by our bullies & abusers. We were conditioned to believe we'd be "in trouble" for believing anything but the worst about ourselves. Swapping in a new story after years takes guts.

Stop hating mayonnaise so much. It’s just salad dressing. It’s Eggs Lemon Oil Vinegar Sugar And salt That’s it.

i frequently don't understand the romance girlies but i have to admit that they don't fuck around

The Black Panther Party of New York is protesting the late Charlie Kirk!

The law doesn't prohibit having fun with your service dog. I often plop my dog down at the end of an aisle with the leash across her shoulders and when I'm done at the other end I reach my arm out theatrically and my Mpupnir comes flying towards me. And like the real one, some cute girls r worthy.

I put intentional effort into not having shark eyes and if I focus on that part of my brain I hear "Twinkle!" in a cutesy voice, but when I want to let people know to avoid me I get the dead shark doll eyes and they look flat and lifeless and they are effective.

I'm high and I have enough detailed memories that I can see the event in my head from a bunch of differing perspectives and it's hilarious if you watch this guy scream at a very bored girl who isn't even paying attention and can't hide the boredom. How funny that had to have been to see.

It's good to be the monster, we eat anything we please, even kings and knights. Dragons sit and grow fat, but we are always sneaking and seeking. It's good to be the monster.

The really crazy things about the train incident was I was fully aware of my altered state to the point that I was more interested in observing my body than I was listening to the guy screaming in my face. I'm not pretending to be brave, he really was that minor in my priorities.