I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

Waited to watch Knives Out 3 so I could see it with the family over break. We gotta let this guy do Star Wars again.

Moved on from The Hobbit to LOTR (I’ll admit I’ve only seen the films). In the prologue, Tolkien explains the retcons to Riddles in the Dark as Bilbo being a liar and suffering from ring corruption when he wrote his memoirs. Lmao gottem!

This holiday season, please think of the children. @theonion.com

Ok so MacFarlane toys does these...deformed? Weird proportion figures? They've done Bane and Batman and Swamp Thing and ... they're not my thing generally but this Darkseid makes me laugh and I love him. Look at his tiny frowny face! He's adorable.

I regularly get to tell my girlfriend about the new gamer drama of the day. For example today was, "War crime game boy."

Watched the new Fantastic Four on my flight home. Feels almost like an overcorrection from the MCU. Very “comic accurate,” but does little to *adapt* what works in a comic (heavy exposition, lengthy and straightforward dialogue) into what works in a movie (naturalistic acting, visual storytelling).

Weirdly probably the most revealing statement in that article people are passing around. This is a purely vibes-based worldview.

Desperately need a spoiler tag to discuss this week’s Carol Crash Out Hour

Let no one tell you you can’t pull off emo after 30

Playing Marvel Cosmic Invasion and getting bittersweet feelings hearing Josh Keaton back as Spidey

As long as we’re talking extremely European games and GOTY awards, I don’t want to see your list if it doesn’t have Die Fugger II on it youtu.be/0it7hRwVZwU?...

congratulations... to the French

“Zat should’ve been moi,” seethed Ubisoft, throwing an Assassin’s Creed beret to the ground

Sakaguchi should invite this guy to the Free Company

KING

sakura miko noticed flute guy

glad flute guy is still at it

you loved sliding on the ground you're gonna love horse riding

Titanfallllllllll threeeeeeee

New Mega Man, close enough

Pragmata fan theorists about to make so many YouTube shorts

C'est sweep!

Just give the Expedition 33 guys little folding chairs on stage by now, I feel so bad for their knees

Friendship ended with Hideo Kojima Now Miss Piggy is my situationship

Bit…gray for a podracing game

I can justify the flight stick purchase again!

crazy to book an actor to do the prize giving for the AI voice work game

I think Milla Jovovich maybe did in fact just fall out of a coconut tree

me still trying to look 27 at 51

MFW Evanescence plays at The Game Awards

Btw the Sonic community is going to explode if nothing gets announced tonight (It’s me, I’m Sonic community)

Feels weird to have a category with two kart racers, one realistic racer, and two soccer games, but OK (Sonic Racing robbed)

Can never be mad about Werner getting a paycheck

OK but Devil Dinosaur would unironically get me to boot up Rivals again

Team Cherry didn’t deserve that jab

This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.

Take a good, long look at what you just (probably?) bought, Netflix

They’re presenting an award????

My hot take is that we can probably get away with calling M. Bison Balrog now

I can’t help but feel like someone told Geoff he had a wirework budget two weeks ago and he suddenly went mad with power

Expedition Thiwty Thwee? uh, i THINK we missed the fiwst thiwty two! no, but sewiously…

Well, the best performance award was surprisingly sweet “Please welcome J.J. Abrams” I guess it was getting a little too sincere in here

there's an unexpectedly high "theater kid" energy level at this game awards

Truly nothing could have captured the vibe of the Game Awards better than reviving Star Wars Knight of the Old Republic seconds before it's heavily implied Geoff Keighley fucked Miss Piggy. You just can't have one without the other and still call it the Game Awards

Do you think Miss Piggy is more of a Bioware or Obsidian gal?

i need everyone to know that umamusume sent out a press release about winning best mobile game moments after winning best mobile game they had that shit loaded in the chamber

@ssheafer.bsky.social informs me this probably means free stuff for all the horse girl appreciators out there

Wrote a beginner's guide to the retro gaming handheld scene for Lifehacker, including who to pay attention to & how to get started. Check it out if you miss the PSP or DS! Big thanks to @retrogamecorps.com and @bob.thewulffden.com for their comments! lifehacker.com/tech/these-s...

The problem with Astro Bot is that even if I know the Sony theming is cloying, if you make the optional collectibles all my favorite Sony guys, then they aren’t really optional because I will FEEL BAD if I don’t rescue them